Chapter 60
Yang Chao said with a wicked smile: "If we cover him up, will our fat pig dormitory be unworthy of its name?"
"Damn it!" The fat man gave Yang Chao a Maitreya Divine Palm.
"Do you dare to hit me? I have to squeeze out your oil!" Yang Chao was not willing to be outdone, and he suddenly grabbed the fat man's neck. The two of them rolled on the ground and twisted into a ball. Chen Huayao and He Baoyang hurriedly went to the side to avoid the disaster.
As the two of them were fighting, they rolled to the door of the dormitory and suddenly saw a few pairs of delicate high heels and sneakers on the side.
Members of the joint female rating team from the Chinese Department and the School of Physical Education were looking at them in horror, and there was a beautiful female reporter at the Elephant TV station holding a SLR camera.
"Hello, you guys." The girl in front looked at Yang Chao and the fat man who were hugging each other on the ground, then looked at Chen Huayao and He Baoyang who were sitting inside, knocking on the door and asking uncertainly: "Is this the 407 dormitory? I, we are the joint jury of the top ten dormitories organized by the Student Union..."
Before she finished speaking, a thick girl stepped in from behind, glanced around, opened her mouth with her bloody mouth, and shouted: "The floor is not neat enough, dirty! The items are not arranged neatly, messy! The classmates fight, bad! Give them zero points! Especially the two students fight in front of the jury, it is too unreasonable! It hurts the image, and it is ten inverted!" He picked up the pen and wrote on a handout clip.
The girl in front was pretty, but the one who spoke loudly from behind was as thick as a bucket and her face was round as a dough. There was no need to speculate that it was either a weightlifting team in the School of Sports or a heavyweight player in the Wrestling Team.
Yang Chao and the fat man got up in a dirt face, but when the girl shouted, she was extremely embarrassed and said, "We just play with each other, it's not that serious, right? The floor has been washed a few times, and it's still dirty?"
"Not serious? Is there a dormitory like you? I won't say it's a mess!" The girl pointed at Chen Huayao and shouted: "There is the one inside! Smoking in the dormitory, this one alone is enough to rate it as a ten-than-than-than-than-than-than-than-than-than-than-than-than-than-than-than-than-than-than-than-th
Yang Chao said stutteringly: "Where is the chaos? Isn't it okay?"
The two who had been fighting to the death before immediately formed a front alliance. The fat man said: "We get up every morning and sprinkle water and sweep the floor. The staff take a bath every day and change clothes frequently. The quilts and sheets are neatly folded, and the indoor objects are arranged in an orderly manner. They have always been the objects of learning in other dormitories."
"Who are you the head of the house?" the girl asked coldly.
"I, I am."
The girl took the handout clip and said, "You sign an autograph on it."
When the fat man looked, the tidy, clean, hygienic options on it were filled with duck eggs. "You only took a look at this, and it's not good to just comment like this..."
"What do you think can be done? Not giving you negative points is enough to treat preferentially." The girl's saliva almost splashed on the fat man's face.
Chen Huayao walked over with a cigarette in his finger and smiled, "You are from the joint jury of the top ten dormitories? Where are you working certificates? Even if you don't have a work certificate, what about the letter of introduction? Where are the student IDs? How do we know if you are a liar? I thought our elegant and luxurious 407 dormitory is a vegetable market. Come and scold you if you want to? Last time, a salesman selling shampoo thought that our freshman was easy to cheat and brought a bunch of counterfeit products. As a result, you guess what? We were dragged to the toilet by our fat pig house leader and beaten him in a wheelchair. He is still in a wheelchair! Hum, Hum!"
The fat girl with a full tonnage took a step back unconsciously, feeling it was inappropriate, and then stomped on her neck and shouted: "Do you dare to threaten the student union members?"
"You are from the Student Union? It doesn't look like you." Chen Huayao said: "Then from then on, any fat woman came to shake her blue melon milk and said she was a government official. I would have to piss off? Without any identity certificate and speaking vernacularly, she dared to pretend to be a member of the Student Union and trespass on other people's dormitories. Is it a ill-intentioned plot against us virgins?"
The fat girl's face turned red.
Chen Huayao sneered: "What are you looking at? Get out of here without proof. You rudely harass the pure and ignorant underage boys like us, especially our Sherchang Tao Qiang, who suffered great physical and mental trauma. I want to complain to the leaders of the Student Department!"
The fat girl was frightened by Chen Huayao's three tricks and could not speak. The other pretty girl looked a little introverted and didn't dare to speak.
The female reporter behind saw that the atmosphere was too stiff, so she squeezed in and said, "Sorry, this classmate. I am a reporter from Xiangda TV Station and Liu Li from the junior journalism department of the Broadcasting School. This is my reporter's certificate. Please check it out. Why don't I call and have someone send the certificate from the Student Union? What do you think? The jury of our top ten dormitories all comes from the Student Union. This is Li Qiu, a sophomore in the Chinese Department, and this is Wei Jie from the School of Physical Education."
Fatty, Yang Chao, and Chen Huayao pointed at the fat girl and said in unison: "You? from the Chinese department?" The eyes burst out with shock, confusion, and disappointment. This fierce fat girl undoubtedly shattered all their fantasies about the Chinese department girls.
The fat girl didn't speak with a stern face.
