Chapter 593
Although the process was not very pleasant, the result was still pleasant. At least after a while, everyone finally had a meal.
After dinner, everyone knew what it means to hold a wedding in the village. In fact, there was an old man in the village who celebrated his 100th birthday this year, so he specially set up a water banquet to call everyone in the village.
Wang Aiguo and others were not familiar with others, so they sat directly beside Chen Wenfeng during the meal.
Of course, Wang Aiguo and others would not drink, but it was impossible for Chen Wenfeng and others not to drink. After Chen Wenfeng took two taels of white wine, drunkenness appeared on his face.
Soon Chen Wenfeng looked at Wang Aiguo's shoulder and said drunkenly to Wang Aiguo: "Little fat man, how old are you this year? Are you married?"
When Wang Aiguo suddenly asked this question, he immediately thought of beautiful girls, and then his old face turned red, and his fat face turned red.
"Mr. Chen, I'm still young, let's talk about it after two years of marriage!"
After Wang Aiguo finished speaking, Chen Wenfeng looked at Wang Aiguodao with shock.
"You are still young, and you are almost 40, okay?"
Wang Aiguo: “…”
Chen Wenfeng said this sentence that Wang Aiguo almost died on the spot.
God is so 40, he hasn't even arrived this year, okay?
After saying that Wang Aiguo, Chen Wenfeng turned his head and looked at the monk.
"Haha, what about you, young man? When do you want to get married?"
When the monk heard this, his first reaction was Liu Wenjun's face, and then he inexplicably felt that the topic was very heavy.
Well, it's really heavy!
"Haha, I'm not in a hurry to get married. I'm young and haven't grown up yet!"
After the monk finished speaking, everyone on the table calmed down, and everyone looked at the monk with a look.
Just the monk is 1.85 meters tall, weighs 190 kilograms, and his whole body is full of hair. Isn't this called not growing?
Do you have any misunderstanding about Changkai?
When everyone's eyes were very strange, the monk coughed lightly and showed a bright smile.
"Everyone knows that children are ugly when they are born, but as time goes by, they will gradually grow and become more and more beautiful. Look at me, I am not growing! Give me a few more years..."
"I think you will be happy!" Chen Wenfeng said with a firm look on his face.
Monk: "…"
Everyone has a stomach problem after eating this meal. It hurts the heart while eating this meal. It is really disgusting.
There was no way, and Wang Aiguo and others could not resist the enthusiasm of the villagers, so in the end they could only hold back their smiles and eat the whole meal.
Eating in rural areas is usually early, and it is only 11:30 after dinner.
The captain said that they could go back later today, even until 8 pm, so after leaving the village without saying a word, we took a taxi to the city.
Although this group of people are now doing well in the army, it is always good to be able to leave the army and sway outside.
...
After leaving the village, I took a taxi, and all four of them got on.
After getting into the car, Wang Aiguo, who was the least familiar with, suddenly patted the co-pilot Wang Aiguo on the shoulder and said softly.
"After that being said, Fatty, are you going to fall in love with Sister Leopard?"
Wang Aiguo turned around and looked at Youjian with a confused look. Why did he fall in love with Sister Bao in a confused manner? He and Sister Bao are a good friend.
Ah, at this time the monk coughed softly, then lowered to the right: "You really don't know Wang Aiguo, he already has a girlfriend!"
After the monk finished speaking, he felt that he was not doing well. Wang Aiguo had a girlfriend. Is this too unexpected?
"Are you kidding? His girlfriend isn't Sister Leopard?" You Jian said in shock.
Then the monk and Dafeng shook their heads at the same time and said in unison: "No."
"Not Sister Leopard, who is that? Who else will fall in love with him if you are blind these days?"
Wang Aiguo was a little unhappy with the saying of Right Jue, but Wang Aiguo had not taken action yet. As a result, the monk and Dafang turned on their phones at the same time, found out the photos posted by Wang Aiguo one by one, and placed them in front of Right Jue.
When Youjiang looked at the intimate photo of Meiniu and Wang Aiguo, Youjiang suddenly felt that the world was too terrible.
After a while, he lowered his heart and covered his heart and said to Wang Aiguo: "No, fat man, otherwise you can go out for fun later and send me to the hospital. I think I really need a cardiotherapy injection now!"
"That, don't be so exaggerated. Is there anything wrong with having a girlfriend?" Wang Aiguo said with an embarrassment.
Youjian sighed a long time and said slowly: "It is normal to have a girlfriend, but I don't believe that your girlfriend is so beautiful! This world is too crazy, I am better looking than you, and I don't even have a girlfriend! You are a fat man, where did you cheat such a beautiful girlfriend?"
