Chapter 53 Can you play something normal?
Looking at Grandpa Bi, Wang Aiguo didn't know what to say for a moment. To be honest, he was really a little unfair about this mess. But the pot was too big, and he and the monk were definitely locked up, and he couldn't even flip the cover.
Grandpa Bi's roar resounded throughout the sky. Many female soldiers were awakened by the female soldiers building not far away, and then they pushed open the window in a daze and looked over to Team 12.
The next moment, everyone was stunned.
The captain of the female soldier team looked at Grandpa Bi's group of recruits who were wearing only underwear like yesterday morning, looking confused.
"Is it the way I opened the window wrong?" After thinking about it, the female soldier captain closed the window and then opened the window again.
This time, when I opened the window, the picture finally changed a little, but these changes did not change to the better, but went to the more terrifying aspects.
A group of "perverts" wearing underwear did not decrease, and some curry-colored liquid appeared at the entrance of the building.
"What the hell is this?" The captain of the female soldier was stunned for a while, and then a gust of wind blew, and she began to understand what the hell is this.
At first, she thought the recruits of Team 12 had unlocked some weird hobbies, but now she understood that the other party did not unlock any strange attributes, but was forced to do it again.
There were many female soldiers opening the window. Everyone was discussing the situation enthusiastically, but a gust of wind blew, and everyone's faces changed drastically. The next moment, they closed the window like crazy.
This shocking incident once again shocked the captain. Soon the captain came on his 28 bicycle again.
Then he still rode to yesterday's seat, and the captain showed the same expression as yesterday.
Yesterday he came over and was shocked by a group of perverts wearing underwear. Today, he was not only shocked by the same group of perverts, but also shocked by the "Jin Xiangliu" all over the ground.
The captain stayed for a long time before he said to Grandpa Bi: "Can you play some normal things? Even if it is not normal, don't play with shit!"
Grandpa Bi: "..."
Recruitment: "…"
"You think we want to play, but we don't want to play shit, you really know how to 'shit'!"
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Many years later, someone asked Grandpa Bi and the captain why they applied for a transfer in 2012.
Retired Grandpa Bi can still remember the incident that day. It was a sunny noon, and he was sitting in his office and making a phone call.
Suddenly, a roar broke through the sky. When he hurriedly pushed open the door, he decided to put on his clothes and go downstairs.
The captain would tremble all over and said, "That day, he saw a group of perverts wearing underwear standing in front of the building, and the wind that came towards him was full of the 'scent' of Mida."
It was that day that they decided to leave the army because they felt that they might really be "shit" if they stayed there!
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The sewage pipe is different from the water pipe. This thing has no main gate because the flow rate is not very large. But I don’t know what happened. The sewage pipes in the 12th team building were spraying out with life like chicken blood.
Twenty minutes later, Wang Aiguo remembered a question. The flush pump they used was induction. In other words, it would stop automatically if the water flow was accumulated to a certain extent.
The bursting sewage pipe cannot store water at all, so the flushing pump will constantly flush the toilet, over and over again.
Then Grandpa Bi raised his foot and kicked Wang Aiguo out, and cursed: "You are so tall every now and then, why don't you close the sluice!"
"Yes." At this time, Wang Aiguo trotted all the way to close the sluice.
Half an hour later, "Jin Xiangliu" stopped, but no one was willing to walk into the building. The building is now a large cesspool, and they don't have any hobby of digging manure. Why do you go in for nothing?
Everyone looked at each other for a moment, and finally turned their eyes to Wang Aiguo and the monk.
"You haven't gone inside to check the situation?" Grandpa Bi said angrily.
Wang Aiguo and the monk were both embarrassed. They didn’t want to do this job, but if they didn’t do it, who would do it?
So the two of them stuffed their noses with tissues and rushed into the building with the determination of "death".
To be honest, the damage is not serious. However, the scene after entering is still unforgettable for Wang Aiguo in his life.
When "Jin Xiangliu" appeared, it was lunch break, and most of the people who reacted quickly rushed out. However, there were always some people who slept very well or were slow to react.
After these people realized, they were surrounded by Mi Tian. So Wang Aiguo and the monk entered the building and saw people who were surviving on desert islands and were smothered to death.
"We may not be able to stay in this recruit camp." Wang Aiguo and the monk thought to themselves at the same time.
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In the evening, the captain of Chenyang New Army Camp looked at Grandpa Bi’s report on the incident and suddenly felt that the back of his head seemed to have been hammered by a monkey with a stick.
According to regulations, even a battalion-level cadre below the regiment level, even a regular battalion-level cavalry like Grandpa Bi cannot live alone.
But now, there are two new recruits who can not only live in a single room, but even live in a separate building.
This person is nothing but Wang Aiguo and the monk. The reason why they live in the same building is very simple. This building is now a large cesspool. No one will go in, let alone clean it.
So he and the monk took on this glorious task and cleaned the building out.
Grandpa Bi gave them three days. They didn't even need to participate in training in these three days, so they just did one thing to clean up the building.
According to Grandpa Bi's request, the two of them must clean up the rice fields in the floor cracks.
In response, Wang Aiguo and the monk decided to go to the convenience store to bring a box of toothbrushes back, which was to be hard.
All the 12 team members returned to their original building to live.
Everyone followed Grandpa Bi back to the original building. As soon as they stepped into the dilapidated building, everyone couldn't help but sigh.
I always disliked this broken place for old age and finally moved out, but I came back in less than three days.
This incident left a brilliant mark in the history of Chenyang Xingang Camp, known in history as the shit bombing incident.
Just when other teams sympathized with the people of the 12th team, they didn't know that an existence that was more unlucky than the 12th team had already appeared.
What's even more unlucky is Team 13 next to Team 12.
After National Day, although the weather was a little cold, it was still a little hot after all. Second, in this stuffy weather, the female soldiers didn't even dare to open the windows. Because the smell from Team 12 was so strong.
Chapter completed!