I haven't returned to the dormitory for a long time, and there have been earth-shaking changes here. The ground is full of cigarette butts and paper balls, and dirty socks are thrown around. The used lunch boxes are not cleaned, but are just placed around the side, with a lot of wine bottles, making a mess and smelling like hell on earth.

This is the Hell Dormitory, which has been ranked among the top ten dormitories in the school for six consecutive weeks.

The student union checks every week. Li Qiu, who is famous and talented, and whose pen name is "Fragrant Hair Qinghan", must come to the scene in person to talk about life, ideals, and a shared future with He Baoyang and Tao Qiang. After the conversation, the check form has full marks everywhere.

The three of them are typical bachelors. He Baoyang used to be more particular. After spending a long time, he was no different from a fat man. He ate and ate. When he woke up, he turned on the computer to play games. From dark to dawn, he occasionally thought of a certain subject and went to class to sleep for a morning sleep.

Now, it is because they want to invite Brother Hua to have a drink that a few people lazily cleaned up the dormitory. They just swept off the cigarette butts and threw dirty clothes and smelly socks into the bathroom to wait for the next day to deal with it.

Yang Chao was buying wine and vegetables outside. This guy was not very well-off. He owed He Baoyang and Fatty for more than half a semester, totaling more than 10,000 yuan.

The two of them didn't ask him for it, and he was embarrassed. He would always take the initiative to do some physical work whenever he ran errands or worked hard.

There was nothing wrong with the left and right, the fat man turned on the computer first and said, "Brother Hua, why have you never seen you go online? What is the Z number? I can't even give you a few classmates asking you to add friends."

Chen Huayao was so surprised that he could go online. He pulled the bench and sat down next to the fat man, saying, "What is Z news? Tell me about it."

There are still young people in the world who can’t play Z News?

The fat man muttered secretly, controlled his mouse to open the icon on the screen, and said, "The Internet instant messaging software is similar to mobile phone text messages. It sends messages, pictures, videos, and voice to a specific object. You should learn some of the magical artifacts for picking up girls and having sex."

"Is that?" Chen Huayao saw the net name on his newsletter called "Dare to laugh at Baizi as handsome as me", and there was a row of mood text below: "I am a cloud in the sky, occasionally projecting on your wave heart. You don't have to be surprised, and you don't have to be happy, and it's instantly eliminated." Sure enough, both literary and outstanding. Just looking at this line of text, who knew that the one sitting in front of the computer was a fat pig weighing more than 180 kilograms, picking his toes while picking his nose?

The fat man opened the friend group column on his Z news and said proudly: "Did you see it? This is my netizen. Most of them are young women with empty and lonely lives, who like to seek excitement online. With my writing chat skills, it is easy to open their hearts and use the petty bourgeoisie of the romantic and romantic interest to touch their hearts. What should we do if we develop feelings? Then we meet and check in, picking up girls is too simple."

Chen Huayao's eyes were as bright as a light bulb: "There is such a good thing? Then you demonstrate it."

The fat man clicked on the avatar of one of the netizens with an extremely sophisticated name, "Sad A Night of Spring Breeze and Autumn Rain". The avatar photo was too high, and only a white face was seen, and the specific location of the nose and eyes could not be distinguished.

The fat man seemed to be in the flower-like love master, and glanced at Chen Huayao, who was devout as a primary school student, and said indifferently: "A woman like this kind of woman knows that she is super superficial at the time of her name, and she is super easy to get started. Like Beijing locals, she seems to be a student of our school. I have fished several times, but I was too busy in those days, so I didn't make an appointment, otherwise she would have already been rectified on the spot. Look carefully."

His fingers quickly tapped the keyboard and typed a text: "Hi, cute girl, this half-dead winter night always makes people cold, helpless, lonely. I booked a private room in Jinditian. Why not go out together to sing and relieve loneliness, how about it?"

Press CTRL+ENTER to send it out, and at the same time explained: "If she agrees, I will go to book a private room immediately. Drink first, get half drunk, and you can do whatever you want."

After a long time, when the fat man thought his computer was not connected, the other party’s message came: “Who are you?”

"What? I don't remember me, a kind and handsome young man. I've talked twice!" The fat man's face turned slightly red. He looked at Chen Huayao and found that the other party's expression was still the same. He said again: "This is how female netizens are. They are more reserved than anyone else on the surface, but in fact they want you to press her on the bed and ravage her a hundred times."

After thinking about it carefully, I typed "Don't ask who I am, I am a man as lonely as you." Then send it out.

This time the other party only has one word: "Get out!"

Then the fat man saw that the netizen's avatar turned black and white in an instant, and could no longer click. After refreshing it again, he simply couldn't find it and disappeared directly from the friend list.

"Fuck, I actually put on my blacklist. You have a good idea!"

The fat man wiped his cold sweat and pretended to be nothing, saying: "The way to pick up girls in online chat is too low-level for me, and it is just a boring way to pass the time after class."

Yang Chao carried four full plastic bags in his left hand, and a box of canned beer under his right arm, barely arrived, relieving the fat man's embarrassment.

Seeing this, He Baoyang took out an induction cooker and stainless steel pot in the storage cabinet, and placed several clean bowls and chopsticks on the table.

The school repeatedly issued an order to prohibit students from privately connecting electrical appliances in the dormitory and using open flames, but countless college students like to have small hospitals in the dormitory.

