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Chapter 31(1/2)

Not only did Yu Jun feel uncomfortable that night, but Shenwan Tiansi was also not very happy either.

He wriggled hard on the sofa of the booth and said in a muffled voice: "I think your behavior of tying up the living Buddha is too much. Do you still have a little basic awe of the Buddha?"

Li Hu clasped his hands together, his face full of compassion. She was wearing a low-cut tight mini skirt and seemed to be a spotless white lotus: "Amitabha - donor, look at us, Zhou Lao Da destroyed Buddha in the Northern Wei Dynasty, Feng Si rebelled against the way of heaven, the third brother was a zombie cultivator, I was a nine-tailed fox demon; even Yu Yu smoked and drank, six of his six senses were unclean, and he took time to kiss and beat a small cannon. How could you think we respect you?"

Yu said angrily: "I didn't go on a blind date and have sex!"

"..." Shenwantianshi struggled and called for help: "Mama! Save me-!"

"You and your dad went home happily." Li Hu said kindly, "By the way, Feng Si is really not your mother. It was just that she picked you up and fed you for a few days. The big lamas in Tibetan areas sent someone to ask for it, and they returned you back when they bought it. That milk powder was purchased by Australia, I love him for three pieces of US dollars."

Shen Wantian Si said angrily: "Don't implant hard-fired agents at this time!" As he said that, he twisted desperately to try to drill out the rope.

It’s a pity that a seventeen-year-old living Buddha could not resist the demonic power of the three thousand-year-old Nine-tailed Fox Screw. Shen Wantiansi could only lie on the sofa with his butt facing the sky to mourn his true love that was suppressed by power before he started. Li Hu turned around and threw a charming look at Yu, who was sitting next to him drinking, and said proudly: “How about it, I’ll say I’m on the side of you, the middle-aged uncle. Remember to praise me to Boss Zhou.”

Yu Jingzhong was amused and crying: "I really didn't go on blind dates or having sex..."

"It's all right. Besides, as a mature uncle in his thirty years old, it's okay to shoot a gun occasionally." Li Hu said sharply: "It's easy to get prostatitis without a long life. Do you want to get prostatitis? As a human being, you will die if you get sick casually."

"I don't think there is any direct connection between being clean and being ill and dying of illness..."

"If you die, Zhou Hui will not stay in Guoan anymore. Zhou Hui will not be there either. If both of them leave, the second, third, and fifth and I will also leave." Li Hu said: "In this way, the country's strength in the underworld war is far inferior to the Japanese and Little Bangzi, so for national security, you should go to make an appointment with a cannon occasionally. Ah? Right, Brother Yan?"

Yan Lanyu did not answer and sat by the side to drink water.

Deputy Yu looked at Li Hu in despair and Yan Lanyu, as if he wanted to say something, but the Nine-tailed Fox didn't give him a chance.

"Oh wait, I forgot that you have a 'scavenger' under your command." Li Hu blinked sly and said, "Although the scavenger is a little more introverted, it is much more reliable than the boss Zhou who is sucking from time to time. He helped him finish the fetal birth incident in H City and the last turbulent incident in Guoan. Boss Zhou also said that if the scavenger can grow up like this, there will be no problem for him to sweep Southeast Asia alone in the future."

"I want to explain..."

"Speaking of this, thanks to you who rescued the scavenger from prison before the death penalty, otherwise you would have found such a loyal subordinate. Alas, he is actually good at everything, but his personality is so introverted. I have never heard him speak to anyone other than you. I thought he was a mute at that time..."

Yan Lanyu stood up and said apologetically: "I'll go to the bathroom."

Vice President Yu hurriedly put down his wine glass: "I'll go with you--"

"Walking around the dance floor and walking forward through the end of the corridor," Li Hu advised enthusiastically.

Yan Lanyu nodded, walked around Yu Jingzhong and walked out of the booth, disappeared in a flash in the bustling dance floor.

Yu Jingzhong sat down with great depression, lit a cigarette and asked Li Hu: "What do you want to do? He is sensitive and you don't know!" As he said that, he kicked the little living Buddha who twisted randomly and almost fell off the sofa.

"Psychological sensitivity and tolerance are two different things..." Li Hu smiled and picked up the bottle of whiskey left by Zhou Hui, and fell into the wine glass in front of the side. Before the other party answered, he suddenly changed his mind: "——But, today I finally understand Feng Si a little."

"ah?"

Li Hu smiled without saying a word and put the wine glass in front of Yu Fang.

