Therefore, the twenty-minute journey from home to school actually contains a lot of water. Human beings are a very wonderful thing. As long as they are alive, they must constantly accumulate so-called mental pressure. This pressure either comes from themselves or from the outside world. If you accumulate too much, you can become a witch, or become a superpower, or be possessed by a strange obstacle cat. Therefore, if you don’t want to be shot to death by the black dragon or be cloned out 20,000 copies and ravaged by a madman and then be attacked by another 10,000 by the hedgehog head or be attacked by a vampire..., it is urgent to vent and relieve this pressure in an appropriate way. (Note 1)

Therefore, I, Long Shencheng, are completely reasonable and legal in training and teasing my younger brother.

Therefore, the twenty minutes from home to school are also important time that must be used. The reason why academic masters become academic masters is that he spends the time others use to watch pornographic movies and uses the time when fools are teased to tease fools.

I did not become a strange pervert, thanks to the selfless sacrifice of Kan.

"... Suddenly I felt very cold." The idiot next to me shivered with his arms again.

"Don't the idiot never catch a cold?" I took out a small notebook from my top's pocket and opened it.

"What is this?" The idiot came up and stared at the beautiful floral characters on the notebook, "Does the spell that summons the Burning Legion (Note 2)? It looks so handsome."

"No, this is a spell of Infinite Sword (Note 3)." I responded casually, put the notebook with "DEADNOTE" (Note 4) on the cover back into my pocket, and then took out my phone.

"What are you doing?" Dragon God Jian still showed his strong desire for knowledge.

"Just want to see what's going on in this world." I browsed the news casually.

"Is this the future diary (Note 5)!" The idiot gorilla was shocked, "Brother! Let's become the gods of the new world together!"

...So, as an otaku, he may be qualified, but as a younger brother and son, he is no longer helpful. At least I have never seen that dead otaku be so muscular and ignorant of life and death. Thinking of this, I took out my notebook, took out a pen, looked at the key carefully, and then started writing and drawing - this time, I deliberately showed the words on the cover to the key.

...Even if a naughty child is a stupid child, he will at least recognize these two words, and he is still a stinky otaku.

"Brother! Brother! I am your brother!" Jian rushed up in shock and grabbed my arm, "Wait! How do you plan to let me die... Hey! I'm cheating! Why is it in English!"

... By the way, the point of the matter is not this, I watched the keys indifferently and jumped up and down: "Damn it... It's the most annoying thing about English, can you understand death or something? I remember Rukia Kuchiki (Note 6) can be considered Japanese!"

...Why do you need to touch Rukia Kuroki? Are you hunchant? Are you trying to become the bandit king Kurosaki with one click? Wait, why does One Piece sound majestic and domineering, and the bandit king sound so frustrated? (Note 7)

"I, Dragon God Jian, was also happily teased by my brother today..." Jian, who had been making enough noise, finally calmed down and said a narration like a disgusting zombie. "There are also new titles today..." (Note 8)

Not only is he a disgusting sports otakus, but he is also a sad shaking M. Today's orangutan key also has new attributes.

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At about 6:50, the school gate had already appeared in sight, and I just had to cross two streets again...

There are not many people coming during this period. Except for the members of the club who have morning classes, most of the other students should eat breakfast in bed or sleep on the dining table... Then they found that they were late and ran wildly on the way to school with bread in their arms - the wisdom of mortals, all of whom were thinking about impossible things. I think it was fake to go to school. It was true that they suddenly ran into men and girls on a mysterious corner. How could that happen only in the novel?

"There is a demonic spirit! (Note 9)" Suddenly, the gorilla guard and I shouted loudly at the same time, and quickly retreated. At the corner ahead, a motorcycle roared out - it was obvious that this was a bad behavior that had been planned for a long time, and she seemed to have been waiting for us for a long time.

"Bastard!" shouted Gohner, "I almost bumped into it! You violent maniac did it on purpose!"

"Tsk..." The girl sitting on the motorcycle opened the windshield of her helmet, glanced at us, and muttered regretfully, "I missed..."

"You really want to kill me, bastard! You are going to cause a car accident, right? You are planning to escape criminal law with the identity of a minor, right?" Jian rushed to the rider and looked like a bad boy.

"No, it's just your illusion." The girl took off her helmet and turned her head deliberately - this kind of action that covers up the right and wrong in a mouthless way... I always feel a little familiar.

"Good morning, Aoko." I greeted him as decently and normally as usual, "I'm also riding a motorcycle to go to school today."

"Yes! Honesty... no, Senior Dragon God!" Sure enough, although I was an acquaintance when I was a child, the more they became separated when I grew up, the girl named Aozaki Aoki (Note 10) responded with an attitude that I was very familiar with - restrained, her eyes evasive, and a faint blush appeared on her face due to nervousness. Although I had unknowingly established an image like "Silent President of Dragon God" in the school, she was treated like this by a playmate who could be called a childhood sweetheart since I was a child...

