The political commissar took out a walnut, then carried the chair Wang Aiguo gave him and smashed it on it.

I have to say that the military chairs are still very suitable for smashing walnuts. Because the chairs do not have a backrest, they only have four feet and a board. This way it is quite easy to smash.

The political commissar fell down and shouted loudly. The next moment, walnuts were buried in the chair.

"I can't deal with you just a walnut?" The political commissar snorted disdainfully, then moved away the chair.

As a result, as soon as the chair was moved away, everyone saw the walnuts intact on the table.

Everyone was stunned. Didn’t you see walnuts sank into the chair just now?

The political commissar was also confused, so he turned over the chair in his hand, and everyone took a hole in the chair.

Everyone: "..."

The scene was once in awkward.

At this time, the twenty yuan was still fast reaction and hurriedly said, "It's okay, the political commissar, the chairs in the management office are of poor quality. So, I'll help you open them. When I was a child, I liked to open walnuts the most, just use the door to clip them."

After saying that, Twenty Yuan took the walnut from the political commissar very attentively and walked to the door of the dormitory.

Ten seconds later, not only did Wang Aiguo’s dormitory break a chair, but also a door breaking.

That night, the political commissar looked at the walnuts on the table and fell into deep thought.

Wang Aiguo and others also fell into deep thought when they looked at the broken door and the chairs that had been penetrated with a hole.

"Well, captain, eat less melon seeds in the fool. Look, I bought a few walnuts for the sake of cheapness. As a result, haha, we not only have to pay for the chair but also the money." Wang Aiguo said speechlessly.

team leader:"……"

....

The next day, the captain went out, and this time, Brother Fa was also out with him.

Many people will think that how can a non-commissioned officer play with an officer? In fact, it is not possible for an ordinary non-commissioned officer to play with an officer, but old non-commissioned officers are different.

Let’s talk about Lao Meng. The fifth-term non-commissioned officer is equivalent to the regiment level. Of course, this is a conceptual one, and it is impossible to have actual positions for you. But no matter what, if you are a high-term non-commissioned officer, even the captain needs to give you some face.

After returning from going out, the captain brought some melon seeds back. When Wang Aiguo saw melon seeds, he immediately smiled bitterly.

"Captain, is he a fool again?" Wang Aiguo said speechlessly.

The captain raised his eyebrows and sighed, "No, no, I bought Qia Qia melon seeds today."

"Huh?" Everyone was stunned and looked at the captain together.

The captain actually changed the melon seed brand? Is the sun coming out from the west?

However, the captain did not give a positive answer, but said lightly: "Just change your taste occasionally, don't make a fuss."

The captain said calmly, but Wang Aiguo still saw something strange from the captain's subtle expression changes.

If the captain doesn't say it himself, can't Wang Aiguo find out? Haha, there is nothing, Wang Aiguo has no other skills, but his ability to inquire about gossip is very great.

During dinner that night, Wang Aiguo came to Fa Ge.

"Brother Fa, what happened when you went out with the captain today?" Wang Aiguo gave Brother Fa a bowl of soup, and then asked with a smile.

Brother Fa looked at Wang Aiguo strangely, took Tang and said, "Nothing is particularly strange."

"Is there nothing?" Wang Aiguo asked in confusion.

Brother Fa thought for a while and said, "Just when I went out in the morning, Lao Meng and I had just got off the car, but Lao Meng found that his cell phone was gone. Then he ran two roads after chasing the minibus."

"Oh, are you catching up?" Wang Aiguo asked and picked up the soup and took a sip.

Brother Fa nodded and said, "I'm chasing after chasing me, but after catching up, Lao Meng found out that his phone was always in his hand."

"Puff." Wang Aiguo sprayed out a mouthful of soup. Haha, he finally knew why the captain changed the sign.

....

Although resting is a very pleasant thing, resting in the army is a bit monotonous.

It’s nothing to do when he always goes out, especially Wang Aiguo found that he lost more than 20 kilograms after returning from rescue, and now he is not far from the 200 mark. So he deliberately restrained his appetite. Anyway, he had a five-day break and had a buffet twice. He would be very good if he had too much weight and couldn’t hold back.

People with fat constitutions are really miserable. Some people eat instant noodles every day and eat Haisai every day without getting fat, but some people get fat by eating casually.

Some people may not believe it, so let’s give the most famous example. Look at Journey to the West, Sun Wukong eats scattered people every day, is he fat?

Look at Bajie again. He eats vegetarian food every day and exercises. He has walked a hundred and eight thousand miles. Do you think he has lost weight?

Some people may say that being busy can make people lose weight. Wang Aiguo thinks this is also a nonsense. Not to mention anything else, look at Buddha. He manages hundreds of thousands of younger brothers and eats vegetarian food every day, but he still hasn't lost weight?

To sum up, Wang Aiguo thinks that being fat and thin may be everyone's passive skill. Some people will not be fat if they are cut off their passive skills, so they will not be fat. Some people will become fat if they are cut off their passive skills, so they will become fat if they are cut off their passive skills.

As for Wang Aiguo, he suspected that his passive skill was to gain weight when drinking water, so...

You can't think about this thing carefully. If you think about it carefully, you will feel that the world is too unfair.

After thinking for two days, Wang Aiguo felt that he should ask Brother Fa. After all, a person in his 40s still has eight-pack abdominal muscles, which is really terrifying.

He did it as soon as he said that, and after Wang Aiguo finished his lunch break, he asked Brother Fa to ask this question.

Brother Fa looked at Wang Aiguo, pondered for a moment and said, "Then you exercise..."

“Is there any plan besides exercise?”

"If it's a living habit, then you'll eat vegetarian food..."

"Is there anything simpler?" Wang Aiguo said helplessly.

Brother Fa thought about it again, and then said, "Then start with drinking hot water. You young people like to drink cold and iced ones. However, the hospital studies expressions and cold water, and drinking hot water can keep your body slim. By the way, don't drink overnight water."

Wang Aiguo in front could understand, but the overnight water behind him made him a little confused.

Don’t drink overnight water. His mother seemed to tell him like this before. But what is overnight water?

"Brother Fa, ask, what is overnight water?" Wang Aiguo asked in confusion.

"This is also water, of course it's water for a night." Brother Fa said casually.

"Then the question is, why can't you drink overnight water?"

"Because the impurities in the water will settle at night, drinking them will be bad for your health."

"Oh, will the impurities in the water settle in the morning?" Wang Aiguo asked again.

Brother Fa was stunned. This question seemed to involve his blind spot in knowledge, which made him fall into deep thought.

Seeing that Brother Fa was not speaking, Wang Aiguo said again: "If the precipitated impurities are calculated based on time, then the water we drink has been in the water pipe for several days. In that case, is the water itself already overnight?"

Fa Ge: "..."
Chapter completed!