Chapter 773 Whole Pig Banquet
It was dark and until late at night. It took about two hours to eat, and then I finished the pig-killing rice of the two pigs. I was so greasy that I was knocking open the big bone with a thick back of the knife, then took half of it and handed it to the third brother. I picked up the other half by myself and started sucking the bone oil inside. I was afraid that the gods would drool when they saw our group of people.
After sucking the last bite of bone oil with satisfaction, I touched my stomach. You, the one who was born, was almost four or five months old. Fang Cheng and others were all breathing with big belly, and there was only a little bit of soup left in the pot.
I was fed and told the house that the people who were sucking the corpse on the ground to clean up the two pigs. In addition, the blood sausage, powder sausage and some mixed pieces I left behind were all well packed. Tomorrow, I will make a delicious meal for my parents, wife and children.
Then I pulled the third brother who was still competing with the flesh and bones, walked out of the backyard with a horoscope with a horoscope, humming an untuned song proudly.
"Second brother, will you still kill pigs tomorrow?" The third brother reluctantly moved his face away from the flesh bones. One face was probably covered with oil except for two eyes. "What's wrong? Could it be that you want to eat this again?" I fucked me and asked the little guy.
"Well, this is so happy, and the meat is so fragrant, and I really eat it." The third brother said, "Which is full, I couldn't help but laugh. He touched the little guy's head and smiled, "Okay, in the future, our family will eat it, but this kind of pig slaughtering rice cannot be eaten every day. In that case, it would be strange if you don't become a fat man in one or two years."
When the third brother heard me say this, he naturally knew that there would be no such lively food tomorrow, so he couldn't help but put his little face down. At this moment, three lanterns in the distance slowly moved towards this side, and there were crisp and sweet speeches and laughter. As soon as he heard it, he knew that it was my wife who came.
Sure enough, the one who brought the lantern was Wan'er, Chan'er and Ling'er, and four beautiful wives and concubines actually came together. This made me stunned: "Why are you all here?"
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"I have met four sisters-in-law." The third brother quickly threw away the bones in his hand that were already gnawed without any oil and salute to my four beautiful women who came towards me. "Uncle San is so proud. If we don't come, I'm afraid you have to eat them tomorrow morning? Let's wipe this for you. Rub it quickly, the oil will almost soak in your hair." Cheng Luanluan chuckled. By the way, he took a handkerchief from the cuff and handed it to the third brother.
The third brother has the advantage, which is that he has good face, which is similar to me, especially when he pays special attention to his image in front of the woman. After thanking Cheng Luanluan, he quickly turned around and wiped the oil on his face.
"How is it possible, unless four pigs are killed." I gestured out four fingers with great momentum, which made the green butterfly scream: "June Lang. Have you eaten all the two pigs?!"
This made me laugh and said, "Why did you have that kind of ability? You just had a meal of pig slaughtering rice. Why did you all come?" The question was not answered. On the way back, the third brother went to bed by himself. After Li Shu and the others also sat in the warm pit in the house, they gave the reason.
It turned out that after dinner, my mother and the old man started to serve the table and build the Great Wall with my wife. Cheng Luanluan and Ludie were sitting there leisurely, so they said to come and take a look. Unexpectedly, as soon as they entered the backyard, they heard the lively atmosphere inside and the smell of meat floating on it. They knew that we were eating and drinking, so they were too lazy to come in. After they went back, my mother and father fought with each other until nearly midnight and went back to rest, but they saw that I hadn't come back yet.
Moreover, when Green Butterfly talked about the fragrance and excitement he had just smelled in the backyard, I made my wives a little greedy, but I was embarrassed. In the end, Li Shu took the lead and led the three sisters and the maids to the backyard to kill him.
"Why didn't you say it earlier? I'd just take you to have a meal for you for a while." I smiled at them with my greasy tea.
Li Shu glared at me: "You said, we sisters-in-law can't say in front of our third uncle that we are going to do something, it would be strange if we don't make people laugh."
"Well, that's right." I nodded with a smile. It was also, the princess, the daughter of the Duke, who was hungry in the middle of the night, and walked to the backyard to get food by herself. This really made people feel a little strange.
