Chapter 159 Desecrate Sister Ji
Seeing that the classroom was about to become a debate, Ji Xiaoqing hurriedly said, "Don't argue, Chen Huayao, where do you think you're good to go?" Finally, she mentioned the man's name in public.
Chen Huayao was flirting with Tulips, and he was stunned when he heard this, and then he came to his senses, "Since that's the case, I'll talk about my immature opinions, please don't joke. There is no doubt that Longji Mountain Canyon is the best tourist destination. The Longji Peak Mountain Range is rich in vegetation and complex terrain. There is also a Fulong Temple built during Emperor Xianzong of Tang Dynasty on the top of the mountain, which is full of incense. Everyone climbed the mountain on the first day and stayed in the temple overnight. The next day you can drift along Longshigou to Tahiti at the bottom of the valley. It is also very suitable to return on the third day."
"I, I object!" Cao Jinping shouted.
"What are you against?"
Cao Jinping rolled his eyes and said, "I think Longji Mountain Canyon is not too good. What if there is danger of climbing a mountain and falling to death? What if someone drifts and drowns? It's so terrible, you must never go."
"This..." Ji Xiaoqing hesitated.
Chen Huayao smiled and shook his head, looking helpless when an adult met a naughty child, and said, "Where is no danger in the world? People are still choked to death when eating and drinking water. When you are unlucky, you will drown when you squat in the pit. When you walk on the street, you have to be afraid of a car hit. Where is the absolute safety? Of course, we travel collectively, we are not unwilling to pay attention to safety. The key is to keep things in a stern, prevent them in advance, and try to minimize the incidence of accidents. It is best to formulate a charter that stipulates that you cannot do anything, eat, and play. Otherwise, if Cao Jinping goes to the top of the mountain, you must jump off the cliff, and I can't stop you."
Everyone laughed in the audience.
Cao Jinping was about to refute, but Chen Huayao added another sentence: "Otherwise, Cao Jinping insisted on eating poisonous mushrooms and jumped into the cesspool to take a bath. What can I do?"
"Hahahaha!" Everyone finally burst into laughter.
Fatty, Yang Chao, and He Baoyang immediately raised their hands and said, "Go to Longji Mountain, we all agree!"
There was a buzzing sound in the classroom, and the students whispered to each other and exchanged opinions.
After arguing for more than ten minutes, we finally reached a compromise. Everyone was more inclined to Chen Huayao's proposal.
Ji Xiaoqing looked at the paper in her hand and said, "If everyone decided to go to Longji Mountain Canyon, then those who are willing to go will register with Tulips. As for the fee, part of the fee is paid by the class membership fee, part of the school is reimbursed, and part of the individual is paid. The travel agency has not yet responded, and it is estimated that each person will be about three to five hundred yuan."
A boy raised his hand and asked, "Teacher Ji, can you take your family with you?"
"Training the family?" Teacher Ji was quite confused.
These words ignited everyone's enthusiasm, and some people said, "Teacher Ji, Huang Liang wants to take his girlfriend with you!" The student named Huang Liang scratched his head embarrassedly.
"Oh..." Ji Xiaoqing also smiled and said, "Yes, it's best to report the name together to facilitate counting the number of people and determining the means of transportation. However, the family's expenses can only be paid by you, which may be a little more expensive."
Huang Liang hurriedly said: "No problem, no problem, the five-day trip to Maldives is much more expensive than this."
Can you take your boyfriend and girlfriend to go with you? This idea is great. Everyone here looked at each other and saw the excitement in the other person's eyes. Even the boys who are not most favored by women and the most introverted girls are inexplicably happy, as if they can find friends of the opposite sex right away.
What are the things that college students are most interested in?
It is not ideal, future, nor money, status, nor learning, national destiny, but love and sex.
This topic is always popular and is more exciting than the most explosive entertainment news. Every night after the lights are turned off, it will be discussed and studied repeatedly in major universities across the country, and even in every dormitory of high schools and junior high schools. Even if it has been said hundreds of times, no student has ever been bored by it.
In order to send an interesting text message to the opposite sex you like, I tossed and turned all night and racked my brains; I kept thinking about how to create occasional encounters like "how is it so coincidental"; I was nervous about the little emotions of my lover; I was depressed all day long and became increasingly depressed because I was never favored by the opposite sex.
This is a beautiful university, a university that squanders youth. Even after graduating for more than ten years, when they have become middle-aged people with big belly, occasionally gathering together to recall the old times and singing about the brothers who sleep on my upper bunk, they still can't help but burst into tears.
The fat man shouted: "My Chenxi, be my family member. I will pay the fee, so you don't have to pay a penny."
Feng Shiheng sneered: "Who wants to be the Fat Pig Lady, your mind will definitely get into the water." Since Chen Huayao's beaten, he has been unable to see the members of the Fat Pig dormitory.
"Who are you calling a fat pig? Let me say it again if you have a genus!"
Gu Chenxi said, "I ignore you." He turned around and chatted with his girlfriend next to him.
The fat man didn't care and said, "Who wants to be my family member will sign up quickly. The fee will be covered by me, travel expenses, accommodation expenses, and food expenses. It's rare! Just today, the expiration is invalid. Whoever has been secretly in love with me, so take this opportunity to stand up quickly. Don't be shy, everyone is adults." The girls cut one after another to show disdain.
A feminine-looking boy smiled and said, "Tao Qiang, you'll just die. If it were He Baoyang's suggestion, I would consider it." Chen Huayao knew that boy, named Zhu Ruiwen, and had an unusual hobby for homosexuals.
