Chapter 32 There are always some inconsistencies in life
Huang Gang proposed this peeing competition with a confident look, which made everyone confused. Everyone didn't know why he was so confident. However, as the loser of the last round of the game, he really had the right to choose the game.
So at noon, everyone had to run out of the building and go to the public toilet competition on the playground.
As for why I went out, it was mainly because the length of the toilets in the building was not enough. Of course, the more important thing was that the toilets in the building were cleaned by Wang Aiguo's dormitory.
The big toilet on the playground is different, it was cleaned by Team 11.
Walking out of the building, Wang Aiguo was considering the deep meaning of Huang Gang's proposal of this game along the way.
If you think about it carefully, this game seems to be unfavorable to him. After all, he is a fat man with more than 200 pounds. How good can you expect a fat man with more than 200 pounds to have?
But if you think about it carefully, he is an otaku. He has never had a girlfriend from beginning to end, and he doesn't even have a hobby for masturbation. With his more than 20 years of boy skills, he may not be worse than them.
More importantly, he doesn’t smoke. Most people in their dormitory smoke. Everyone should be clear about what smoking will affect things. Wang Aiguo doesn’t smoke, and the increase and decrease of one person is a favorable factor.
Thinking of this, Wang Aiguo immediately became full of confidence in himself. Even if he was not the first, he should not be the last one.
And just as they walked towards the big toilet, there was a man squatting behind the big toilet, smoking the cigarette in his hands desperately.
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"There is really no way to bring this recruit. After the recruit comes, he doesn't even allow him to smoke a cigarette. Can you live this life?" The chief squatted behind the large toilet in distress, cursing the person who issued the smoking ban order in his heart.
The troops actually started banning smoking a long time ago, but because there were too many people smoking, there was no great effect for a while.
Later, the upper-level leaders felt that instead of solving the smoking problem of old smokers, it was better to start with the baby. The recruits were trained for half a year, and if they didn't smoke for half a year, they basically quit smoking. Therefore, the smoking ban was mainly aimed at the recruit camp.
After the ban on smoking was issued, many new recruits were not adapted. However, the troops were subject to orders, so they could do nothing. In order to take the lead, Grandpa Bi took the initiative to quit smoking and ordered all non-commissioned officers from the 12 teams to be not allowed to smoke.
It’s okay if you are like Jia District, but you are still young after all, but an old smoker like the chief officer is suffering from the captain.
If it weren't for Grandpa Bi's decisive rules, he wouldn't have gone to the vegetable field behind the chicken coop to smoke.
But I went there and smoked a cigarette and almost sent him to the underworld.
When he thought of this, the chief officer was furious. He still had a big bow tied to his head, all thanks to Wang Aiguo and others.
As for why he didn't go to the health team to change the bandage on his head, the main reason was that all the military doctors in the recruits were super gossipy. Now the wound on his head can be regarded as the biggest shame since he joined the army... No, it is the biggest shame since he was born!
So he would rather wear this bow than go to the health team. If the military doctors knew about this, the entire recruit battalion would know within one day.
Today, he became addicted to smoking again. He could not smoke in the building and the vegetable field was destroyed. In desperation, he could only hide behind the large toilet to smoke.
The commander of the dean was forced to do this, which made the commander of the commander almost collapse.
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In the blink of an eye, Wang Aiguo and others came down to the big toilet under Huang Gang.
In fact, everyone was very anxious to go to the big toilet, because Huang Gang proposed the competition before eating, so in order to make the results look better, everyone angrily drank two large bottles of mineral water after dinner. As a result, everyone's bladder is almost blown up now.
As soon as they arrived at the toilet, a group of people couldn't wait to start the game, and Huang Gang took the lead and was the first to play.
As soon as Huang Gang took action, everyone was shocked.
"Damn, Huang Gang, you can do it! Two and a half kangs, don't tell me that you are still a virgin?" Wang Aiguo looked at Huang Gang in shock.
Huang Gang's face turned slightly red and didn't say anything, but he gently tapped his head.
Everyone was speechless.
The second one is that Wang Aiguo came on stage. Although he has 20 years of boy skills, his health is really not much better as a fat man, and he barely peed a half.
The remaining people were basically between one and a half to two, barely better than Wang Aiguo.
But Xiaotian, this young man who dreamed of entering the Marine Corps, was in great health. He urinated three kangs and directly over Huanggang.
Soon there were two people left. Wang Aiguo looked at the miracle doctor and the monk and sighed helplessly.
"I can't escape this meal today." Wang Ai sighed in his heart.
However, the facts are always beyond everyone's expectations. No one expected that the miracle doctor would even pass by a kang.
After peeing, the miraculous doctor looked at everyone and scratched his head awkwardly and said, "Haha, what, the main reason why I came to join the army is because I have too many girlfriends, and then they discovered it again. In the end, I came to the army to hide from them."
Everyone: "..."
The last one appeared, and the result was beyond everyone's expectations. However, it was good news for Wang Aiguo, at least he didn't have to treat him.
Everyone ended the "fight", and only the last monk was left. Everyone was still very curious about the monk. After all, a monster born in Shaolin Temple and who could jump off buildings with bare hands wanted to know what kind of achievements this guy has.
As a result, the monk did not disappoint everyone's expectations and shocked everyone as soon as he took action.
I saw a 'fountain' about three meters high, spraying out directly from the small window on the toilet.
"It's so awesome!" Everyone was shocked and couldn't help but order 666 for the monk.
How can this be done? This is a livestock!
As a result, just as everyone was feeling the mood, a figure suddenly appeared at the door of the toilet.
Everyone glanced at me... Haha, it was the chief of staff.
Everyone looked at the bow dripping on the head of the director, and suddenly they felt a bad premonition.
"That's a fucking thing, it won't be that coincidence..."
There was a dead silence in the air, and a group of people stared at each other, and no one spoke for a while.
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After a while, the chief officer couldn't help but cursed: "Damn it, why are you again? You have nothing to do when you have enough food. You have to pour some water outside when you come out to urinate?"
"Pour water? No way..." Wang Aiguo thought with a look of pain. They had guessed what happened to the chief officer. But it was really not their fault. After all, who would have thought that someone would squat behind the toilet!
Chapter completed!