The female reporter smiled and said, "What? Don't believe it? Li Qiu is also a director of the Nishang Yuyi Pavilion Literary Society. His pen name is Xiangbai Qinghan. He has published many poems, prose and light novels in the University Times, including Academy Beauty and Love is the World."
The fat girl's face looked much better and she said, "How is it, believe it."
Chen Huayao immediately changed his face to face: "It turns out to be a talented woman from the Nishang Yuyi Pavilion Literary Club. I have been longing for a long time. The fat pig president in our dormitory has always been your loyal reader. I must buy every issue of the University Times. The diary is full of touching poems about the incense and cold love. There is also the one He Baoyang inside. He was moved to cry when he read your works..."
Li Qiu found that He Baoyang looked at him and smiled from ear to ear. He suddenly felt that the people in this dormitory were much cute.
Chen Huayao's voice suddenly turned louder: "But you came to our dormitory like a shrew, yelling like a shrew, not reading anything, and rating randomly without understanding anything, which completely destroyed our beautiful impression of the school beauty author, and made me extremely disappointed!"
He Baoyang was very helpless at his words and shook his head and smiled.
The gentle expression and handsome face made Li Qiu stunned, and then his mind was rippling. It turned out that the freshman also had such outstanding talents. He wiped off his saliva and said, "Is it so serious?"
Chen Huayao turned around and said, "He Baoyang, quickly tear the pictures of the fragrant hair that you have treasured for a long time!"
He Baoyang had to smile stiffly. If he didn't cooperate at this time, he was afraid that his roommates would kill him.
"No, don't!" Li Qiu jumped up anxiously, "We made a mistake in work before, Wei Jie, why not take a look again. Look at how clean the floor here is, and they don't even get dust on them rolling on it."
Yang Chao and the fat man secretly gave He Baoyang a thumbs up, and the female reporter was already covered in black lines.
Chen Huayao was very satisfied and said, "Student He Baoyang is the prince of love poetry in our Department of Sociology. He has a special liking for literature. He has always wanted to share his writing experience with you. Can you leave a phone number?"
"It's good to say it!" Li Qiu seemed to see Prince Love Song smiling at him. His eyes and nose were so handsome! He nodded quickly and said, "My phone number is 45256231. Remember to call me! It's turned on 24 hours a day. I live in Building 6, so you can go directly to find me. Why don't I invite you to join the literary club?"
"Then how many points can we get in our dormitory so excellent?" Chen Huayao continued to brag. He hurriedly made an apologetic expression to the jury members and walked to the place where no one answered.
It was Xu Suhang who called.
Through the radio waves, the girl's voice was a little worried: "Chen Huayao, I am now attending a cocktail party held by the crew inside the Baiyun Hotel. A man who claims to be the leader of an entertainment company always asked me to accompany me to drink. What should I do?"
Chen Huayao felt a little unhappy and said in a deep voice: "Is Director Lei, who we met in the physical room during the last preliminary competition, not here?"
"That person, he is not here. This is an internal cocktail party, and he should not have been invited."
"Don't panic, go to the bathroom to put on makeup first to avoid it. I'll call Director Shao to ask about the situation."
"Oh well."
Chen Huayao did not call Shao Zhou, but hung up the phone, walked downstairs, got on the young guards, and started the car. To frighten the beloved princess, someone must pay the price.
While driving a tricycle, he called out: "Axin, where are you? So far away from Jisha District? Forget it, where is Bajie? Well, okay, I'll call him." He called again: "Bajie, where are you? Eat snail noodles on Xiangzhang Road? Very good, find a few brothers to wait for me at Baiyun Hotel and bring the guys with you!"
The car drove very fast and soon arrived at the Baiyun Hotel located on Lily of the Valley Flower Road.
I asked the receptionist at the front desk and learned that Tianxiang Film and Television Entertainment Co., Ltd. made a big fuss about the Tiangong crew held a cocktail party in the lobby on the fourth floor.
The Tiangong crew is well-known nationwide, and the hotel is proud to be able to hold a cocktail party in its own hotel. The specifications are extremely high and specially provide the most luxurious venue with the fourth floor decoration. Not only is it a discounted price, it also provides many service items.
If the crew was not willing to show off, they would be afraid that they would hang banners at the hotel gate and place eight large speakers on them to play the news that the crew came to the hotel twenty-four hours a day.
Taking the elevator to the fourth floor, I saw a red carpet spread out straight. The wide hall was crowded with people. The men were well-dressed, the women were dressed, the women were dressed in a graceful corner, and the wine and food were dazzling. The humble waiter shuttled through it. The cheerful violin played the Beldenburg concerto, flowing into the hearts of every guest. The scene was so harmonious.
This time, the reception led by the Tiantao Tiangong crew invited Ye Caibo, the person in charge of Tianxiang Film and Television Entertainment Co., Ltd., a performing artist, and some media, including Jade Emperor, Queen Mother, Tathagata Buddha, Erlang Shen, Xiaotian Dog, Seven Fairies, and Barefoot Immortal. They are all domestic and foreign stars and are very lively.
Two men in security outfits surrounded him and asked, "Sir, where is your invitation?" If it were others, the security guard might not ask, but looking at the dress of this person, it seemed like a plumber who had entered the wrong floor.
Chen Huayao said: "What invitation is, I'm here to find someone."
Chapter completed!