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Chapter 1 The God You Called Is Online

When she was tortured by dysmenorrhea every month, Huachun once prayed to heaven, God, let her become a man, so that she would not be so painful, and she could jump around without wearing underwear, whistle at the beauty, stand and pee in the sky, and hug her when she meets a handsome guy.

It feels so beautiful when I think about it!

But now, when she really became a man and was lying in front of everyone, Hua Chun was a little panicked because there were at least hundreds of people around her, all staring at her buttocks.

The scene was a bit awkward, and Hua Chun didn't know what to say.

The last second she was crying at the computer screen, shouting, "Let the Prime Minister come to me." The next second, the court punishment was really coming to her. The board with a wide palm was not vague at all, raised high and slapped her ass heavily.

"ah--"

This hurts much more than being slapped by my father when I was a child. After a while, she immediately screamed in pain. Her voice was so loud that it was as loud as a rooster in the countryside at six o'clock in the morning.

Perhaps she didn't expect her to howl like this, and everyone around her was startled. Then an old man with white beard rushed out from the side, knelt not far from her, and kept kowtowing towards the steps.

"Emperor, even if Prime Minister Hua's words are rash, every word is loyal! He has absolutely no intention of disobedience, so please punish him lightly!"

This line sounds familiar, she seems to have heard it somewhere.

Following the white-bearded old man, many people on both sides knelt out like dumplings and shouted mercy.

"Emperor, Prime Minister Hua is for the country and the people! It is a good thing to do if you speak honestly. Please forgive me!"

"The old minister is willing to be punished on behalf of Prime Minister Hua. I beg the emperor not to let Zhonggu cold beneath this court stick!"

The palace maid who was tortured behind his back seemed to be moved by this scene. The board stopped in mid-air and fell down.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Hua Chun looked up at the steps with great difficulty.

I always feel like I have seen the scene in front of me. There is a bright yellow staircase above. There is a beautiful imperial concubine standing on the left, and a bearded father-in-law standing on the right. The emperor standing in the middle is wearing a five-clawed dragon robe. His appearance is not clear, but he only feels tall, giving people an inexplicable sense of oppression.

Seeing so many people kneeling out, he seemed to sneer, his eyes passed through the air and fell on her...the palace servant who was performing the execution next to her.

With just one look, the palace servant next to her immediately started to charge her, and the board hit her with a fuck! The force and speed were like smashing rice cakes, and Hua Chun screamed desperately.

What bad luck does this mean? She remembered that she was clearly watching TV series at home, and she was seeing a wonderful place. The violent and unruly king wanted to blame the handsome and unparalleled prime minister. Why did she become herself in a blink of an eye?!

The clear pain reminded her that this was not a dream. However, Hua Chun, who came from a well-off family and had never suffered any hardships and had no fatigue, could not withstand the ancient poker punishment. After less than twenty strokes, her eyes turned pale and fainted.

"Prime Minister Hua! Prime Minister!"

When she was in the dark, her ears were filled with heart-wrenching shouts from several old men.

Hua Chun tried hard to recall what happened.

That's right, she just resigned and was in a bad mood. Her best friend sent her a TV series, with a total of 9 Gs. It is said that it is as exciting as AV... No, it is rich in plot and full of characters, which is worth watching. So she locked in the room and watched it alone.

This film is probably inspiring. In summary, it is a story about a young prime minister who, as the only son of the Hua family, entered the court at the age of 20 and assisted the emperor with a bad temper to become a wise king. As soon as he saw the second episode, Hua Chun couldn't help but be attracted by the prime minister in the film.

It's strange that the actors in this TV series are all innocent, and there is no big star, but she inexplicably likes it very much, especially Prime Minister Hua, who looks too handsome and has a sense of indifference, which makes people feel heartbroken for no reason.

So, when the foolish monarch wanted to punish Prime Minister Hua, Hua Chun couldn't help but hold the computer screen and shouted: "Let the Prime Minister Hua come to me!"