"You woman, how can you pretend to be pure in front of your elder brother...Puff!" What an elbow hit! Qingzi was doing beautifully! Although he could mock the gorilla keys wantonly, as the elder brother, he could not punch his younger brother at him. I really satisfied with your actions. I pushed my glasses, refracted a cold light, and quietly snatched the backing keys into a horse.

Although you can't punch each other... but you can't play your feet.

Qingzi, who took off her helmet, had her long flying hair, was wrapped in a precious and fashionable white coat, and her knee-length boots were wrapped in thick black pantyhose. The so-called beautiful high school student knew how to make herself more beautiful on the basis of wearing a school uniform. Undoubtedly, this famous beauty is a master of this. This lively and atmospheric dress, coupled with her dignified look and tall figure, really makes new students admire them.

In short, let’s introduce her again. The girl’s name is Aoki Aoki. Her family seems to be a famous family with a long history. At this moment, she is quarreling with my idiot brother, yelling so hard that she is full of murderous aura.

...It's so unhappy, it's really so unhappy. I obviously quarrel when talking to the gorilla gallery. When I talk to me, I was so restrained and my eyes were evasive. Judging from the experience of the 765 romance novels I have read, this guy is probably in love with my idiot brother. Why can this kid have such a good relationship with women?

That's right - in my eyes, if Qingzi is a girlfriend, she can definitely get 95 points. She has a much better figure than ordinary high school students. She has a beautiful appearance, a lively and naughty personality. Although she is an ordinary high school student, she has a brave and stubborn temper. She is not ordinary, and she is not special... But this is just right.

I don't expect my girlfriend to be the number one heir and princess in the strongest country in the universe (Note 11) or something...

But... Qingzi seemed to have a crush on my younger brother, and his mother said that brothers cannot compete with me... Although I think so, Gouang Key always has an attitude of occupying the pit and not pulling the sky, like the protagonist of the beautiful girl game, a set of Tai Chi flows perfectly, just not choosing, just dragging... When I talked about this issue with a very serious attitude, his eyes made me very sad, just like looking at an alien, there was a sense of superiority after a sudden realization. What's the most proud and shameless winner in your life?

I won't get in the way here... I gently pushed my glasses, and I said indifferently: "I'll leave first, the student union has something to do."

"Hey, I just left like that? It's really a ignorant brother. It's rare for this guy...Puff!" The gorilla guard was hit by a fierce elbow again halfway through his words. No, this time his schoolbag hit the whole face. Qingzi glared at Gujian with a fierce look on his face and said to me with a smile, "Then I'll leave first, after all, motorcycles or something still need to be parked in a safe place."

"Well, be careful all the way." I nodded, walked forward with my tragic body, hiding deep in my name.

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Wherever you go, birds fly away from thousands of mountains, people die in thousands of paths, all sounds are silent, and the birds are silent.

...Although it is a bit exaggerated, it is indeed the effect I have been going along the way. When I look at someone, the other party will definitely quickly check his whole body as soon as possible, the collar is not neat, whether the buttons are buttoned, and whether the zipper of the pants is pulled well. Well, although there is no domineering spirit, I am indeed very majestic with facial paralysis. At least it is much more majestic than the blood-sucking type who only knows how to hold his head and squat to prevent it. But the problem is that I have also tried to smile at someone, but since I scared a girl to cry, I have not done this. For this question, Gouang Key has made some reasonable answers. He said that there are several types of handsomeness. I have to smile after I rescued the girl from the overheated isolation cabin with my own hands (Note 12), so I can have the effect of making everything cute.

Usually... If the serious President of Dragon God smiles at someone, he must be conveying the hint of "You are dead."

Damn, who did this rumor come from?

In contrast, the gorilla kid, who followed me but did not follow me, looked careless. In fact, this bitch has always been the target of the crackdown on the wind and discipline committee members, because I privately instructed Minister Kutoukawa (Note 13) not to indulge in the gorilla kid because of my reasons. Then the girl who had broken the justice feeling made me very satisfied...

"Classmate Long Shenjian! Please button up the top!" Sure enough, a member of the Feng Discipline Inspection Commission had already taken action against Orangutan Jian.

"Hey, don't want it, it's so hot in summer." Sure enough, the sound of the keys was as bad as ever.