She remembered that when she was still a little fox, she was stinged that year, lying under a tree, looking at the dark and poisonous sky above the forest, trembling while making a weak cry. As time passed by, its body temperature became lower and lower, and its screams became lighter and lighter, and its vision gradually blurred as life gradually disappeared. Just as death was about to come, it was suddenly picked up by a pair of warm hands.

It tried its best to open its eyes and saw a pair of gentle eyes hanging down in the hazy state.

Many years later, the nine-tailed fox, who had already cultivated into the top monster of the beast, guessed countless times how the Phoenix King, who was tall and arrogant, noticed how he was wailing and waiting to die under a tree, and stopped in what mood he had and carried a lowly, despicable, dirty little demon fox into his arms.

It doesn't know.

But when it saw Yan Lanyu sitting there alone drinking water, it suddenly felt a little bit of what it felt back then.

It should be that kind of indescribable mood.

"Amitabha, little beauty, the poor demon can only help you get here..." Li Hu looked at Mr. Yu tilting his head to drink whiskey, and his heart was filled with touching thoughts.

·

Yan Lanyu washed her face, turned off the faucet, and took two tissues to wipe her face.

He opened his eyes and saw a man behind him from the bathroom mirror, staring at him with bright eyes while wiping his hands.

"Sorry," the man saw Yan Lanyu's gaze in the mirror and smiled: "When you came in just now, I thought you had put on makeup, at least you also applied foundation, so I saw that you had washed your face...well, I was just curious."

"It's okay." Yan Lanyu put down the tissue and walked out.

Unexpectedly, the man suddenly turned around and blocked his footsteps and smiled, "Well, what's your name? How about I'll treat you to a drink?"

——This man is actually not ugly. He is about thirty years old, tall, dressed properly, and couldn't tell the brand, but he had a watch famous for his expensiveness. Yan Lanyu looked down and noticed his clean nails and spotless leather shoes.

This type of men usually have a high success rate when picking up conversations in bars, both for men and women.

"No, I won't drink."

"Then go have a cup of tea, I know there is a very famous teahouse nearby..."

"I came with my friend," Yan Lanyu declined, and walked away from the man. However, after two steps, he stopped again and turned around and said, "Sir, there is someone behind you, be careful."

The man was frightened and turned around but saw Yan Lanyu pointing at him. What he couldn't see was a blood-stained face silently poking out from behind him, his resentful eyes jumped over his shoulders, and he stared at the young Onmyoji coldly.

Yan Lanyu didn't care and turned around and walked out of the bathroom.

·

When Yan Xiaomei returned to her seat, she was immediately frightened.

"He only drank two glasses and it was like this..." For some reason, Li Hu's expression was a little subtle, as if he was trying his best to hide some unknown guilt: "I was only going to give him a drink, but who knew that Tiansi fell off the sofa just now, and I beat him a few times, and when I turned around, I saw that Yu drank the entire bottom of the bottle..."

Mr. Yu fell on the sofa and his face turned red and he was unconscious. Yan Lanyu tried to help him, but the drunk man was so heavy that he was terrible. Yan Lanyu stood by the side with a little troublesome trouble, directly ignoring the constantly twisting Shenwantiansi ("Don't bother him with true love! What's the good thing about middle-aged uncle? Come and save me, true love!"), and asked Li Hu: "Can you help me move him into the car?"

"Call Zhang Shun, I'm a delicate girl." Li Hu kicked Zhang Shun, who was about to hatch birds on his head when he was bored. He pulled Yu Jingzhong up and said, "Hmph!" He said with difficulty, he half carried him on his shoulder: "I'm really strong... Can you drive? Why don't you call a taxi for you two?"

"It's okay, I'll open it." Yan Lanyu said, politely waved to Li Hu and Shen Wantiansi: "Then we'll leave first, see you later."

"Go home and take a shower of cool water!" Li Hu chased him in peace and reminded him: "It's not cold! It's good for you to have good health!"

Yan Lanyu waved her hand to tell her that she knew, and carried Yu Jingzhong out of the bar with Zhang Shun and stuffed it into Yu's specially modified second-hand Benli.

After all, they experienced life and death friendship together. Zhang Shun was a little more concerned. Seeing Yan Lanyu getting into the car and getting fired, he asked a little worriedly: "You really know how to drive? Why don't I send you back and take a taxi back."

"I really know how to bloom. Do you all treat me as a beautiful flower that is not as good as the world's fireworks?" Yan Lanyu smiled, "I can't imagine that I can still know software engineering."

Zhang Shun was stunned and saw Yan Lanyu skillfully reversing, spinning, waved her hand from the car window, and drove into the torrent of the flashing lights of the bar street at night.