The Department of Chemistry brought alcohol lamps from the laboratory, and almost all the people in the Department of Physics were experts in electricity stealing. The Department of Computers used hard disks to cook eggs. The School of Mechanical Engineering made dozens of simple electric furnaces to sell them everywhere. All other departments showed their magical powers across the sea. As long as they were willing to do it, they could always come up with a solution.

He Baoyang stuffed a good cigarette to Mr. She Guan. Money can make the devil push the mill. He turned a blind eye to their violations this winter.

Four kilograms of Polygonum multiflorum mutton cooked from Qiqi's restaurant, and poured a lot of soup into the induction cooker to heat it. The full pot was filled with aroma. There was also a small amount of tofu, beef blood, taro pieces, and Chinese cabbage. I prepared to put it in the pot when the mutton was about to eat, and cook it to change the taste.

In the cold winter, it is a kind of enjoyment to nourish mutton, warm blood and kidneys, nourish qi and replenish the middle.

The prepared mutton is 40 yuan per pound, plus various ingredients and wine, and the cost of a meal is only about 300 yuan. It is both economical and affordable, and is much cheaper than spending in a bar, K-Hotel hotel.

Everyone gathered together to raise their glasses and drink together, which made a special fun.

The fat man put a piece of plump and tender mutton waist into Brother Hua's bowl as he was as charming as he was. Yang Chao poured the cup of Brother Hua's cup with golden beer liquid, and He Baoyang respectfully handed Brother Hua with Yuhu cigarettes.

Chen Huayao happily stuffed a few pieces of meat and said, "Tell me, what's the matter worth our Fat Master to mobilize and invite such a big meal." The fat man paid for this mutton tonight.

The fat man raised his glass to drink with everyone and said, "It's nothing, nothing. I heard that you were recommended by Director Yu of the General Office of the Government and interned in the Sino-Foreign Cultural Exchange Office. Your future is unlimited and is a rare honor for our dormitory. I specially made a few kilograms of mutton to congratulate you, drink it! I have made this cup!"

"It's hard to say just an internship and running errands to serve the leader in the future." Chen Huayao responded modestly.

Yang Chao echoed repeatedly: "Brother Hua is talented everywhere, and if he does well in the future, he will be good at helping his brothers."

Several people savored the cups and drank a few years later, the fat man said, "Brother Hua, I attended the fellow villagers' association a few days ago. A fellow villager from the School of Environment asked me to join the club. Are you interested?"

"What club?" Chen Huayao asked.

The clubs mentioned in the school are different from the gangster clubs in society. The clubs in the school mainly refer to the interests and hobbies formed by students spontaneously, including literature, comics, COSPALY, sports, movies, music, etc.

It is divided into details below. For example, there are more than a dozen clubs, including classical music, modern music, pop music, instrumental music, vocal music, and major idol fan groups.

When you are good, you can join forces to engage in friendship, but when you are bad, you will have a quarrel. I said mine is the authentic music scene. You said that you have been unique throughout the ages and are often quarreling for a different concept.

The fat man said: "It is a national martial arts club, named Jingwu Research Association. It aims to promote Chinese martial arts and calls on everyone to exercise. My fellow villager is a director in it. He has been practicing martial arts for three or five years. He once won the 16th place in the Youth Martial Arts Performance Competition in Hengming City, Huxi Province. He has a great say. If you want to go in and play, he can do it in one sentence."

"Oh?" Chen Huayao responded indifferently, unable to see his attitude.

The fat man said: "Achao and Yang have joined. This Jingwu Research Association is a bit famous. Don't underestimate it. From its establishment in 1985 to the present, it has been said that it is one of the most historical clubs. Even a former mayor was a member of the club. Kung Fu masters emerged one after another, and you showed off the sign of Jingwu Research Association on the road, and no one dared to look at you more."

In the early 1980s, influenced by the movie Shaolin Temple and the TV series Huo Yuanjia, coupled with the popularity of martial arts novels, a martial arts craze surged from all over the country. Everyone met was like a martial arts figure. Some students even dropped out of school and went to Shaolin Temple to seek skills, which attracted widespread attention from the society.

To this day, in the era of information explosion, food, clothing, housing and transportation have improved greatly, and there are thousands of times more entertainment projects than before. The "martial arts fever" has gradually disappeared and there is no longer the glory of the past. In comparison, what can better represent young people's interests are judo, taekwondo, basketball and football, and Western art.

The fat man looked impatient and said mysteriously: "Ahua, let me tell you the truth. There are beautiful girls in the Jingwu Club! I heard that they are the descendants of several martial arts families in the north. They are so temperament and skills. They are really not a lot of nonsense. They are willing to get punched by her a few times. If it weren't for that kind of beauty, wouldn't it be better for us to play computers in the dormitory after eating and playing with computers? Why do we have to join the research and do odd jobs?"

"Is that right?" Chen Huayao took a bite of mutton and asked Yang Chao to take poker and prepare to have a flop.

Seeing that he was not very interested, the fat man said, "You think about it. If you are willing to go, it will be done any time."

It turns out that when Fatty joined the Jingwu Research Association, there was nothing that could be shown except for his great interest in beauties. The prosperity of the interest club was always based on this interest, and the National Martial Society required members to have corresponding abilities.
Chapter completed!