Chapter 49: Overcoming the Impossible Happiness (Part 2)(1/2)
What are Li Meng and the others going to do?
Wang Zhan and the coaches held the telescope and looked at the training team members who had just worked together, at this time, they were strangely divided into two parts in their telescope's field of vision, as if they had a conflict and wanted to do it separately.
"What are these guys doing? I just praised a few words, and I'm losing my chain?"
"What kind of plane?"
Only Wang Zhan's face turned black.
He really wanted to slap himself in the face - to tell you to talk too much, and to pretend to be x!
Some coach didn't know Wang Zhan's mood at this time, and sighed with disappointment: "Instructor Wang, these guys are not praising you! You just want to make trouble."
Wang Zhan squeezed out an ugly smile: "It should...it shouldn't be a mess."
"Um?"
The coaches looked at Wang Zhan.
Wang Zhan took a deep breath and said something the coaches didn't understand: "They may have used their brains."
They may be going to break the mountain camp record!
Wang Zhan didn't say this because he was afraid that his face would hurt. He just said that the record of the mountain camp was a matter of using his brain. This... he turned his head and really used his brain.
The record of the senior brother is probably... I really can't be saved.
The coaches looked at each other in confusion and didn't understand what it meant.
...
Li Meng and the others are divided into two parts. What are they doing?
The matter will start a few minutes ago.
Everyone worked together to drag the stone forward, and Xu Sanduo smiled foolishly and said to Li Meng: "It's much easier than I thought! Li Meng, if we continue at this speed, we should be able to drag the piece on the mountain back before dark, right?"
Xu Sanduo's words are almost everyone's perception, and Li Meng certainly agrees with this statement.
"Absolutely, we should be able to reach the finish line at two or three o'clock. Moji dragged the piece on the mountain back, it's bad..." Li Meng said while thinking, but finally got stuck. Then his eyes suddenly lit up and he said happily:
"Hey! I'm so masturbation! I have a way, we can get it done in advance!"
“In advance? How long before?”
Li Meng said with great confidence: "Save a few hours!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone became interested: "What method?"
How many hours can you save, who can’t get the idea of inquiry?
"Divid two groups! One group goes to the mountain to drag the stone backwards, and the other group continues to drag the stone upwards - Come on, everyone stop, let's try if thirty people can easily drag the stone."
If you try it, you won’t suffer any losses. Of course everyone is willing to accompany you.
Faced with the situation where half of the people were dragged, the huge stone still surrendered. Under the pull of thirty people, they moved as before. Everyone felt that it was a little effort.
"It's feasible!"
"Hey, the method is very simple and effective!"
"I'm going, why didn't I expect it?" The soldiers spoke out one after another, and Li Meng's idea passed unanimously without any resistance.
Li Meng's method is very simple to put, it is almost the kind of simple one that can be thought of as long as it is given to a period of time.
But please remember that the prerequisite is to give some time to consider, contact, and use your brain to be lazy!
But how many people, even 99% of them, can find a way out as soon as possible?
Most people are more accustomed to saying at the end: Hey, why didn’t I expect it?
The solution is to pass the high vote, but there is a problem in front of you:
No one actually chose to go to the finish line to drag the stones back!
Li Meng looked at these comrades who were obviously unmoved by white buns, and said strangely: "Hmm? It's easier to drag the stones back than to drag them up. You are not happy?"
Seeing this, Xu Sanduo hurriedly supported Li Meng and said that he was willing to go, but Zheng Jie took him to the back and "teached a lesson" Li Meng:
"You are stupid. If you drag the stone back, wouldn't you miss the wonderful scene of writing on the stone? Lao Li, isn't the reason why we gritted our teeth and did useless hard work just to witness the scene of the message on the stone in the end?"
Look, this is the gap between actual needs and leadership taking it for granted.
Fortunately, Li Meng is a person who knows his mistakes and can listen to opinions at any time. He immediately smiled and said, "You are stupid. Don't you just want to witness this legendary scene? Simple! Come on, let's write now. The comrade who happened to drag it back can still draw all the stones there, and by the way, there is no need to bring a paint bucket to the mountain."
Of course, Zheng Jie would not admit his stupidity, and deliberately emphasized that Li Meng must have forgotten this - he was still stubborn. The soldier who rubbed the most ropes and rushed to the stone with the paint bucket. He quickly opened the lid of the bucket, stuffed the brush into the bucket, and copied it as if he had thought about it for three months.
Now Zheng Jie didn't care about being stubborn and rushed over. He grabbed a bunch of rabbits with his own hands and let everyone eat rabbit meat. How could he be robbed of all the light by a lucky ghost like a rope that has no technical content?
The others watched the two of them savored to compete for the right to splash ink and write, and the sour water was rising.
