There seems to be a sign of Kavin... (looking at the sky)

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Zhang Taiping had a dream.

A very long dream.

In the dream, he rewatched all the crosstalk sketches he had seen since he was a child thousands of times...

Zhang Taiping felt that he was about to collapse.

When he was watching Uncle Benshan's "Selling Kidnappers" for the 1,327th time in his dream, he suddenly felt as if he had fallen into the water and had difficulty breathing. Then his consciousness became more and more blurred, and became more and more...

"He's turned around!" Zhang Taiping woke up from his coma with sweat all over his face. He threw away the wet towel covering his face and gasped for air.

"You woke up...a ​​little late..." Kaiou, who was drinking tea beside him, said regretfully.

"How long have I slept?" Zhang Taiping asked, wiping the cold sweat from his head.

"Six years...you have missed a lot of things..."

Then the King of Kai told Zhang Taiping everything that happened in the past six years, and finally shook his head and sighed: "It would be great if you could wake up earlier."

"So, teacher, he is dead?" Zhang Taiping frowned, "There is no good news just after waking up. It seems that we must go to Namek."

"Let me help you ask Wukong and others if they have set off."

Kaio used the "antenna" on his head to communicate with Sun Wukong for a while.

"Bulma, Krillin and Gohan have already rushed to Namek on the spaceship that the gods used when they came to Earth. However, just in case, Goku asked Bulma's father to build the spaceship. It is estimated that it will take more than 20 days to complete.

.During this period of time, you will learn the Lower Kaio Fist from me!"

"Uh... Okay, but I'll go to the King of Hell to say hello to the teacher first." With that said, Zhang Taiping was about to teleport.

But the King of Kai suddenly stopped him: "By the way, I've always been curious and wanted to ask."

"What?"

"Who is Zhao Benshan?"

"Eh?"

"You called the name Zhao Benshan six thousand seven hundred and thirty three times when you were unconscious."

"...He is a sketch actor that I like very much."

"There is another person named Yu Qian who you called fifty-three thousand eight hundred and sixty-four times."

"ah?"

"Fifty-three thousand eight hundred and sixty-four times... This Yu Qian must owe you a lot of money." (Note 1)

"Ahhhh!! Don't let me think of that cross talk sketch hell again!!!!" Zhang Taiping held his head 360 degrees and rolled on the ground.

…

Zhang Taiping stayed at Kaiou for more than 20 days and learned both Kaiou Fist and Vitality Bullets. Although he learned quickly, because he did not have the heaven-defying bloodline of the Saiyans, the Kaio Fist was not as good as Kaiou Fist.

It can only be opened to 3 times. If you use super power, it can be opened to about 7 times. However, even if you open Kaio Fist 7 times, it will not be as powerful as Sun Wukong's current 5 times. The Saiyan one is not.

The bloodline that levels up when killed is outrageous.

Just when Zhang Taiping was thinking about getting some Sun Wukong genes to strengthen himself, the King of Kai hurried over.

"The spaceship has been built, but now there is a very scary guy on Namek named Frieza. You must not provoke him then!"

"Don't worry, I hate fighting the most."

Zhang Taiping waved his hand to express that he understood, and then teleported away.

When several consecutive teleports came to Sun Wukong, Bulma's father was teaching him how to control the spacecraft.

"Hey! Long time no see!"

"Taiping, you're here! Just in time, ready to go!"

"Oh! Our journey is the sea of ​​stars!!!" Zhang Taiping clenched his hands into fists and shouted above his head.

"Oh!" Sun Wukong cheered and asked, "What do you mean?"

…

No one would be interested in two men sweating in a small space in a spaceship, so we will skip this period.

Six days later, the spacecraft finally landed on Namek.

In six days, Zhang Taiping miraculously survived Sun Wukong's 100-fold gravity training. With the full support of his superpowers, he was able to use 15 times the Kaio Fist, but even so, he still couldn't beat 10

Sun Wukong of Double Kaio Fist can hold out under Sun Wukong for a longer time if he activates 10 times Kaio Fist and uses super powers to harass him.

"Oh, Xiao Lin seems to be on his knees." As soon as he got out of the spaceship, he felt three dying breaths not far away. One of them Zhang Taiping recognized was Xiao Lin's, and the other two should be those of Bei who he had never met before.

Gita and Sun Wufan. "I have an impression of this plot. It seems to be a funny team of some kind. The captains will switch bodies."

Thinking of this, Zhang Taiping scanned his surroundings, used his super power to capture a bug, and put it into a test tube he carried with him just in case.

