First of all, I want to say that everything in this world is wonderful, and the school is the microcosm of this world. Why do you say that? Because I think that Tianqi High School where I am gathers all the perverts of humans and non-humans. They passed serious exams, serious money, serious backdoors and serious specialties and entered the world's number one Tianqi High School, and then completely exposed their ugly faces. They either played with FPFs all day long (Note 1), or set up strange clubs to openly claim to find superpowered aliens and future people's partners (Note 2), or entrenched in the Qingyin Department and drink black tea endlessly to act cute (Note 3) - it would be fine if they were so obedient, the most deadly thing was that they often gathered together and always wanted to make some big news, and the most representative of them was competitive legal fights.

"President! President!" I sat at the desk, silenced in my heart. Sure enough, three seconds later, the door of the president's office was pushed open. "Hairika from Kendo Ministry fought with Yagami's classmate of King of Fighters last night!" (Note 4)

This young man is called Wang Er (Note 5). He is wrong, he is called Hei Tong Ganye (Note 6). His function in the Student Union is the Secretary-General of the Secretariat, which is my chief assistant. By the way, he has the ability to collect intelligence in search engines. His future dream is to create a brand new online search engine, to spoil Google and kick Yahoo away. His nickname in the Student Union is Hei Tong Magic Mirror.

If you have any problems in the Student Union, you need Hei Tong to solve them, you will basically ask: "The Magic Mirror tells me... (Note 7)"

And this poetic-like Hei Tongjun would also smile shyly: "Go to your uncle..."

"Don't be impatient... Hei Tong, what makes you so restless is probably not just that simple, it's just that if the pineapple-bao star man and the red-haired autistic monster fight." I waved my hand, "According to the usual situation... this matter has developed into a fucking group fight again."

"Yes, this morning I went to the school hospital where teachers Aoshi Nanase (Note: 8) and Tsunade (Note: 9) who were on duty told me that a lot of gauze and potions were used last night." Kurokigan also pushed his glasses and reflected cold light. By the way, everyone around me liked to do some actions that made me feel very déjà-he continued, "So I..."

I waved my hand and interrupted my official intelligence leader's speech. In fact, I think it is more suitable for him to work in the FBI or MI6 than to establish a search engine company in the future. Kuroki Mirror's reputation among the reactionaries on campus is not good, because no matter how hidden the activities they have done, they will be caught out by Kuroki Mirror one by one. This is nothing strange, because in the first year of high school, Kuroki Mirror had joined the detective agency and attracted confidants with the president Shinichi Khudo, Aria Kamizaki and Kamida Ichi (Note 10). Of course, it is not surprising that he has such skills: "Tell me the result."

"Yes, at about 3:00 yesterday afternoon, Hirai of the Kendo Ministry met Yagami of the King of Fighters. Yagami accidentally knocked over Hirai's pineapple bun, and the two had an argument. Because the Kendo Ministry had been rubbing with the King of Fighters for a long time, a few days ago, Imakawa fought with the Qijia Society of the King of Fighters due to height problems. Therefore, under the new and old hatreds, Hirai provoked Yagami and made an appointment to fight." Kurokigan also said expressionlessly about what happened at that time, as if he had been watching the scene. The name of the Kuroki Mirror is well-known, "The two started a fight under the Xindu Bridge. Soon, Kendo Ministry Karasuma and Ichimura Kensuma, who came to hear the news, joined the battle group, Yagami An.

Five minutes later, Lukar and Kagura Chizuru of King of Fighters rushed to support him. King of Fighters had the upper hand. In the melee, Karasuma and Ichi's wooden knife broke apart, and the fragments hit the passing member of the Guns and the Guns and Doraemon. So the Guns and Doraemon joined the battle. The increasingly chaotic situation was bumped by Natsu, a classmate of the Magicians who studied the fellowship and Naruto of Konoha Club. The two wanted to eat ramen together, and then... You know. At this time, Aoria, who had a grudge against Natsu in the Astronomy Ministry, accidentally saw Natsu who was fighting, and so he joined his brother Ai Russia to fight..." (Note 11)

Finally, the Kuroki Magic Mirror classmate made a summary: "The quarrel caused by a pineapple bag led to a large-scale armed fight. There were more than 40 people participating in the battle, including the King of Fighters Club, the Kendo Department, the Gun Department, the Astronomy Department, the Shono Basketball Club, the Magician Research Association, the Konoha Club, the Soul Phenomenon Research Association and other clubs..."

"A pineapple bun..." I bounced my forehead, "Hei Tong, what do you think?" (Note 12)

"If you say to the president, I think there must be something wrong with this matter." Kurokigan also said seriously, "No matter what, those who violate the discipline should be severely punished, and why are everyone so keen on fighting... We must find a way to divert their energy."

