A reader asked me two days ago, will farts really look like poisonous gas bombs? Let me tell you my personal experience is that our class has a big face and the farts smell so bad. Because this guy eats spicy strips all day long, he is very straight afterwards. This guy has stomach problems, so he can't digest well. As for me, I'm not just a fart problem. According to my wife, when I was in the army, my whole body smells like farts.

Of course, since I was discharged from the army, I have been insisting on eating three or two vegetarian dishes every meal, and now it is much better. So people still have to eat vegetarian food, huh, really

As soon as he returned to the brigade, Wang Aiguo immediately felt very uncomfortable. The brigade was different from the repair shop, and there were strict management here and there were many nonsense.

When you return to the brigade, you are really a combat unit, not an emergency team in the repair shop.

After driving back to the brigade, the first thing I did was to move the shells back. When I heard about moving the shells, to be honest, everyone's whole body trembled.

Many people will say that moving shells is similar to moving sandbags at construction sites? Anyway, they are more than 60 kilograms, and other workers can do it. Why can't you do it when you are in the army?

In the past, Wang Aiguo thought so when he was carrying sandbags in the recruit camp. It was not until he really moved the shells that he realized... Haha, the shells and sandbags are really much different.

First of all, the shells are smooth, you must hold on to this thing, otherwise it will fall off easily.

But sandbags are different. You can carry them or carry them, anyway.

In addition, carrying sandbags and shells is definitely not a feeling. Not to mention anything else, Wang Aiguo used to carry sandbags, but before he could reach his destination, he threw the sandbags directly.

If it was a shell, would you dare to throw it?

Even if you dare, no one dares to let you throw it away. Before you can make your move, everyone will pounce on you and press you down.

By the way, this shell will not explode even if it really falls to the ground. The Navy's shells are fired by the base fire. The power of the base fire requires you to drop the shells from more than five meters high, and by the way, there must be a convex point on the ground, which is just right on the base fire of the shells.

As for the warhead, the power is even greater. As for how big it is, think about how big it is for a shell worth more than 60 kilograms to fly out dozens of kilometers?

...

After moving the shells, although everyone was very tired, they were in a good mood. Because everyone knew that after moving the shells, everyone was going to prepare to go to Liandao.

The captain was in a good mood today. After dinner, he went to the dock for a walk. However, the captain had not gone out for half an hour, and the political commissar called him.

The captain was stunned at the caller ID and answered the call in confusion.

"Wrong, political commissar, what's wrong?"

"Captain, come back quickly, something happened." The political commissar looked at the documents in his hand and looked awkward.

The captain was stunned and said, "What's wrong?"

"The brigade just sent a few notices to criticize him. You can come back and see him."

"Criticize"???" The captain was confused.

However, since the political commissar's phone call came, it was impossible for him not to go back. So the captain accelerated his pace and rushed back to the ship.

As soon as he returned to the boat, the political commissar pulled him to the conference room, and then he saw all four of the front main guns standing awkwardly in the conference room.

The captain was stunned and asked in confusion: "What's the matter, how many?"

"Haha, you can see it yourself." The political commissar placed the notice in front of the captain.

The captain looked at the first picture, but his face turned dark at that time.

"The criticism was reported, Comrade Sun Ganglie, the former main gun of the Donghe Ship, was snailed in the laundry room."

"Luo Ben, what the hell is this?" The captain looked shocked at his face.

Big Face said a little embarrassedly: "Captain, I'm also unlucky. Look, there's only two meters between the bathroom and the laundry room. Didn't everyone take off their clothes and throw them into the laundry room before taking a shower? Who knew that just after I took off my clothes today, the team's staff officer brought someone to check. As a result... I was arrested."

Looking at the big face, the captain didn't know what to say for a moment. OK, everyone did have this habit before, but the brigade headquarters had never taken care of this matter before, so why did they happen to meet it today?

Sighing, the captain felt helpless, but was embarrassed to say anything, so he looked at the second one again.

"The criticism was reported that Comrade Yu Zhigan, the former deputy squad leader of the main gun of the Donghe Ship, stood in the passage without wearing clothes and confronted his superiors."

captain:"……"

What the hell is this damn?

Twenty Jiu looked at the captain awkwardly and said, "That's right. I saw that Big Face was caught, so I decided to argue with the other party. It was already fine, but after the argument was finished, the other party found that I was not wearing any clothes."

captain:"……."

"What a political commissar, do we have quick-acting heart-saving pills on our ship? Get me a bottle, I'm afraid I'll be shocked if I continue listening." The captain rolled his eyes and said.

Everyone was embarrassed.

The captain sighed and turned down again. He saw that the third item was like this.

"The criticism was reported that Comrade Chen Dadong, the former main gun squad leader of the Donghe Ship, sneaked into the laundry room through the window without wearing clothes."

"It's not that you'll wait a little, my mind hurts a little now. When I sneak into the laundry room, what the hell is that I'm not wearing clothes?" The captain looked at Dadong with a shocked look on his face.

Dadong said with a embarrassed look on his face: "That's right, they were caught and I wanted to save them. As a result, I found that all my clothes were thrown into the laundry room. In order to put on my clothes and argue with them, I decided to go out of the bathroom window, then go around into the laundry room from outside and take my clothes back."

"The idea is right, then why were you arrested?" The captain looked at Dadong in a daze.

Dadong scratched his head awkwardly and said, "But I forgot that the washing machine where I was washing my clothes was at the door. So I just took out the clothes and was caught."

The captain rolled his eyes and almost carried it over.

However, at this time he remembered that there was still someone in the conference room.

So the captain looked at Wang Aiguodao: "Okay, so you ran too?"

"No, I was not reported because of the spiral boom." Wang Aiguo quickly shook his head.

The captain was stunned, then looked at the fourth notice in his hand.

"The criticism reported that Comrade Wang Aiguo, the former main gun of the Donghe Ship, was inappropriate, causing the lumbar spine injury of the brigade staff member Comrade Fan Jian, and there were also three guards in the body of multiple scratches."

"What did you do?" the captain looked at Wang Aiguo in shock and asked.

Wang Aiguo looked embarrassed. The scene just now was really a bit weird.

"I took a shower and went to the clothes drying yard on the roof to get my clothes. As a result, when I got downstairs, I saw my squad leader and others being arrested. When I was scared, I fell directly from the stairs on the second floor. The place where I landed was the place where the Staff Officer Fan and the three guards and brothers stood. Then... there was nothing."

After Wang Aiguo finished speaking, the conference room was quiet.

Well, it was not a big deal for rumble, but Wang Aiguo's attack on Mount Tai was so powerful that he directly injured the team's staff, so the other party sent four notices in one breath.

After reading the notice, the captain sighed and said, "Forget it, there is nothing we can do when things happen, but you should pay attention next time and stop running in the laundry room. In addition, Wang Aiguo..."

"Here." When Wang Aiguo heard the captain call his name, he immediately shouted.

The captain looked at Wang Aiguo and nodded, "Well, you did a good job, continue to work hard."
Chapter completed!