"Well, take him back and study the creatures on this planet." Zhang Taiping explained to the confused Sun Wukong, and then grabbed him and teleported towards the dying Xiao Lin.

After arriving at the destination, Xiao Lin and others were asked to eat fairy beans first, and then Zhang Taiping patted Sun Wukong on the shoulder: "The important task of saving the world and maintaining peace will be left to you!"

"Taiping, you're awake!" Xiao Lin came over and said hello.

"Yes, this is Wukong's child?"

"Hello, Uncle Taiping."

"Uncle...uncle..." Zhang Taiping was petrified.

"Uncle, what's wrong with you?"

"Not uncle!" Zhang Taiping yelled, teleported in front of Gohan, pulled his cheek and said: "I want to call you brother! Do you hear me!"

"It's...Brother Taiping...Brother"

"Why don't we go help? The enemy is very powerful!" Xiao Lin came over and asked, slapping the hand that was ravaging Gohan's cheek away.

"Okay, okay, Wukong is fine... Look, it's solved."

"He actually knocked him down with one punch..."

"Well, the other two are also serving food, so Wukong doesn't even have to break a sweat." Zhang Taiping said as he took out a few test tubes and began to collect the soil and water from Namek.

"Uh, Taiping, what are you doing?"

"Make some backup, and when you get back, do some research on why the Namekians were able to create the Dragon Balls." Zhang Taiping explained: "I once collected the teacher's blood and cells, and found that except for a special regenerative ability, there is no

Nothing special, so I thought it might be because of the living environment."

"Sure enough... he is a clerical worker..." Xiao Lin held his forehead and sighed.

While talking here, Sun Wukong over there knocked down another person, and the other person saw that the situation was not good and ran away.

After that, Broomhead Cup Guta published a long article on Sofa's decision to become a Super Saiyan, Frieza is really good at power theory, and I want to use Dragon Balls to seek immortality. By the way... this guy really didn't come from time-traveled China.

Are you a fellow with the second disease?

"Let me tell you..." Zhang Taiping really couldn't stand the speech of the second grader of Cup Tower, so he planned to treat him for Internet addiction. "Although Dragon Balls can resurrect people, there are exceptions for those who die of old age, so it is impossible for you to ask for immortality.

At most, you can let him help you regain your youth when you get old. As for immortality... Do you think that if the Dragon Balls can really do this kind of thing, then the American people will be in a situation where they are almost wiped out by you?"

"This..." Cup Tower found that he was completely unable to refute Zhang Taiping's words.

The other three also looked thoughtful.

"So, none of the characters written by Toriyama Akira have an IQ above 30...well, the time traveler is an exception!"

Zhang Taiping suddenly felt a sense of intellectual superiority.

"So what if I can become a Super Saiyan? Intelligence is a flaw!"

Of course, Zhang Taiping would never say this.

Just when Cup Tower realized that what he was pursuing was just a dream, and planned to cut off the three thousand broom heads (by mistake) and escape into the empty door (big mistake), everyone realized that the guy who had escaped before was back, and

There was also a guy with a strong aura with him. Soon, the guy with long hair and a curious-looking guy came in front of everyone.

Because he was afraid that Frieza would kill the Great Elder and the Dragon Balls become ineffective, Sun Wukong asked Krillin and Gohan to get the Dragon Balls.

"Let Vegeta go with us," Zhang Taiping suggested: "If we don't let him try, he probably won't give up, and he can also take care of Gohan and the others."

Cup Tower snorted and followed Krillin and Gohan by default and flew away.

"Are you really sure that Shenlong can't fulfill his wish?" Sun Wukong asked uneasy.

Zhang Taiping shrugged and did not answer. You must use the Namekian language to make a wish to the Namekian dragon. Can I tell you this kind of thing casually?

Sun Wukong faced off against the curious captain, and of course Zhang Taiping, a lazy guy, took advantage of him.

First, he used his super power to immobilize the long-haired man. Then Zhang Taiping teleported in front of him and hit him with a double-dragon trick. Then he hit him with a cut-off kick. The guy fell to his knees. Zhang Taiping became more and more comfortable with this combo.

.After casually filling up the energy cannon to make it ashes, Zhang Taiping took out the sofa drinks and snacks from the universal capsule he carried with him, and sat aside to watch the show.

The two of them fought for a while in the sky, and they didn't know what they said. Sun Wukong began to use the Kaio Fist with all his strength, while the hunting captain used the monocle to measure Wukong's fighting power with a surprised look on his face. After the two
To be continued...