"Then let's deal with it according to the rules..." I sighed, "Call the Minister of Public Security and order the 13th Secretariat School to dispatch the 13th Secretariat (Note 13) to capture these tricks into the confinement room. Humph, these are all old customers - it seems that the existing confinement room can no longer satisfy them, so let's tell Mr. Uribain (Note 14) in the confinement room that his tricks need to be updated."

"Understand...and then the usual reprimand." Hei Tonggan also smiled.

"Yes, I'm called Kyo Kusanagi, President of King of Fighters, Artoria, Minister of Kendo, Remelia, Minister of Guns and Doctors, Minister of Astronomy, Great Wall Tosaori, President of Shobo Basketball Club, Takaki Akagi, Alusa, President of the Magician Research Association, Jiraiya, President of the Soul Phenomenon Research Association, and Goer D. Roger, President of the Ocean Voya... After school in the afternoon, I sighed, "I'm at least familiar with the presidents of major clubs." (Note 15)

"All are regular visitors to the Student Union." Hei Tonggan also laughed.

As you can see, there are nearly 100 various clubs registered in the Tianqi High School, including the King of Fighters Club, the Kendo Ministry and the Music Society, which have a long history of talents, as well as the SOS Group (Note 16), the SSS Group (Note 17), and the FFF Group (Note 18). There are organizations that lose their curiosity, not to mention the lower limit clubs on the edge of the abandoned department. A group of naughty children who do not study hard and jump together all day long. At least 60% of the energy of the student union is involved in these bastards. Therefore, thanks to their help, the student union also has many curiosity institutions such as the Thirteenth Heresy Judgment Institute of the Nursing School. There is no way, we will always suppress these unruly people.

"In addition, Mr. Yinba from Group Z (Note 19) in three years was drunk and made a big fuss in Xicuizhuang (Note 20) last night, trying to tease the boss's wife, but was beaten and seriously injured by Mr. Tsunade who was also drinking there..." Kuroki Kikun said with a troubled look on his face, "Sir, this..."

...Damn the natural volume. I said calmly: "If you do this kind of thing... I will ask you to go there, Kuroki Jun. Use this as a threat to blackmail the first issue "Young JUMP" collected by Teacher Yinba, and then accidentally reveal this matter to Teacher Tuya on a subtle occasion (Note 21). You can do this kind of thing."

"If you can do it, you can do it..." Hei Tonggan also sighed slightly, "Are you so bad, aren't you afraid of being punished by God?"

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Note 1: Kaneki House, which is known only to the goddess... comes from "The World Only to the Gods".

Note 2: This refers to Haruhi Suzumiya, a series of novels such as "Haruhi Suzumiya" and anime manga... Anyway, there are many appearances around it. By the way, if Haruhi Suzumiya appears as a character with a role, things will definitely become very fucked... Well, I think Long Shenmao will lock her into the seventeenth dimension, and then find a way to destroy her thoughts and make her a vegetative person who can't even think... In this way, the world will be peaceful (mouth).

Note 3: From "The Girl of Qingyin", it is also the source of selling moral integrity for money...

Note 4: Yurika Hirai is Shana's stage name... no, it is a pseudonym. It comes from "Shana with the Burning Eyes", Yagami, etc., from the popular fighting game "The King of Fighters", and is well deserved... the second son of a thousand years.

Note 5: Wang Er and others... See the 100,000 cold jokes about "Nezha" and "Nezha Chapter 2"...

Note 6: Kuroki Gan, the male protagonist of "The Realm of Empty", has a good relationship between the two rituals... Of course, I don't know what happened in the time and space of this work (turning my head). In short, like the original work, the origin is Google, the information collection ability is S-level, and it is a man who wants to become the king of search engines, a man with a man's eyes and a slap in combat. In addition, there is a pervert on B station... No, there is a good person named Kuroki Google, who specializes in game videos. You can go and check it out if you have nothing to do.

Note 7: The Magic Mirror tells me who is the most conscientious man in the world. The answer is of course His Highness! Ache... This sentence comes from "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs". The reason I have to talk about it alone is because I want to introduce to you a Snow White who ruins her childhood series. After watching it, you can truly realize the cruelty of society!

Note 8: The famous heroine of "Yeqin Ward Building"... I personally think that it was her who created the great success of Yeqin Ward Building. She is definitely at the level of goddess. Well, I won’t say much. Friends who are interested and non-picture parties can come down to understand the spirit of the anime...

Note 9: Naruto's strongest female character is a first-level medical saint, a strange woman, a little red among the three ninjas, and has been the fifth generation of Naruto... Well, she is still a big fat sheep - this big fat sheep can refer to both plump figure and fucking in gambling fortune.

Note 10: Kudo Shinichi comes from "Detective Conan", which is the elementary school student of Death before awakening. Well, you can call him a high school student of Death. Aria, from "Aria in the Scarlet Aria", the heroine, the legendary martial arts detective. Kaneda Ichi, comes from "The Young Kindai Ichi Incident Book". The above three are all strangers in the detective world, and Aria is also a militant.

