Chapter 43 Lose weight, three hundred
Wang Aiguo looked at Grandpa Bi with a embarrassed look on his face. He really couldn't refute Grandpa Bi's words, after all, several people were sent to the hospital.
But even so, he still wanted to struggle, so he spoke, "No captain, I..."
Before he finished speaking, Grandpa Bi had already interrupted him.
"Let me tell you first, you just sent everyone in this team to the hospital. As long as I didn't go, I won't give you excellent soldiers!" Grandpa Bi shouted angrily.
Little did he know that a few months later, Grandpa Bi tried hard to slap himself on the hospital bed, and sighed, "You can't talk nonsense!"
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The captain of Chenyang New Army Battalion thought about it for a month and went through a lot of hardships to invite people from the Special Forces Brigade to teach everyone the plan of military boxing. He was forced to have a "miscarriage" in just one day.
The special forces captain who led the team this time was lying in the hospital with a fractured tailbone. He was probably hospitalized for at least one month. When the remaining teachers saw that their captain was like this, they all gave up.
That night, they rushed out of Chenyang's new recruits with their backpacks, and the captain personally "intercepted" and did not stop them. There was no way, there was only one life, so I couldn't afford to play.
And all this was caused by Wang Aiguo.
The next day, Grandpa Bi was shouted to the office by the captain and scolded him.
Then Grandpa Bi returned to the room and the first thing he did was to wash his hair, because his head was covered with saliva, which was really difficult for him.
At the same time, Wang Aiguo called home during his lunch break, and he missed home even more these two days. After all, Grandpa Bi's words yesterday were clearly stated. He guessed that this outstanding soldier was so yellow that he could not be more yellow.
As a result, after the phone was connected, Wang Aiguo was shocked to find that his grandfather was actually at home. Of course, it is not scary for his grandfather to be at home. What is scary is that his grandfather's friend, Mr. Chen, is also there.
"Patriotic, you finally went to the army, it's very good. By the way, Mei Niu has been talking about you recently, when will you come back? I'll bring her to see you." Mr. Chen laughed on the phone.
Then after Wang Aiguo's spine rose, a chill rose. What should he do? Are you going to "Hefei"?
Soon, Wang Aiguo's grandfather Wang Weihua answered the phone and said lightly: "Aiguo, have you heard it? If you really can't hold on, come back. We have prepared everything for you and are waiting for you to come back."
Wang Aiguo was speechless for a moment. What have you prepared? Way of the Yellow Springs Road?
"Grandpa, I will work hard, don't worry, isn't it just an excellent soldier? Isn't it a terrible soldier?" Wang Aiguo hung up the phone.
That night, Grandpa Bi and Wang Aiguo did one thing at the same time, which was to pull out their beards in front of the mirror.
Pain makes people sober, so they need to pull out Hu Mingzhi.
After pulling out his beard, Wang Aiguo met Grandpa Bi downstairs with a very "happy" the next day.
The two looked at each other for a moment, then turned around and left without saying a word.
"Do I want to stick this beard back?" The two of them turned their backs and thought at the same time.
One wanted to make Wang Aiguo lose weight, and the other wanted to get excellent soldiers. The two looked at each other and found that this thing was more difficult than collecting Qi Qi Dragon Balls.
"Oh..." The voice of emotion surged into the sky, it was so fucking.
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"Huang Gang, tell me, I am so tired every day, why don't I lose weight?"
During lunch, Wang Aiguo stood on the scale of the pig, looking emotional.
Huang Gang was also very moved. The most correct weight in the entire brigade showed that Wang Aiguo's weight was actually the scale of the pig. There was no way. The average scale Wang Aiguo always flashed when he stood up and could not stabilize it. The data of each scale was different.
Huang Gang and the others discussed this privately that the scale may have suffered internal injuries.
After thinking for a while, Huang Gang slowly spoke: "Actually, I have a way to make you lose weight immediately."
"Don't mention amputations or something." Wang Aiguo waved his hand lightly.
Huang Gang shook his head and said, "No, it's not an amputation."
"Oh? What's the solution?" Wang Aiguo looked at Huang Gang with interest and said.
Huang Gang pondered for a while before speaking, "You can try to change the unit of measurement, for example, to 0.11 tons, which makes you lose a lot of weight."
Wang Aiguo: “….”
You are so smart.
Just as Wang Aiguo and Huang Gang were discussing, Grandpa Bi suddenly appeared behind Wang Aiguo.
Wang Aiguo was shocked at the time and was about to say hello to Grandpa Bi, but saw Grandpa Bi staring at the number on the scale with a burning look.
"Let me tell you, you can't lose weight because you eat too much."
"I can't do it. I don't like to eat steamed buns, I can't eat a few." Wang Aiguo defended.
Grandpa Bi snorted coldly and said lightly: "You can't eat a few steamed buns, but you eat instant noodles every day, and there is so much oil in it, how can you not gain weight?"
Wang Aiguo was stunned for a moment, then looked at Huang Gang and said, "But they eat every day, why aren't they fat?"
"We eat one bucket, you are eight buckets. Is that one thing?" Xiaotian answered not far away.
Wang Aiguo became embarrassed in an instant, and it seemed that the same thing happened.
After thinking about it, Grandpa Bi patted Wang Aiguo on the shoulder and smiled strangely.
"When it comes to weight loss, I have a way to help you. Do you want to try it?"
Looking at Grandpa Bi's expression that smiled like Sha Wujing in the quicksand river, Wang Ai had a bad premonition in his heart.
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In the next few days, Wang Aiguo suddenly realized that he actually liked to eat steamed buns.
Looking at Wang Aiguo, the monk and others who were swallowing their plates were all helpless.
"Three hundred, you can buy enough steamed buns. You don't have to eat that fast. There is another point. You can leave us some food." Huang Gang said with an embarrassment.
Wang Aiguo raised his head, but his hands were still moving, and he was trying his best to stuff steamed buns into his mouth.
The miraculous doctor and others looked at Wang Aiguodao with complicated expressions: "Sanbai, didn't you like to eat steamed buns before? What happened these two days?"
"Haha." Speaking of this, Wang Aiguo remembered the crazy things Grandpa Bi did to him a few days ago.
Grandpa Bi said the solution was to confiscate his wallet.
A few days ago, Grandpa Bi used the excuse of counting everyone's cash as an excuse to ask everyone to point the cash. Other people really put a little bit, but Wang Aiguo is different. He was so fucked up.
Grandpa Bi said that he would give it back to him when the recruits ended. By the way, the monthly allowance of 500 yuan was deducted by 400 yuan, leaving only 100 yuan to buy him some daily necessities.
Now, Wang Aiguo can’t afford mineral water, let alone instant noodles. So Wang Aiguo, who was so hungry that he could only eat steamed buns every day.
Chapter completed!