In a sense, I have a perfect family composition like the protagonist of the comics - of course, this requires removing some gorilla that is both inconvenient and annoying. The boy named Dragon God Key, slept with jam beside me in a gangster--I must have not gone to bed early last night, so I kept calm and packed up the fried eggs in front of me.

At the moment, only my mother and I, and a mangrove. My father said that he worked outside the country all year round and traveled everywhere around the world - in fact, my mother's job is a fashion designer, and she was not with us for nine months within a year. She just came back to see it regularly. In her words, she was "replenishing maternal love for her two lovely sons."

So this form of breakfast is already warm. Most of the time, I get up early every day, with various formulas circling in my mind, and making breakfast in my hands - breakfast for myself and feed for a certain orangutan. It's strange that the humanoid creature, whose work and rest time is not scientific at all, still maintains a fool-like health and a cold-free constitution, and the vitality of young people is indeed vigorous.

——On the dining table, my mother nagged some strange things about our physical and mental growth as usual.

"Cheng, although you are the pride of our family, you can't exhaust yourself." The mother showed a strange expression, "Why can't you watch porn like an ordinary boy?"

The stupid brother burst out with a laugh, and I showed a shy smile - it's so sweet, Mother, my son's attainment in that area is no less than that of the KGB's sex masters (Note 1). Of course, it's still a sad theoretical stage. The muscle orangutans over there, don't show a pity, virgins are also divided into states. Do you think I don't read that kind of thing? I have read more yellow books over the years than you have read, you, a sad stinky otaku.

"Mom, don't tell my elder brother about such a terrible thing." Jian looked very mean, "He would push his glasses and then solemnly analyze and argue the proposition that 'H is wrong' from the perspective of science and biology..."

"The wisdom of the orangutan." I snorted coldly, "You know how to eat jam bread now? Why is it so difficult to feed before?"

The Dragon God Key immediately fell silent - this orangutan fool then remembered what the elder brother is like a father.

Let me put it this way, when my parents were away, I cooked the food every day. This guy has been a kitchen destroyer since he was a child. The things he made were not as dark as biological weapons, and he didn't even dare to eat them himself. You must know that the spiritual tutor of the Dragon God Key boy was Belgris (Note 2) - so if I don't cook, this idiot would go hungry, what? Order takeout or buy bread? At this time, the elder brother Rufa's statement made meritorious again, and the living expenses were completely in my hands. The little money of pocket money would be bought into bread and would starve him to death. The muscle orangutan's food was not a joke.

Xiaobian, fight with me... The moment my mother was reading the newspaper, I vaguely put my hands together and stroked hard on my neck, and then stood up in the bitter expression of the key: "It's almost time, it's time for us to leave."

"I understand..." Jian swallowed the bread in two mouthfuls, then opened his hand to his mother, "Hug..."

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Since I was alone in my first year of high school, I have to go to school with my younger brother again.

Tianqi High School is not far from our home, and it can be reached in twenty minutes if you walk. If the orangutan monster next to you is moving forward at full speed, it can be arrived in five minutes. We all chose to leave home fifty minutes before class because I had to go to the student's morning class early in the morning, and the key had to go to the playground to spread out twenty minutes of youth.

Yes, the person next to me is my younger brother. Some people say that when two brothers go hand in hand, it will make people feel like the Prime Minister and the Yamaguchi boss go on a tour together. I am reserved about this. Although I have always given people the impression of silence and majesty,... well, the fact is this: This academic master has a habit of trying not to stop thinking, and when thinking about problems, I am not used to using the muscles on my face, so I have a facial paralysis effect. Thanks to my parents' gift, even if my face is paralyzed, it looks like "magnanimous silence".

Of course, this is not what needs to be complained about - are you sure that the muscle fool next to me is like the boss of Yamaguchi Group? Please, the Japanese gangs are different from other places. It is not so much a criminal group that disturbs the people, but rather a regular company. Who made the Japanese gang legal? So, the statement that Long Shenjian is like the boss of Yamaguchi Group is too unreliable. Look at the chairman of a large national company with a red hair and looks like a gangster? His face looks like a gangster... cut.

"Brother, you'll say bad things about me in your heart again." Jian floated over with his squinted eyes, full of hooliganism.

"No." I denied it flatly, "I am thinking about the application of Aricadia sequence in molecular engineering. As for your bad words, let others say it. I don't have the leisure time."

The idiot orangutan automatically filtered the second half of the sentence. By the way, he just wanted to find something: "What kind of sequence? A top student is a top student. He is actually thinking about such a profound question, I have never even heard of it."

"Of course you haven't heard of it." I looked at him disdainfully, "because I made it up casually, and there are ghosts after hearing it."

Success... The daily task completed the first step, and I compared the gesture of victory in my heart. Dragon God Jian covered my heart in pain, and I showed a concern: "What's wrong, Jian, is it true that atrial cancer has broken out?"

"What a strange name!" Jian finally roared, "Are you looking forward to me to die?"

"No." I remained silent, "I have always been full of hatred for my brother, such as dogs (note 3), alchemists (note 4), and ninjas (note 5).

"Speaking! Is Edward and his brotherly love deep? How can there be any hatred!" Jian retorted excitedly.

I looked at him with contempt: "You are indeed a stinky otaku, so disgusting."

"What qualifications do you have to say to me if you have seen this kind of anime?" Long Shenjian said.

"Can you call a zombie a student?" I snorted and said, "Who believes it if you tell me?"

"...Damn it, brother, you are so dissatisfied with others. You pretend to be a child in front of others and bully me in the back of others. Aren't you afraid of being punished by God?" The stupid brother burst into tears, "Do you dare to be a little more unscrupulous?"

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Note 1: This one I didn't want to be annotated at the beginning, but someone seemed to have asked... The KGB knew that it was a powerful intelligence organization established by the Soviet Union to slap the FBI, CAI, MI6, Mossad, etc. Such an organization will of course have the legendary "swallow", that is, the beautiful female agent... The task of the KGB master is to use the rich postures in their heads to train pure girls into deadly beauties...

Note 2: Needless to say, the legendary Bei Ye who devours all things has no taboo of "inedible". The famous saying is "chicken smells, crispy" and "you can eat it after you get rid of your head"...

Note 3: Dogs are about the love and killing between Sesshomaru and Inuyasha’s brothers...Anime "Inuyasha".

Note 4: Scissors Hand, Edward...wrong, it was the friendship between Dou Ding and the Iron Brothers...The anime "The Alchemist of Steel".
Chapter completed!