Note 11: This long paragraph makes me feel that sometimes it is troublesome to use too many memes, at least it is very troublesome to explain... Well, from the beginning, Shana and Yagami are in front of it, Imakawa comes from "Dragon and Tiger", nicknamed "Cute Tiger in the Palm", and the heroine. Qixiashe is a character among the King of Fighters, so I won't say much. Karasuma and Yiyi's auto cartoon "Tomorrow's and I" are enviable and jealous bastards, and Kenshin Himemura comes from "Rangke Jianxin". They are a pitiful person. If Gintoki's mentality is a little dark and he has not met a group of unconventional bastards, he might also think of Kenshin.

Let's just say. Lukar and Chizuki Kamitsuki also come from the King of Fighters. The former is a big boss of a certain generation, and the latter is a girl among the three artifacts. It is said to be a hidden giant tits. Kuchulin... is a spearman in the long night of fate, with a dog and a lucky one. Because of the outstanding performance in the Fantasy Carnival, everyone further realizes the pleasure of Lucky E... Naruto comes from "Fairy Tail", the protagonist, the battle maniac who causes trouble all day long, Uzumaki Naruto, the protagonist of "Naruto". Aoria and Ai Russia are from "Saint Seiya", a pair of golden Saint Seiya.

Note 12: Here is the magical Li Yuanfang... Well, it is the classic "Yuanfang, what do you think".

Note 13: He has been the Thirteenth Series of the Court Guardian in "Death". The ingredients in the Thirteen Series are so complicated, there are perverts, traitors, stupidity, autism, a secondary school, an uncle, and a girl...

Note 14: Uribuki Gen, a love warrior who claims to write a story that warms everyone's hearts. As a result, we only see meat, head bites and the Black Holy Grail. "Song of Saya" is Uribuki Gen, an early work. At the same time, he is also the screenwriter of "Magic Girl Xiaoyuan", the murderer who killed his senior sister. Then he was also the author of "FATE/ZERO", so the account of killing his wife was also counted on him...

Note 15: Here comes again...Kyo Kusanagi, the popular character in the King of Fighters, almost everyone recognized as King of Fighters, Yagami's lifelong pain, gay friends and opponents. Artoria... The prologue lady of Shizuki, the long night of fate and the heroic spirit of the sword in "FATE/ZERO", the legendary SABER, in short, the popular type. Remelia, the character of the popular Oriental fan game "Oriental PROJECK", the owner of the Red Devils, and the vampire, is characterized by majesty, ability to see fate, and the weapon is Gangniel's gun, so she was the Minister of Gundo. Saori Toruto, the heroine in "Saint Seiya"... Probably. The reincarnation of the goddess of war Athena, the commander of the Saint Seiya, I think the setting of the Minister of Astronomy is good

.Takaki Akagi, the basketball captain in "Slam Dunk", the gorilla... is really a gorilla. Elusa, the second heroine in "Fairy Tail", the character of the Commissioner of Discipline, occasionally off-line, serious and upright, and more cute. The above. Jiraiya, from "Naruto", one of the perverted and vulgar three ninjas, the more popular uncle, is said to be the author of the intimate paradise, and died in battle. Aizen, the great traitor and villain in "Death", will not say anything else, so as not to cause war. If you are interested, you will go to the Duniang. Goer D. Roger, from "One Piece", can be said to be the initiator of the entire anime story. He used his life to open up a vast era of navigation for everyone. By the way, the words he said before his death have become a wide range of spoof materials...

Note 16: The SOS group, from the Haruhi Suzumiya series, is a club established by Haruhi, which has attracted a large number of criminals...

Note 17: The SSS group, from "angelbeats", the world front after death, the organization where the protagonists are located.

Note 18: This was originally from "The Idiot Quiz Summoning Beast", and then grew rapidly on the Internet. The members are all sad single virgins, and they believe that heterosexuality is the ultimate heresy. Most of the members are proficient in fire magic and sickle fighting skills, like to burn people, barbecue, and prefer to play with heterosexuality. Perhaps because of the deficiency of the opposite sex, it caused some mental illness... By the way, the jihad day of the FFF group is February 14th, which is Valentine's Day... Well, I'll tell you a secret. In fact, February 14th is also World Epilepsy Day... Well, yes.

Note 19: Teacher Ginhachi, a third-year group of Z - should be the official fan of "Ginto Soul", Sorachi Hideaki admitted and participated in the creation.

Note 20: Xicuizhuang... Flowers bloom in Thunder Cliff... No, it is one of the places where the story of Flowers blooming Iruha happens. Speaking of Flowers blooming Iruha... Well, this is a masterpiece of the Taurus. If you have heavy taste and high thunder protection, you can go and have a look.
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