Everyone burst into laughter, and the fat man shouted in grief and anger: "It's okay if I'm disliked by women, but I'm still disliked by men now? Zhu Ruiwen, get out of your mother's egg!"
At this time, the classroom was already in a mess, and some were discussing their appearance at that time, while others were trying hard to send text messages.
Of course, more people are trapped in meditation and thought about who should I send an invitation to?
If everyone around you has a girlfriend, wouldn’t it be ridiculous to be alone?
Besides, the two sides travel together and spend three days and two nights together in the romantic place of Longji Mountain Canyon, which is definitely the best way to promote feelings.
Fortunately, the ratio of men and women at Peking University is balanced, so it is best to use these few days to issue an ultimatum to your ambiguous partner, and if you fail, you will be successful.
Ji Xiaoqing waited for everyone to calm down and smiled and said, "I agreed in advance that I must abide by the school's rules and regulations with my family. If you make too much trouble, you will be punished when you come back. Chen Huayao, have you decided who you have taken?"
Chen Huayao was suddenly called by Teacher Ji. For a moment, several girls looked over with earnest eyes and gritted their teeth and said, "If Sister Ji is willing, I want to cover the cost of your trip."
As soon as this statement came out, the classroom was quiet for a moment, and then there was a greater noise.
"Hey, Chen Huayao, aren't you?" This was a shocked girl.
"Chen Huayao, you dare to blaspheme Teacher Ji, go as far as you want." This is an angry boy.
"Teacher Ji, I will clean up the scum of the class for you." This is Cao Jinping, the messenger of justice.
"Teacher Ji, I will also cover you. Not only all the fees, but also the extra bonus. Holding hands at 50 yuan at a time, kissing at 100 yuan at a time... Oh, who hits me?" This is a boy who wants to eat swan meat.
Although Ji Xiaoqing is a counselor, she has an advantage over the students. She can’t bear to eat when she is so teased in public. She pretends to be unheard of and looks at her watch, and reluctantly smiles: "It’s almost time for class, so I won’t say more. If you are interested, sign up with Tulip or Cao Jinping."
After saying that, Ji Xiaoqing picked up the handout and grabbed her high heels and left.
In the following class, the students were completely unconscious and let the tutor splash on the podium. The speech was sweating profusely, and everyone was indifferent. The wings of imagination had already flown to the Longji Mountain Grand Canyon hundreds of kilometers away.
I was bored and I was over until the get out of class was over. As soon as the tutor left, the students immediately had a discussion. The warm atmosphere was a world of difference from the deadly life in class.
Yang Chao stood beside him and couldn't hide his joy, and said with a smile: "Brother Hua, can you mention Tulip and ask her to introduce me to a female classmate as a family member? Don't worry, money is not a problem."
"I am still a clay Buddha who crosses the river, and I can't protect myself. You can find a way to go by yourself. I think the fat man is very motivated, has a thick skin, is fun and low-level. If you learn from his three successful husbands, it will be no problem for a girl of medium-sized appearance." Chen Huayao packed his notes and walked out of the door.
"Hey, you said I'm not interesting enough, right?" the fat man said behind.
After dinner in the afternoon, I just told the little girl that she had defeated the ninety-eight gangs in the West District overnight. She stayed in the balcony and was in a daze. When I received a call from Xu Suhang, my phone rang the ancient eight-chord ringtone music. When I saw the familiar number, I was stunned. Then I pressed the answer button and fed it.
A slightly breathing sound came from the other end of the phone, and he asked softly: "Chen Huayao?" The sound was still so crisp and pleasant.
Chen Huayao seemed to have never seen her interact with Su Chengya, and smiled and said, "Su Su, it took so long to remember to call me. Do you miss me?"
He paused for a moment before saying, "That...is a little bit, what about you, do you miss me?"
"Of course, I've seen it again and again in the dream, hesitating and unable to go, the fireflies in the sky are flying and thinking quietly, and the lonely lamp is picking all the time before they fall asleep. How can I not think about it?" Chen Huayao is a Chinese talent after all, and he almost doesn't need to use his brain to lie. He even used an ancient poem and said, "It's a pity that everyone is looking for you thousands of times, but you are in the dim light."
"Me, I..." Xu Suhang paused for a while and said, "There are a lot of things in the college recently, so it's so annoying. Forget it, let's not mention it anymore. Are you busy with your department's studies?"
"I'm not busy, I'll sing and dance every day, and I'll dance everywhere."
"Then, the social and people speech hosted by your department a few days ago. I saw the video. Are you okay? I heard that the police station took you away later."
Chen Huayao said nonsense: "The police officers from the police station are reasonable and distinguish right from wrong. Finally, they recognize the truth. They let us go home and even sent everyone a banner of the guardian of justice. The student leaders were very pleased, don't worry."
The other side of the phone became happy and said with a smile: "Chen Huayao, I found that you are so powerful. You have made Liu Baoju feel decent. The girls in our class admire you very much. By the way, have you ever seen the latest episode of Rose Heart Words?"
Chen Huayao was stunned and scratched his head and said, "I haven't seen it before, is it very interesting?"
Rose Heart Words are similar to the TV blind date reality show of Jingjing TV station.
The male and female guests are fighting each other in front of the camera, fighting wits and courage, and they are handsome and beautiful. The important thing is to test each other's sincerity, character, family background, income, property, and language, which makes people unpredictable.
Chapter completed!