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Chapter 1 The nonsense of the protagonist's confession can't be so much

My name is Long Shencheng, and I have a younger brother named Long Shenjian.

In everyone's eyes, if I am a genius, then my younger brother is an ape that has not evolved intact.

Everyone praised his father in public and said that the two young men of the Dragon God family, the eldest son, the second son, could have gained all the benefits of the world - but secretly, these bitches pointed at me, and looked, that was the eldest son of the Dragon God family, who had been robbing his younger brother's things since he was in the womb, and he snatched all his brother's IQ before he was born.

That's right, although my younger brother is neither an idiot nor an idiot, I don't know how I developed a character who doesn't like studying. The unsatisfactory grades turned into a piece of shit in front of his top brother. But here I must praise the gorillas who occasionally have some enlightenment. When we were six years old and were about to go to elementary school, this guy cried, made a fuss and hanged, and dragged it for a year, causing me to be one level higher than him. So every time I get a grade, my father and mother won't have too intuitive comparisons and references, so as not to lose his butt.

In this way, when the academic master swept through elementary school and junior high school in a crushing posture, the gorilla was still conducting junior high school education in the form of stupid eggs and muscular idiots. My life was so peaceful. I usually exercise diplomacy. During the exam, I got the throne of the student president with an overwhelming advantage in my second year of high school. Sorry, there will be no such thing on campus (Note 1). Students who don’t understand what this is, don’t go to Baidu, and don’t search for Zhuyan Blood (Note 2) and the Shell Girl (Note 3) or so...

Since I became a top student, my parents have never been worried about my future again~ Cough, although they are cute, it is true. Judging from their current connections and accumulation, whether they want to become a prime minister or a science emperor, they seem to have a corresponding path. Even if they want to become a partner of justice (Note 4), they may succeed... And all I need to do is continue to be my top student in the next two years, and make preliminary preparations for the launch of the Third World War or the sixth scientific and technological revolution. Although I have always felt that it is nothing, but if you think about it carefully, hum, I am really amazing.

...But things changed a little bit in my second year of high school.

A pseudo-apocalypse with developed limbs and simple minds squeezed into our high school through the special sports enrollment. Yes, he is my stupid brother, an orangutan-like existence-I am not talking about his body shape. In fact, the rare similarity between our brothers is that they also inherited the appearance of their father and mother. The reason why my younger brother is an orangutan is that his brain has completely solidified into muscle fibers. Your sister, no matter how high he runs, it is useless. I will one day create a Yang Electronic City Breaking Cannon (Note 5). Even if you are so proud, you can't become a Super Saiyan (Note 6), stupid brother...

Cough cough... I believe everyone has noticed my toxic tongue attribute when I see this. Actually, I am not like this in normal times. As a student president who is a top student and a young student, genius is my attribute, steadyness is my personality, majesty is my symbol, glasses are my cuteness, as for my signature movements... Cough cough, at the conference table, I was serious and sitting dignified, with my hands crossed, supporting my chin, and the lenses shining with a stunning flash... Speaking of which, I was photographed by Lilicia, the Little League of News Department. As one of the school anniversary promotional posters, many children who came to visit were so moved that they cried. They even made a few uncles and uncles with fierce faces like retreating from the army cry. They came to the school to see me every few days, and when they saw me, they saluted and called the commander. It was inexplicable... (Note 7)

Okay, it can't explain it anymore, and it also exposed the fact that I'm sulky... Okay, I'm really sulky, even the top student is looking forward to Hou Gong... Bah, I'm talking about love. My girlfriend is so much! Love, secretly paying attention to the tram, three people eat bento together, and often changing mobile phones, tablecloths and other things... (Note 8)

With four PFPs (Note 9) that press the bad button, one thousand three thousand seven hundred and ninety-five GALGAMEs, three thousand seven hundred and ninety-one genuine love action movies, and six hundred and fifty-two adult books! Academic masters also need to fall in love!