I snorted coldly, turned around, and looked at my stupid brother with a meaningful gaze. My eyes included three messages, which threatened the keys from the three aspects of diet, economy and spirit. I believe that under the years of lessons, even gorillas could understand these meanings through conditioned reflexes. Sure enough, the gorilla quickly sorted out their clothes, raised their arms at me, and stomped their feet hard: "Hi! Hitler!" (Note 14)

Although there are very few people nowadays, a small number of people who pay attention here still smiled obscurely, and then looked at me and Kan with complex eyes. I shook my head and walked slowly towards the teaching building. Kan was shaking one step and three times, heading towards the playground. The student master wanted to hold the student union's morning class, and gorillas wanted to show off their youth in the sports field.

This is how my younger brother and I - when we get along, I can make some bad jokes, and he will be hit like a fool. But in front of others, I am the eldest son of the Dragon God family, a famous genius boy, he is the second son of the Dragon God family, a sloppy athlete, I am taciturn, majestic and upright, he is unrestrained, free and unruly.

——But this is modern society, not ancient Athens. Here, no matter how fast the athlete runs, he will not be called the incarnation of God, nor will he enjoy the highest glory. Especially compared to me, he can only be an ordinary brother who is ignorant.

This guy... probably lives a lot. Although he looks very slutty, he will definitely look at my back in confusion when I didn't notice it. Because he is a brother, he will of course be compared by people. Because he is a brother, he will be gossiped behind his back because of such a huge gap with his brother.

But he looked very indifferent and amazing. This fool, can he die if he works harder?

"Student Jian! I'm also doing morning exercises today!"

"Student Jian, it's really amazing. Sure enough, boys should be so youthful!"

"Sister Jian, come on, senior sister is watching you!"

Just as I was thinking this way, a few girls' calls came into my ears. I turned around indifferently. Today's Dragon God Key was still surrounded by girls. I nodded silently. Sure enough, it would be better to let this guy continue to suffer.

Life winners and so on...all go to die.

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Note 1: A whole paragraph, he touched the influence of psychological pressure on anime characters in various anime works. Those who were shot include "Magic Girl Koyuan", "Magic Forbidden Book Catalog" and "Cat Story". The reason why the Mahou Soupui became witches is nothing to do. The reason why superpowers awaken superpowers is inseparable from their dark experiences. The original book also mentioned that the upside-down girl was not at ease to establish a school city. Well, the cat story tells the story of the popular plot of the squad leader Hanagawa Yi being possessed by an obstacle cat because of accumulated psychological pressure, and he slapped Ala Trash Jun... The second half of the story is of course roaring Mula Hokage. Killing 10,000 points of the story tells the story of Misaka girls being killed by Yuriko and being saved by Aunt Kaoro at the cost of being taken into the harem. The vampire and other things behind are Ala Trash Jun... Huh, it's so long.

Note 2: Burning Legion - from the games "World of Warcraft" and "Warcraft", the chairman is the legendary Fallen Titan Sagelas, with several other department managers, several foreign aid staff, and the branch Scourge Corps... but it seems that they have collectively changed jobs.

Note 3: Infinite sword system, the inherent barrier skill of the Palace of Guardian in the long night of fate, and the first sentence of the spell is the famous "I am the sword bone".

Note 4: Death Notes... The automatic cartoon "Death Notes" is released, the magical book of Ye Shenyue, who can kill people.

Note 5: Future Diary, the animation "Future Diary", my wife has breasts or something... Oh, it's Yuno.

Note 6: Rukia Kuchiki, the heroine of "Death"...I think her presence is not too subtle...

Note 7: The three major migrant workers who were shot include "One Piece", "Naruto" and "Death", which are the three major migrant workers. Everyone should know about it.

Note 8: The disgusting zombie refers to the male protagonist of "Is this a Zombie", and it is not me, Aikawa Aikawa. This is the original words of Serra, I just reposted them... By the way, Aikawa Aikawa Aiki's official nishi form is really against the will of heaven!

Note 9: It's so weird... A girl who is said to be a beautiful girl is said to be a very popular comic. I don't know if it's really. Anyway, Pinocchio's nose is short and long...

Note 10: Aozaki Aoko, the popular characters in Nasu Mushroom's works, appear in "The Realm of the Sky", "The Moonie" and "The Night of the Magician". Aoko in this work is taken from Aoko in the era of the Magician Night, a cute high school student who has just entered the magic world and is working hard to do what he should do...

Note 11: This is Lala who is the daughter of the princess, who is the eldest princess of the Debbiruk Kingdom, the most powerful country in the universe.

Note 12: This comes from "EVA", Ling Boli's memory. Back then, Miwuli was trapped in an overheated isolation cabin. The mighty Commander Ikari opened the hot isolation cabin switch with his bare hands, rescued Li, and burned his hand.

Note 13: Gu Shichuan, of course, refers to the arrogant Wei among the daughters of Bao Wang, with black length and arrogant and huge breasts, full of cuteness.
Chapter completed!