Wang Aiguo glanced at the right, and was speechless at this moment, but he was still a little secretly happy in his heart.
Men are such simple creatures. When someone praises your wife for being beautiful, you will always feel very happy and have an inexplicable sense of pride.
After thinking for a while, he found that this fact was becoming more and more than he imagined. In the end, he felt that he could not accept this reality, so he grabbed his head and shouted with a collapsed look on his face.
"It's not scientific, it's really unscientific, how is this possible? Even your girlfriend is so beautiful, so why can't I find a girlfriend?"
As he was talking, the monk suddenly tilted his head and looked down at him.
"Why don't you have a girlfriend? Isn't it because you didn't go looking for it?"
"I've looked for it, how could I not look for it?"
The monk became even more confused by the saying of the right surrender.
"You've looked for it? How do you find it in the army?"
Right Snow snorted lightly, then turned his head a little embarrassedly and said lightly: "I have left my photos and information on more than a dozen blind date websites, but no one has greeted me so far!"
When everyone heard this, they fell into silence.
Wang Aiguo, who was sitting in the passenger seat, snorted disdainfully at this moment.
"Do you know that there is a 33-year-old single dog named Zuo Tengxiang in the island country. He specially created a blind date website that belongs only to him in order to get rid of singleness."
"Login this website, all the areas you can choose are the areas where he is. All 30 male information you can search for are all him alone.
In other words, he plays 30 people and chats with various women every day. In addition, he also heard that he has also made a so-called divination system.
After entering the name in text message, he will quickly match his other half of his life, of course, it must be him."
"A website has lasted for several years and has a viewing rate of up to one million, but even so, he is still single so far!"
After Wang Aiguo finished speaking, he also looked right and looked.
Wang Aiguo looked at the right side with a creepy look.
"So it's not reliable to ask for marriage online?" Youjian said a little embarrassedly.
Wang Aiguo sighed long and said, "No, I mean it's useless for ugly people to post photos."
Left right: "..."
Made, if I hadn't worn my pants today, I would have to compete with you!
...
So this is how life is often the case. Most of the time people feel uncomfortable when they open their eyes.
I am soft and weak at work, weak in life, and cannot exert force while lying down. Anyway, I am not full of energy, but I eat a lot.
Many people think that people who are fat can be forgiven, and eating too much can be forgiven, but they all overlook the most important point: If you are ugly, you should not be forgiven.
Of course, people like me, Mao Sanbai, are definitely not among them. After all, I am really good-looking!
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After arriving in the city, the four men began to wander around outside.
After swaying for two hours, everyone finally got sore legs and numb, so they decided to find a coffee shop to sit in it for a while.
The four of them ordered a cup of coffee and sat in the cafe. After looking at each other for a while, Wang Aiguo felt that it would be embarrassing, so he spoke, "Or what should we do?"
"It's not good for four people to masturbate here together!" Big Face said after pondering for a moment.
Then Wang Aiguo and the other two looked at Big Face with a firm look!
This man's head is worthy of being kicked by a pig, and his brain circuit is indeed very clear.
Covering his head, Wang Aiguo really didn't want to say anything, so he finally got up and walked out of the cafe.
Then when Wang Aiguo came back again, he had already held two decks of playing cards in his hand.
"If you don't have it, just play poker cards!" Wang Aiguo threw two decks of poker cards on the table and said calmly to everyone.
As soon as I saw the playing cards, I was speechless.
I saw Youjian said with dissatisfaction: "I finally came out and played poker in the cafe once. Why don't we go back?"
"Then you don't play poker, what do you want to do?" The monk said to the right as he unpacked the poker.
He lowered his eyes to the waitress at the counter.
"With this free time, why don't I flirt with girls!" Youjian said with a firm look on his face.
Everyone was stunned. This topic is interesting. It is true that there is such a free time to flirt with girls?
However, Wang Aiguo has a girlfriend and a monk has a girlfriend. The big face has a brain kicked by a pig, so he can skip it, and in the end he only has the right side.
So Wang Aiguo nodded firmly to the right sword and said, "Your words make sense, why don't you flirt with me?"
After Wang Aiguo finished speaking, his face looked a little embarrassed.
This man is a famous giant who speaks and a dwarf who acts.
And now there is a farting lunatic and a man with stinky feet on this table.
Seeing the embarrassment of the right fall, Dawei suddenly raised his hand and said, "Brother, do you not know how to flirt? It's okay, I can teach you this, I have learned a lot of love words!"
Chapter completed!