But the facts have proved that practice is the only criterion for testing truth. Although I have read a lot of books like Love Guides, I have read a lot of love novels as a theoretical basis when I am bored... But the facts have proved that light novels are all deceitful. You can neither pick up humanoid robots in the garbage recycling bin (Note 10), nor encounter artificial angels falling from the sky while masturbating in the wild (Note 11), nor encounter strange aliens teleporting from the naked body (Note 12) when taking a bath... I mean, I waited for a year and didn't wait until even a beautiful girl came up automatically, which is really frustrating.

...It's so strange, so puzzled. Every time I go shopping, I'll be picked up by some older aunts. Why do girls avoid me when I get to school? On the contrary, both the young masters of the art club and the brothers of the baseball club welcome me. By the way, during the student presidential election, my male vote rate was 100%, and the female vote rate was a little lower, that is to say...

I'm more popular with men.

...It's fine, it can only show the unparalleled personality charm of this master. EQ is not a problem. IQ can push everything evenly. Moreover, girls are much more troublesome than men, and being supported by boys is also a good thing.

--I thought so.

However, this belief completely collapsed after my orangutan brother entered school.

This bitch swept through major sports clubs on campus within a month, and was in the limelight. Of course, this is fine, because except for the motor nerves that are well developed, this guy is all weak and has lived in my shadow all year round, but... but... but... but who can tell me why he did nothing and had a group of girls around him, bastard!

...Is motor nerves? Don't be so exaggerated. Although I don't have the healthy skin he has read as wheat writing shit yellow, I won't lose much to him in terms of physical fitness! Do you look like? Please, although I'm suspicious of snatching his intelligence, I didn't let him take away my appearance at all! Compared to high IQ academic masters, do gorillas with low IQs easily make girls feel superior? What's this! Even the academic masters can't explain this problem!

...Damn it, why can he show off his youth on the sports field? Then he is surrounded by a group of silly and innocent girls to deliver water and towels. I have to sit at the conference table with a calm face, cross my hands to support my chin, reflect my glasses, and give orders to a group of brothers and young men with fanaticism and admiration on their faces! Then I am fantasized by a group of big men and fujo girls behind my back!

...I don't know if my brother has become jealous of me over the past decade.

But I knew that my sense of superiority towards my younger brother had a crack in my second year of high school.

Not long after... I discovered a terrible secret.

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Note 1: Everyone has asked this question for a long time... Campus Red Line is also called Campus Red Area. It is an extra work from the Lance series. It tells the story of how a diligent and pure and wise boy teaches all kinds of girls on campus to be self-reliant and support themselves...

Note 2: This is a novel that warms people's hearts and is full of philosophy. After reading it, you can sharpen people's will and sublimate their realm.

Note 3: This is a game that warms people's hearts and is full of surprises. After playing it, it can improve people's taste and experience.

Note 4: I want to be a fuji... No, what about justice. This is his dream of Kiritsugu and Shiro Emiyaki throughout his life. Of course, the coyote jumped out in a certain line of plot, but Kiritsugu always made a firm and tragic choice.

Note 5: This is a magical cannon, located on the legs of the "Arc"... Damn, the position of the gods, and what's even more amazing is that it is actually equipped with two... Itavetwo!twooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Note 6: The fighting nation in Dragon Ball, I always feel that this race is a trembling S with a desire to conquer, but in fact, it is a trembling M with a masochistic system. The combat power is doubled once the pain is about to die, and the more you feel, the stronger the pain... What are you doing?

Note 7: This paragraph is a classic move to pinch Commander Ikari... I won’t say much about this, the commander’s head is blue.

Note 8: This plot is taken from the triangle experience of Ito, Nishiyuanji and Gui... It can be called an immortal story triggered by a mobile phone tablecloth. It is really a love story that has been passed down through the ages...

Note 9: Model PFP, this body is not in Sony's battle sequence, it comes from the divine equipment of the Dead House Kaneki, which is said to be like a holy sword, and it will fall 100% off...

Note 10: This is a human-shaped computer angel... No, it is the angel's heart that pinched him, this is how the protagonist picked up Xiao Ji.

Note 11: This is a thing that comes from heaven. When Tomoki Sakurai picked up Icarus, there was a vision in the sky, like a tauren shaman in the sky, and even smashed a sinkhole... Of course, I don't know if the Shin-sama was masturbating at that time.
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