Chapter 47
The monk looked at Grandpa Bi with tears in his eyes.
"Captain, are you not kidding? I just came back, so you let me walk in a straight line? Can I really leave like this?"
Grandpa Bi looked at the monk, and he was helpless when he was reasonable. The training of recruits was planned, and everyone would not have to accompany you to do it again just because you haven't participated in the training for a few days.
"It should be okay to strode." Grandpa Bi himself was not sure. After all, it was the first time he had encountered a person who had chrysanthemum tearing and hemorrhoids bleeding.
"Then I'll try it." The monk scratched his head awkwardly, and finally decided to give it a try.
Proper stance is undoubtedly the most difficult but most eye-catching movement in queue training. This movement is difficult to practice because everyone's feet must be lifted as high, and this is also a reason for good looking. As long as they are lifted neatly and uniformly, it will look good.
In order to train and steer well, Grandpa Bi decided to let everyone bring the pony tie that they usually use for class.
Although this maza is a maza, it is made of iron and weighs about three kilograms. As soon as the maza is taken, the monk's face turns dark again.
"I'm so fucking, how big is it?" The monk looked at the stool in his hand in horror.
Wang Aiguo and others were puzzled, so they asked, "Monkey, do you know how to use this thing?"
"Isn't this the same thing as our Shaolin Temple asking you to carry water? Tie the horse to your legs and exercise and lift your legs!"
As soon as the monk finished speaking, Wang Aiguo and others were confused. Zhengju was already tired, so he tied up another horse stool? Are you going to kill them?
"No, this is corporal punishment. We cannot admit defeat. We must resist!" Wang Aiguo stood up and raised his arms and shouted, tied up a horse and walked in a straight line. It would be better to kill him directly.
"Let's go to Grandpa Bi to argue with him." Wang Aiguo said loudly.
"Okay." Huang Gang and others also supported each other, and the first "revolution" of Chenyang New Army Camp began.
Wang Aiguo and others walked downstairs in a mighty manner, and many like-minded comrades were added along the way.
When he arrived downstairs, Wang Aiguo saw Grandpa Bi at a glance. When he saw Grandpa Bi, Wang Aiguo felt a little cowardly and was about to give up, but when he turned around, he saw that more than 40 people had gathered behind him, and he immediately became confident again.
"Captain, I protest. You can't let us tie up with Maza and walk in a straight line. This is corporal punishment! We protest!"
Grandpa Bi looked at Wang Aiguo with a confused look on his face, and Jia Qu around him also looked at Wang Aiguo with a strange look.
"Wait a minute, who asked you to tie the horses to walk in a straight line?" Jia Qu asked in confusion.
As soon as this said, Wang Aiguo and others were stunned, and then everyone looked at the monk.
The monk walking at the end looked confused and scratched his head for a long time and said, "You asked us to take the horse down. Isn't it to tie our legs and add weight?"
"We are the recruit camp, not the Shaolin Temple. This stool is used as the standard for your legs lifting height." Grandpa Bi said lightly.
Everyone: "…."
The first revolution of Chenyang New Army Camp ended before it even began.
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However, because of this morning, Wang Aiguo and the monk were taken seriously by Grandpa Bi. It was fine if Wang Aiguo, although his figure was not very good and his legs were not raised high, he was still tall, so it was not particularly difficult to kick his feet to the height of the stool.
But the monk was so evil. Today he really realized what a heart-like pain is.
At night, the monk who had finally been able to sleep while lying down returned to the position of sleeping on his stomach.
The monk lying on the bed and Wang Aiguo, who was half dead on the bed, moaned in pain.
"Are Grandpa Bi crazy? I've got my chrysanthemums tear apart, but he's still treating me like this!" the monk shouted cursingly.
Wang Aiguo looked at the bed on the upper bunk with his eyes blank and said lightly: "Finally, you admit that you are torn apart by the chrysanthemum."
"What can I do if I don't admit it? Now the whole brigade knows that I'm tearing apart by chrysanthemum?"
"I deserve it, I will make you crazy." Wang Aiguo said angrily. If it weren't for the monk's cleverness today, he wouldn't have been made like this by Grandpa Bi.
Xiaotian just finished taking a shower at this time. When he saw the monk's posture, he suddenly said curiously: "My Monk, when I saw your posture, I suddenly became a little curious. What would happen if someone had circumcised and hemorrhoids broke out again?"
"Hey, this question is interesting!" Wang Aiguo sat up in shock during his dying illness, looking at the monk with curiosity'.
"Or, monk, go and get a circumcised?" Xiaotian said seriously.
The monk looked confused and had no idea why this topic was involved.
"Am I crazy? I'm going to circumcise for your strange assumptions?"
"You can't say this, you have to understand this matter like this..." Wang Aiguo said as he walked to the monk's bed and sat down.
As a result, before he finished speaking, Xiaotian heard a 'boom'.
"What's wrong? What's going on?" Jia Qu heard the sound and rushed over, and then as soon as he entered the door, he saw smoke and dust rising. In the smoke and dust, the monk walked through his bed and lay on the ground with a look of pain.
On the edge, Wang Aiguo, who also passed through the bed board and fell to the ground, but his legs were still hanging on the steel frame along the bed.
"You... are you doing something bad again!" Jia Qu shouted in shock.
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This incident solved two major problems at once. One is that the bed in the recruits' battalion is too old, with a maximum of 400 kilograms. Once it exceeds 400 kilograms, the bed board will collapse.
Another one is Xiaotian proposed, after a person has circumcision and then hemorrhoids occur, what position should he use to sleep?
When the monk fell off the bed, his crotch hit a screw under the bed.
Although the screws were not inserted all of them, they still scratched some of the skin, so the monk became a man with blood on both sides.
Then everyone got the answer. Bleeding from both ends does not mean that you have to sleep sideways. For example, a monk, who slept on his lie down and stuck out his butt.
To be honest, this posture is a bit weird.
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After many days of trouble, Wang Aiguo and others finally felt that their days had returned to peace. As a result, one day in late September, a rumor appeared in the brigade.
Legend has it that due to the aging facilities of Chenyang New Army, the superiors have invested in a new brigade. After that, all the new recruits will move to the new brigade, and the original Chenyang New Army Battalion will be renovated for other purposes.
When Wang Aiguo heard the news, he was shocked. Did the Construction Brigade build it as soon as possible? Doesn’t it take a year or two?
Just as Wang Aiguo was inquiring about it, a figure appeared at the door of the dormitory and answered the question for him.
Chapter completed!