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Chapter 49(1/2)

49. Born to be a pair

I sent away the Zhen Yao God, and there was no old dog around me. For five days, Shang Saner stayed in the city of Nettle, and most of the time he spent playing chess and playing pieces to warm up the life.

Five days later, the old dog came out.

This time I focused on looking for medicine, and I found a lot of them, most of which grew deep under the hole.

Shang Saner was already exhausted, so she went to Qizhen Pavilion and sold the common strange medicine. After getting more than 70 leaves, she took the ingredients to replenish the wine, and bought two portions of the medicine to cure the rupture of the tendons and veins, so as not to be trapped by the black heart.

Ye will make up the remaining merits, and set up two hundred and fifty feet of silk in heaven and three fishing hooks made of high-quality materials. Please send them to the Wumacheng semicolon, thousands of miles northeast of Green Willow City, and you will get them after a while.

Then he rode the old dog and left the city of Nettle.

But I didn't just go back to Green Willow City, but instead went to a certain city.

On the street of that city, the fat aunt who I saw once was still there, and was also squatting on the side of the road, occasionally glanced at the handsome young man who was running in the restaurant opposite.

Shang San'er walked over, squatted down beside her, and watched with her.

The one who runs the hall in the restaurant, let alone Shang Saner, Cao Si is not as handsome as him.

What's the use of a runner-up person, no matter how good he looks?

Last time I came, Shang Saner asked about it. The one who ran the hall had parents, and was definitely not the fat aunt's child.

Some people also recognize that Zhang Guoguo, the young man of young man, loves to watch, not only this one in the canteen.

Shang Saner and the fat aunt were squatting together. The person who was running away felt bored when he looked at him. He had nothing to do, so he stared at the big girl and his wife passing by on the street.

He secretly compared himself to his figure and face. Unfortunately, the mortal world saw women below third-class level, and the whole world was the same. Good women went to the city lord's mansion to serve the immortals.

In terms of good fortune, I can't compare to fat aunts.

After squatting until the sun was west, the fat aunt stood up and finally asked, "What are you doing again, who is not handsome? Are you not afraid that I will hold a knife to chop you?"

Shang Saner replied with a smile: "I've been thinking about it for a long time, thinking that I might be able to protect the aunt as a matchmaker!"

The fat aunt glanced at him: "I'm going home to cook, you won't give up and come here again tomorrow!"

She walked and Shang Saner trotted and followed: "Aunt Zhang, I'm serious!"

Zhang Guoguo turned around, kicked him to the ground, and then left.

The old dog is not very troublesome.

Shang Saner climbed up, and didn't even take a photo of the dust on her body. She tried hard to catch up with her: "The other party."

This time, a big kitchen knife was placed around his neck, forcing him to stop speaking.

The old dog grinned and was about to move.

Shang Saner pressed his hand down and signaled that he would not care.

The fat aunt sneered and said, "Are you stupid? I am so shameless. If the old cow wants to eat the young grass, which child of the city lord's mansion doesn't have the choice?"

Shang Saner raised her hand high and said with a smile: "I am a ninth-level immortal, not a young man!"

"Isn't it that Junsheng Jun is talking nonsense?" The fat aunt took down the knife and turned around and left: "I'm old and I don't have the heart to serve the man anymore!"

When she walked out a few steps, Shang Saner put her hands in front of her mouth: "I still have a date, no matter how old you are, you can have a baby!"

The fat aunt finally stopped and slowly turned around, wondering: "Get a date?"

Shang Saner came forward with a smile and gave her the note prepared in her hand.

The fat aunt opened it and said: "If you get a son, you can pass on the magical method of the immortals!"

Tear the note to pieces and she asked Shang Saner: "You are not serious, don't you speak for false?"

"If there is any falsehood, the fat aunt will just use the knife to cut me into two pieces!"

"Bah! He is obviously a wasteland immortal. If he can't cut off his life, he will die if he turns into two pieces?"

Unexpectedly, the fat aunt had already understood his ability, but she had the ability to perceive. Shang Saner immediately changed her words: "If I say half of the false words, I will cut the life object into two halves for you!"

Fat aunt takes care of her sideburns: "I have to let me think for a few days!"

"As long, I live in the Cyclops!"

Before he could wait overnight, Zhang Guoguo came to the cyclamen and asked him: "Where are people?"

Shang Saner wondered: "Who is it?"

"You said that man must first meet his feelings. If you just want to say something, I will marry him?"

Shang Saner felt a little guilty and scratched her head: "I didn't come to this city with me."

The fat aunt glared at him: "If you don't come, just expect me to be a half-way couple with him?"

Shang Saner explained urgently: "They are also at the ninth level. They always have to wait for the aunt to nod and be interested in bringing them to meet them, otherwise they will not be in vain and will lose their share!"

The fat aunt nodded: "Then go and get it!"

The next morning, Shang Saner rode a dog again and rushed to Sangyu City.