Two bastards who were lucky enough to get the first place were still arguing. One insisted on using the same words as above to maintain the team shape, while the other insisted on writing "Guess how many meters we moved" - That's right, Zheng Jie thought hard for three months, and he actually thought of this sentence. To put it completely, the sentence he thought of was this:
Guess how many meters the 21st training team of the x Group Army moved!
But in the other person's mouth, Zheng Jie's words completely disrupted the team shape, and Zheng Jie said that his words can definitely be remembered by the younger generations for a lifetime!
The two were arguing fiercely, and Chengcai couldn't help but interrupt: "Hey, stop fighting, how far will we move? One hundred meters?"
Zheng Jie didn't look back: "Whatever you want, let the younger generation guess slowly!"
The other person said unwillingly: "We want to move space for the people behind. We can't move the mountain camp for dozens of periods, so the people behind can only move a few meters, right?"
To be honest, Zheng Jie's evil taste has won a number of supporters, but the opposite side's words make sense - if you want to blame, blame the seniors in front of you for being too ruthless, especially in the first five periods, which were either 500 meters or directly one kilometer, and advanced the distance they could "do things".
I really want to climb over the timeline and grab those seniors one by one to theorize.
At this time, Li Meng took his own private goods: "Actually, we can be kinder."
Facing the word "kindness" mentioned by Li Meng suddenly, everyone was shocked, and some people asked in surprise: "What kindness method is it?"
"For example... let's prepare to click the 'end mark' halfway and leave a message on the back to reveal the truth."
"Ahem..."
A group of people were so shocked by Li Meng's kind-hearted way that they coughed violently, and they were so hungry that they were not choked to death by saliva.
This... is called kindness?
Do you call this kindness?
Just imagine, the unlucky guys who were walking on a long road by their seniors for the first time, and when they were about to vomit blood, they finally reached the end. They just had to rest. They saw the above prompt:
There are still xx kilometers to the end!
Damn, it would be strange if your mentality doesn’t break down!
But when I think of the lines of comments on the back of the end mark, especially the sentence that appears at any time: Seniors are too cruel to move stones, and they leave a mark for one kilometer of stones - it seems that they agree with this style!
Zheng Jie, who had a very bad taste, immediately touched the message he thought about: "Old Li's trick is so compatible with my message! Just imagine, they worked hard to pass a bunch of marks and finally found this stone. When they saw it, they asked them to guess the distance from moving the stone, tsk, it's not to be demolished in the world!"
Zheng Jie's supporters increased significantly, and the opposition also became interested and said weakly: "Old Zheng, it's okay to write your words, but... I can only write! You can't write!"
At such a highlight moment, Zheng Jie obviously didn't want to give up, but he couldn't resist the other party's persistence. In addition, he finally activated his "golden idea", Zheng Jie had to agree "teared" in the end.
Finally, a group of people surrounded the huge stone, with envy and jealousy and hatred, watching their comrades brushing the lines of words on the stone:
The 21st training team of the x Group Army left a mark. Well, we are the kind-hearted people who left you guidance marks. Guess how many meters we can move stones!
If the word "Frost Descent" was not popular and often replaced by "**", Li Meng would have suggested adding another sentence:
Please call me "Frost Descend".
The last stroke was completed, and the bright red words looked particularly friendly. Everyone seemed to feel the greetings from the future, and they all grinned.
"I finally waited for this day..."
"I must be an instructor in the mountain camp in the future. I must see the expressions of the younger generation when facing this line of words!"
"It's not in vain for this life!"
After writing this line, some people were excited, some people raised flags, and some people sighed, but only Li Meng's words attracted attention. Only the guy said, "I changed my surname!"
"Hmm? Did you change your surname?" Everyone was shocked. As for?
"My surname is Fu now..." Li Mengyouyou added.
Everyone spitted together and remembered another meme in their hearts. By the way, if some of them saw a few years later, after all, one of them saw a meme from Li Meng online, would they run over and throw a secret code of a king of the king and a chicken stewed mushrooms at the other party?
After enjoying the feeling of success (name) and blessing brought by this line, the price needs to be paid. The team was divided into two, and a team of people walked straight along the longer road that was taken by their predecessors and they rushed to the end point that was about to be changed. Of course, they also shouldered a more important "mission":
Make "marks" along the way to remind the younger generation that this is not the end... Well, it is a reminder from kindness and will definitely not contain any other evil tastes.
Another team continued to drag the stone forward.
...
Through the telescope, I saw the training team members who wrote and painted on the stone and divided the troops. How could the coaches not know that Wang Zhan's words came true?
A coach muttered: "It's a good idea. So, it can be done at three or four o'clock - but I'm even more curious about what they wrote on the stone."
Can you not be curious?
When these coaches from T-T, when they first encountered those strange writing lines, who wouldn’t be curious about how the team members would write after the training camp?
To be continued...