There was a loud noise in the sky, and God made a bright appearance. A white light came out of the screen. She lay under the court stick and her butt was in trouble.

The above is the whole story of Hua Chun traveling.

In front of Xuanzheng Hall, Yuwen Jie looked at the person who fainted on the bench below, with no expression on his face. Eunuch Qin next to him secretly glanced at him a few times before bowing and asking, "Your Majesty, do you still have to continue to be punished? The Prime Minister has fainted."

The charming concubine next to her also pursed her lips and saluted: "Your Majesty, the Prime Minister should have known that she was wrong, so let him go this time, right?"

Everyone was already fainted, and if they continued to fight, they would really confirm the name of a tyrant. Several old ministers knelt down and cried, and they didn't know what to use to persuade them.

The current emperors are moody, which really makes them worry about the future of the country. Prime Minister Hua is one of the few people in the court who dares to speak out in a blunt way. If he is beaten so hard that he never dares to speak again, how will the king understand the gains and losses?

"Forget it." Looking down at the kneeling people on the head, the emperor on the steps finally spoke: "Help the Prime Minister go back to the mansion and retreat to the court."

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief. Several old men in their sixties and seventies stood up tremblingly, spontaneously went over and lifted the young prime minister on the bench and sent them out of the palace together.

What Hua Chun heard in her dreams was the sighs of many people, one after another, rising and falling, like the national anthem.

She sniffed and squirted her mouth. She was not curious about what these people were worried about, so she wanted to have a sleep. After waking up, her butt would definitely not hurt.

However, the facts have proved that everything in life has its own causes and effects. Because it was hit hard by more than a dozen boards, Hua Chun was still awakened by pain in the afternoon.

"Hiss-" She took a breath of cold air, and she opened her eyes and met a face filled with tears.

"My son, you are finally awake!" Wan Liufang pinched the handkerchief and held her hand whimper: "Does it still hurt?"

Isn't this nonsense? Can she wake up if she doesn't hurt? Hua Chun flattered her mouth, looked at the person in front of her, and then looked at the room that was still familiar, and couldn't help but ask in a low voice: "Am I dreaming?"

Wan Liufang was stunned, tears flowed even harder, and turned her head and said to the person standing in the middle of the room: "Master, my son is so beaten up, and the emperor is really wronged!"

Hua Chun: "…”

Mr. Hua sighed, his thin face was full of helplessness, and he looked at her and said, "You should understand that I regard the king as the god. Even if the emperor blames you wrongly, you will not be resentful. Do you understand?"

He nodded subconsciously and Hua Chun reacted.

She was in the crew of the young prime minister? This room was clearly the room of Prime Minister Hua in Hua Mansion. It appeared in the first episode. The Wan family next to him was Prime Minister Hua's biological mother. Of course, even if that master Hua was biological father, his words were all quaint, just like reading a script.

But why are there no director or camera next to you?

I couldn't help but turn my head to Wan Liufang and said, "Can you give me a mirror?"

Wan was stunned and reached out to take the bronze mirror on the table to her.

A handsome face that she liked appeared in the mirror. She bared her teeth, he also bared her teeth, she raised her eyebrows, and he also raised his eyebrows.

After laughing dryly, Hua Chun buried her face in the pillow, took a deep breath and said, "I want to be quiet."

"This?" Wan Shi frowned and looked at her, thought for a while, but still stood up and said, "Then you have a good rest first, and leave the rest to Wei Niang."

"Yes." Hua Chun responded muffled.

Sighing, Wan clan supported Hua Zhengrong and waved to take all the servants in the room out.

When Hua Chun heard the sound of the door closing, she covered her mouth and screamed: "Ah!"

God, God! She is a very illusionary Prime Minister’s face is nothing wrong, but what kind of evil did he commit? He actually turned her into a man?!

Although she has been a single dog for twenty-five years, she also wants to taste the taste of a man, but she definitely doesn’t have to taste it so seriously! How should she adapt to this sudden life of "there is less flesh on her chest and her lower body turns into a beast"?
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