This time I was looking for Zhao Tong, the "One-Sword Immortal".

Baihe was strolling in the yard. The old man didn't do farm work and even sat on the threshold of his house tobacco.

If you are more bored, you will definitely be bored. Unlike the fat aunt, when you arrive at his doorstep, Shang Saner will explain his purpose: "Uncle Zhao, tell you a matchmaker?"

Zhao Tong said nothing, and Shang Saner continued: "I know that if there is a lack of beauties to warm the bed, the city lords of each family can find a list of them for you to choose, but I only ask Mr. Zhao, 9th level, yes, have you ever slept with the ninth level beauties?"

The old man was still silent, but the fireworks in his tobacco pipe lit up twice.

Shang Saner moved over and sat side by side on the threshold with him, shoulder to shoulder: "In your life, there must be many women you have worked with, but if you miss the ninth-level fairy, you will never meet again!"

"I heard that in the early years you loved to look for people outside to learn about swordsmanship. If there was a wife of the same level, the two of them would have a day in the yard and they could have a chance to learn about them at night. Wouldn't life be beautiful?"

"Your family is suffering from disaster, and God is not open to your eyes! But I have a date that I have a date that I have. I heard that if you eat it together, you will be pregnant again if you are seventy-eighty-year-old! As long as you nod and want to work in my city, you will give it to your couple. Two or three years later, another child will run around the ground and spread your incense!"

The dry tobacco is brighter.

Shang Saner looked around and shouted first: "Old dog is guarding against eavesdropping!"

He whispered again: "I have a wonderful method of the immortals. If your child grows up, if his temperament is not bad, the wonderful method can be passed on!"

He took a deep breath, sucked the remaining cigarette, knocked off the tobacco, Yidaoxian stood up suddenly, and vomited smoke with his mouth and nose: "Nine-level beauty, look!"

Shang Saner was overjoyed: "Okay! But I'm not in this city, I'll hire you a horse!"

Zhao Tong shook his head and pointed to the crane he raised: "We two can carry it together!"

This crane is not vulgar, and he doesn't care about Old Man Zhao taking advantage of him. Shang Saner smiled: "I can ride a dog and fly!"

Zhao Tong returned to the house and didn't even close the door, so he led Shang Saner straight out of the city gate, riding cranes and dogs, and flying into the sky.

The crane has no other ability and can only travel, but it is a natural ability to fly. It is faster than an old dog in the air, so Zhao Tong can only wait for him slowly.

I took a night off in another city halfway.

When he entered the city where Zhang Guoguo lived, Shang Saner said to him: "Uncle Zhao, you have come from all the way, do you wash your body first?"

I was dusty all the way, and my body was really dirty. I rushed over and had to clean up.

After finding a place to take a bath, I was still a short old man with a sharp-mouthed and monkey cheeks that couldn't change.

How thick-skinned is that you dare to call yourself "Yi Daoxian"?

It has arrived here, and the arrow is on the string, so I must look at each other again.

They knew each other, but when they saw each other, the fat aunt screamed: "Yi Daoxian?"

Zhao Tongze turned around and stared at Shang Saner: "Take me? A ninth-level beauty?"

After hearing this, the fat aunt understood and asked, "I don't look down on you? I still think you look like a monkey!"

As things were about to be gone, Shang Saner hurriedly shouted: "Get a date, a wonderful method! There is no store when you pass by this village. You two are here, so it is not easy to get a child any more!"

Zhao Tong didn't look at Fat Aunt and said in a deep voice: "Looking for a young and beautiful virgin, you will become a human being. You don't need to go to your city if you have to level nine!"

Zhao Tong was willing to be hired with the Dezi Zao and the wonderful method of the fairy in the Green Willow City, but now, a young woman who can be called a young and beautiful woman, and she also needs a virginity. There are only three girls in the Tu family, Han Tiaomei and Chen Mei'er, who have backers behind her. Who dares Shang Saner asks to fill in the house for his old man?

I thought about it for so long before I came here. Shang Saner wanted to catch two ninth graders.

When Zhao Tong was unhappy, the fat aunt also spoke: "Look for a handsome young man, I will get a date for my son. I will move to that city and listen to your order!"

Ouch!

Could it be that the aunt is interested in me?

Shang Saner was a little weak in her legs and hurriedly said, "Uncle Zhao, Aunt Fat, I've been thinking about it for two months, and I think you two are suitable."

The fat aunt sniffed: "Why does he look like a monkey match me?"

Zhao Tong didn't speak, pulled out his tobacco pipe and started lighting the fire.

If you can't get married, Shang Saner smiled bitterly: "There is only one date for you to get a child!"

The fat aunt glared: "Give it to me!"

Zhao Tong's dry tobacco was already lit, and he replied coldly: "Dare!"

When Ma Tong took the dates as a reward, Shang Saner looked down on him, but he didn't realize that he was really a good thing!
To be continued...
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