Finally, I promised to give them a meal that was more delicious than today. Li Shu and others stopped, took some pastries to fill their stomachs and rested.
The next day, I hurriedly finished my business and went to the palace to teach Li Zhi and his princes. I didn't brag like usual and hurriedly went home. This made Li Zhi strange. I pulled my lichen collar and said, "Brother Jun, you're so anxious. We have something to look for you."
"I don't have time today, so I have to rush home to cook." I said impatiently. Yesterday, I promised the women to cook delicious food today, so I can't speak out. Unexpectedly, when these five little princes heard what I said, their eyes lit up, and one and two spoke enthusiastically: "I want to go, I'll go too..."
Damn, in a word, these princes are like the children who came out of the poor mountain valley and smell the smell of oil. "You really want to go? You know, today's teacher is not a good thing, but pork. Are you willing to go?!"
"Pork?" Li Zhi was also swallowing wildly. They had heard of the name of pork, but now they really scared them. "Brother Jun, I haven't heard of it? Are you going to eat whole pork?" Li Zhi's expression looked very surprised, as if I was going to make a meal and eat very dirty. The member of Boiling Literature beat him.
When I saw his expression, I was so angry that I said, "Nonsense. I don't have the time to lie to you little guys. Finally, I asked, and if I want to eat, I would go with me. If I don't eat, I have to say goodbye first."
"Go!" Li Zhi gritted his teeth and made a decision, "As long as you can eat, we are not afraid of anything. However, I have to go and tell Jinyang that the girl originally asked me to take her out for fun."
"Okay, but it's faster, I don't have time to continue to hang out with you." I looked at the sky impatiently. I was so good at cooking pork. I was so good at cooking. There were so many tricks that I could use. If I went back late and had no time to cook many dishes, wouldn't it be a pity for me?
We love to eat and also like to eat. Unfortunately, in later generations, I was a poor teacher and couldn't go to a restaurant. What should I do? Let's cook it myself. And we Guizhou people have two specialties. The first is hospitality, which is good for treating guests. The second is that it is delicious. Everything is harsh and I'm afraid it's not inferior to Guangzhou people. I remember that when I went back to another county to exchange experience, the banquet there actually brought insects crawling from the bottom of the river, meat pickled in the jar, and fried hornets. Well, it's not bee pupa, but authentic wild hornets. They were as thick as my fingers. We were frightened, afraid of sacrificing them if we accidentally died. In short, there are only things you can't imagine, and nothing we can't do.
I grew up here and naturally became infected with this habit. Whenever I had time, I would always make some special dishes to comfort myself. Moreover, the Central Second Food Program is a non-stop one episode. Occasionally, when a friend comes, I can only cook some delicious dishes and wine. Naturally, although I dare not say what level of chef I can get, it can at least make people praise me.
After a while, Li Zhi went there alone, and when he came back, two came. Princess Jinyang pulled Li Zhi with a bitter face and walked into the house excitedly: "Hello, brother-in-law! I want to go too!"
"..." I glanced at Li Zhi speechlessly, and the guy smiled bitterly: "Sister wants to go, then go. I think my brother-in-law won't be dissatisfied with you."
I could only take them all home with my fate. When I got home, I rolled up my sleeves and went to the battlefield. Unfortunately, there is no hydrochloric acid these days. My specialty dish, hydrochloric acid, can only be regarded as a cloud, but it doesn’t matter. We are a chef who is a master of the north and the south. Well, at least we can eat it better than the current chefs, such as braised pork, Dongpo elbow, double-cooked pork, braised lion head, fried waist flower, crispy pig intestine, and cold-salted pork skin made of pig skin, and braised pork head meat and braised pig trotters.
Next were soup dishes, stewed with radish, pork feet, pork ribs, lotus root, and finally a pot of thick bone soup, which was specially used for cooking. When I finished my work, I came outside to watch the fun. I wanted to see what happened to Li Zhi and the little princes almost dripped out of saliva. Li Fu kept sucking his nose, and his round face was full of intoxication.
Chapter completed!