"...It's just a joke," Zhang Ershao thought with the corners of his mouth twitching.

Yan Lanyu stopped in front of the red light, and accidentally fell into the side view mirror, stunned.

Outside the back door of the bar, the man who had just met him in the bathroom was walking out with a boy in his arms. The boy was dyed with his hair, very dusty, his clothes were exposed and drunk, and he didn't know how much wine he had been poured.

Yan Lanyu hesitated for a moment.

But at this time the green light lit up, and the car behind him honked his horn and urged him, so he had to step on the accelerator and drive away.

The traffic flow in Beijing at night was not covered, and it was blocked and stopped all the way. It took almost an hour to get home. Yan Lanyu parked the car in the apartment building, turned off the fire, and turned on her hand to help Yu Jingzhong in the passenger seat.

However, Yu Baek seemed to wake up in a daze and muttered: "...who?"

“It’s time to get home.”

Yu Jingzhong didn't speak for a while, nor did he move. Yan Lanyu reached out to help him again, but he saw Yu Fang suddenly opened his eyes and looked at him irritably, with a faint bloodshot in his eyes.

Yan Lanyu frowned slightly, walked out of the car and opened the passenger door, and asked, "Can you get off by yourself?"

Yu Jingzhong tilted his head and looked at him, as if he was thinking about something carefully. After a while, he staggered down while holding the car door. He almost staggered and fell down when he landed on the ground. Yan Lanyu grabbed him.

"……Um?"

Yan Lanyu was a little stunned.

Yu Jingzhong was an expatriate agent in his early years - he was really the top of the agents. Not to mention all aspects, he was very comprehensive and excellent, and had no shortcomings. In terms of physical fitness, he was much better than ordinary people. Although he was not very good at wearing clothes, his muscle fibers were very, very tight, especially in the back and arms, with almost no fat.

Generally speaking, such people are solid and downright solid, but they won't seem too thrilling.

However, at this time, Yan Lanyu helped him and could feel that his body temperature was extremely high under his clothes, and his muscles were very tight, even a bit like a stone.

...No problem, he thought to himself, the Nine-tailed Fox didn't put anything inexplicable in the wine, right?

"Who are you?" Yu Jingzhong staggered for a few steps, and suddenly asked hoarsely again.

"Passenger Ar." Yan Lanyu said casually, helping him to the edge of the elevator. As soon as he pressed the button, he was suddenly pushed hard by Yu Jingzhong: "...Go away!"

The push was caught off guard, and Yan Lanyu almost fell to the ground. Fortunately, she leaned against the wall after a few steps. Before she could come back to her senses, she saw Yu Jingzhong still gasping and shouted: "Go away! Go away!"

The next second the elevator door opened, and Mr. Yu immediately fell in.

"..." Yan Lanyu's mouth twitched, and she slowly walked into the elevator with her shoulders. She saw Yu Jingzhong staggeringly getting up and leaning against the elevator wall to rub her head. Under the light, the body parts of the man's clothes that exposed him began to turn red, especially behind his neck and ears. If the weather was a little colder, it would probably be steaming at this time, and he looked a bit like a male hideous feeling.

This is too unusual.

Mr. Yu is a man who is very firm inside but has a very fleshy appearance. You say he is chivalrous and tender, or he is cowardly, in short, he is the kind of man who will deliberately go around when driving on the road when he sees dead birds.

His power is not on the surface, it is hidden in the heart. Such people should not exude too much oppression.

The elevator slowly rose, stopped to the designated floor, and opened again. Yu Jingzhong staggered out, looking around and out with a little confused. After a while, he barely recognized the door of his house as the one on the left, so he walked over with the wall and began to take out the keys in his pants pocket.

However, the bottom of the whiskey bottle of Li Hu was so powerful that Yu Jingzhong was so drunk that he couldn't take out the key for a long time. After several minutes, Yan Lanyu finally couldn't help it. She stepped forward and touched the key in his trouser pocket. The moment she was about to take it out, she suddenly froze.

This time he was really a little brain-breaking, but reality didn't give him much time to react.

Yu Jingzhong grabbed him, his eyes were dissipated but filled with anger, and shouted, "Why are you still here?"

Yan Lanyu's first reaction was: Where else can I... go?

But then he was grabbed by Yu Jingzhong, and the force was so strong that he instantly felt that his elbow might be dislocated: "Yu...Yu Jingzhong!"

Yu Jingzhong turned a deaf ear. He held the key in his other hand and faced the keyhole for a long time before he went there. He opened the door with a click, and then pushed Yan Lanyu hard in indiscriminately!
To be continued...
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