Chapter 90 The title of the fart king belongs to you
The moment I heard the sound, my face changed immediately.
"Three hundred, you..." You Jiang was about to curse, but he suddenly discovered something terrifying.
Although Wang Aiguo was farting in the afternoon, he was at least not smelly. However, it was different now. This fart was so smelly.
When watching the news, the captain usually comes, but Grandpa Bi went to the brigade headquarters for a meeting, so Chen Long came to lead the team when watching the news.
As a result, Chen Long stepped into the TV room and was smoky with a stench coming to his face.
"I'm so fucking, who are you eating stinky tofu?" Chen Long roared loudly.
"Damn it, this is not a stinky tofu? Is this obviously a meal of rice fields and good?" Jia Qu, who was so fumigated in the house, couldn't help but yell.
"Master, you have taken over your supernatural powers! Think about me, I'm right next to you!!!" You Jiang knelt beside Wang Aiguo and cried in tears.
Wang Aiguo could only laugh at this.
Can he control this thing? It's easy to ask God to send him to God...
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On this day, the 12th team of Chenyang New Army Camp spent an unforgettable time watching the news. Several years later, everyone can still remember the experience of watching the news.
Most people said that it was the first time they were watching news in the bathroom.
The remaining small part said that it was the first time they were watching news in the cesspool.
Because this experience was too painful, everyone had already evacuated before they finished watching the news, and only Wang Aiguo was left in the TV room.
In fact, Wang Aiguo also wanted to withdraw, but the problem was... he surrendered to their dormitory and closed the door and refused to let him in until he died. This was a little helpless.
...
In this way, Wang Aiguo survived until the lights were turned off. As soon as the lights were turned off, Wang Aiguo got into the quilt, hoping to rely on the quilt to suppress the strong fart smell.
However, within three minutes, Wang Aiguo himself regretted it. He thought he could suppress it, but he thought too much. The fart was gas, so what was the use of relying on a quilt?
"Brother Sanbai, you finally solved a problem that has troubled me for a long time." The miraculous doctor who was sleeping on Wang Aiguo's head couldn't help but speak.
Wang Aiguo was stunned and said in confusion: "What's the problem?"
"Is the fart lighter than air or heavier than air?" The miraculous doctor sat up from the bed, then took out two balls of tissues and stuffed them into his nose.
Wang Aiguo looked embarrassed. This fart would float upwards, and it was not his fault.
"Come on, I'll go to the toilet." After saying that, Wang Aiguo pulled open the quilt.
As a result, as soon as Wang Aiguo pulled the quilt away, Wang Aiguo's dormitory exploded.
A group of people shouted, especially the miracle doctor, squinted his eyes and shouted wildly: "Fatty, fat man, you are about to absorb your magical powers. I can't see it, it's so terrible!"
Wang Aiguo: “….”
"Goodbye, everyone." At this moment, Wang Aiguo also felt that the place seemed to be difficult to stay. He rushed out of the room with a quick step, leaving everyone crying and howling in the room.
After leaving the room, Wang Aiguo rushed into the toilet immediately. Now, the only thing that can make him "released" is the toilet.
After sneaking into the toilet, Wang Aiguo was immediately happy when he saw that there was no one in the toilet. So he took off his pants and put them up happily towards a toilet door.
As for why he took off his pants, it was mainly because Wang Aiguo was afraid that he would be too strong and he would make Mi Tian come out.
"Puff puff puff puff puff puff puff~"
After a happy release, Wang Aiguo felt as relaxed as drinking intestinal tea.
"It's so fucking!" Wang Aiguo couldn't help but roar, then lifted up his pants.
However, just as Wang Aiguo was holding his pants and trying to leave, the toilet compartment behind him suddenly opened...
Hearing the sound of opening the door, Wang Aiguo suddenly had a bad premonition and slowly turned around. He saw a figure standing in the toilet in the darkness.
With the moonlight, Wang Aiguo tried his best to identify it, and then found that he might as well not recognize it.
That person is nothing else... it is Grandpa Bi.
For a moment, time seemed to be still. Wang Aiguo and Grandpa Bi looked at each other, neither spoke nor moved, but just looked at each other, looked at each other, looked at each other, and looked at each other...
After about thirty seconds, Grandpa Bi was almost suffocating himself to Thanos. Suddenly, Grandpa Bi let out a long breath, and his whole face twisted, pointing at Wang Aiguo and cursing: "Wang Aiguo, I'm really fed up with you. Are you a human being? Are you an alien sent to attack the earth? Otherwise, you were also Gatlin or sweet potatoes? What are you doing? Are you a human being? Is it a human being? Is it a human being!!!"
Grandpa Bi said a long line of words in one breath, and at this time Wang Aiguo understood that when Grandpa Bi didn't say anything, he looked at him just now because he was so frightened that he couldn't speak at all.
But at this time, Wang Aiguo was going to say again, why don’t you turn on the lights when you go to the toilet at night? He thought there was no one inside.
"Mad, you still want to get excellent soldiers like this. Unless I lie in the hospital with paralysis, I will crawl back to stop you." Grandpa Bi said that after he didn't even check the room, he just shook his arm and was about to leave.
As a result, as soon as he swung, Grandpa Bi's fist hit the radiator hard, and Grandpa Bi screamed again in pain.
"Wang Aiguo, I swear to be incompatible with you!" Grandpa Bi said angrily with tears in his eyes.
Wang Aiguo: “….”
"Wait a minute, let me stroke it, and you can throw your arms and hit the radiator, and you can also press this on my head??" Wang Aiguo rolled his eyes and thought speechlessly.
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The night passed, and Wang Aiguo felt that he was in much better condition. However, just when Wang Aiguo thought this matter was over, everyone had supper early in the morning, and Grandpa Bi held a plenary meeting.
Yes, a brief plenary meeting.
"Dear comrades from Team 12, everyone must actively move closer to the Party and strictly restrict their behavior. We cannot be giants who speak or shorts who act. The most important thing is not to be crazy people who fart!!!"
When Grandpa Bi said the last few words, he almost roared out, and almost yelled at Wang Aiguo, making Wang Aiguo spit out a star.
"Grandpa Bi, I can't control the fart. You can't just stare at me just because of this kind of thing, right?" Wang Aiguo thought bitterly.
Chapter completed!