Chapter 28 The Failed Deserter Plan
Many things seem to be true in the dark, and things in the world often change in a moment.
For solemnity, the same is true for this night.
"Zhuangyan, why are you coming out?"
The first stop tonight was Niu Dali and a soldier under his fifth squad.
Zhuangyan felt that his heart was about to jump out of his throat. He tried his best to suppress his surging emotions and pretended to be calm and said, "Squad leader, I'll go to the toilet..."
As he said that, he raised the toilet paper in his hand.
Niu Dali looked at Zhuangyan and said, "It's not long after the lights are turned off, and you have to go to the toilet again? Why don't you go before the lights are turned off?"
Tens of thousands of grass and mud horses galloped past Zhuangyan's heart.
This Niu Dali is really a matter of his mother, and he asks questions every time he goes to the bathroom.
"Isn't I suddenly having a stomachache... I'm going to be so stupid that I can't stop it..."
Zhuangyan said, pretending to cover her stomach.
Niu Dali looked at Zhuang Yan a few more times, suddenly said "huh", as if he discovered a new continent: "Your face is not very good..."
The solemn heart is about to explode.
Did Niu Dali see something?
Damn, can this look be good?
I'm going to be a deserter! Do you think you're going to the toilet?
Just when his solemn heart was in a mess, Niu Dali suddenly waved his hand and said, "Go, go quickly, don't pull it in his crotch!"
While saying that, he reached out and pinched his nose, as if solemnity had already pulled his shit into his crotch.
Zhuang Yan heard this and felt like he had an amnesty. He hurriedly left, trotted all the way, passed through the playground, and headed towards the toilet.
There was no light on in the camp. Occasionally, a biting wind blew by, and the rustling sound of leaves shaking from the treetops near the playground.
In the squatting position in the toilet, the cat lowered his waist and breathed solemnly and relievedly.
He reached into his pocket and touched the stack of banknotes, and then he felt a little relieved.
For him, money is the most important thing.
If you have no money, your plan will be ruined.
Stand up from the squat position and walked solemnly to the wall, intending to see what is happening outside through the breathable window above.
There is not much time left, and if the whistle does not appear, you have to leave immediately.
After glanced outside, the dark sky was still drizzling, and the surroundings were as quiet as death.
No one!
He felt that the blood flow in his body was increasing.
Throwing away the toilet paper, solemnly tiptoed towards the door...
Must be sure-
A sharp and rapid emergency gathering whistle almost scared Zhuang Yan into the pit, and all the sweat on his body stood upside down in an instant.
What the hell!?
Emergency gathering!?
Why do you blow an emergency meeting at this time?
Is it my own second row blowing the whistle?
A series of thoughts flashed through my mind quickly, and Zhuangyan felt that his mind suddenly turned into a can of paste.
Before he could decide what to do next, a shout that made him lose his soul suddenly came from the playground outside.
"Soldiers running! Get together now!"
That was the voice of company commander Zhang Jianxing.
Then came the sound of messy footsteps, and it seemed that many sentries were running towards the place.
What the hell!
Zhuang Yan's eyes turned black and he almost fainted.
this……
Before my own people left the camp, I didn’t even step out of the toilet door, and my mother was actually discovered!?
This company commander is so powerful!
what to do!?
what to do!?
The solemn hot pan was wandering back and forth in the toilet like an ant.
"solemn!"
Yin Xiancong's voice suddenly came from the door.
"Come!" Zhuang Yan almost pissed her pants, and subconsciously stood attentively and stood tightly, but accidentally broke out.
Yin Xiancong, who had just entered the toilet, frowned and threw a sentence: "Go back quickly after you finish pulling it, the whole company gathers!"
Zhuang Yan had a cold sweat on her back, and she nodded quickly and said, "It's finished...it's finished..."
As he said that, he followed Yin Xiancong out.
However, at this moment, he relaxed.
Judging from Yin Xiancong's tone, it was just a gathering, not a target for himself.
Running soldiers?
But what about running soldiers?
After following Yin Xiancong back outside the platoon room, the platoon leader Dai Dehan was already standing at the door and shouting to the platoon room: "Don't get backpacks, don't get backpacks, all of them will gather on the playground! Hurry up!"
Everyone in the room rushed out of the door and lined up with their belts.
A moment later, the recruits in the platoon were neatly arranged on the court. Dai Dehan was wearing winter uniforms and holding a belt in his hand to his waist, and said to Yin Xiancong: "Squad Leader Four, call and check the number of people immediately!"
All the recruits had a question in their minds.
Name it? Name it in the morning?
This is the first time I know why, and I dare not ask why.
Everyone called out in a daze, and Dai Dehan held his hands behind his back and listened with his ears on the side. He didn't breathe a sigh of relief until the last recruit was proven to be in power.
Yin Xiancong turned around, stood attentively, saluted, and said, "Report to the platoon leader, there should be 28 in the first row, but 28 in fact, please instruct!"
After returning the gift, Dai Dehan whispered: "Accompany."
Then he walked over, stood in front of the queue before speaking, "You must want to ask me why I'm so late to call me?"
In addition to silence, there is still silence in the team.
Dai Dehan seemed to be furious and ordered: "Yin Xiancong, Niu Dali, and Chen Qingming, go to the garage to search their luggage to see if there are any missing casual clothes!"
The three squad leaders responded "Yes" and went to the queue room.
Not long after, Yin Xiancong and others returned to the playground and reported to Dedhan, saying that they did not find casual clothes.
Then Daedhan turned his face and glanced at each recruit in the queue, saying, "I tell you that deserters will be out tonight! I can also tell you that they will be captured in less than an hour! You come to join the army, are there anyone forced? No! When you come, you have to do it well, ** Bear-like! Desert! Coward! Who doesn't want to do it anymore? Tell me! I asked your parents and the local armed forces to pick you up, why are you running away? It's not jail!"
Solemn listened in the queue, surprised and happy.
What was shocked was that I almost became a deserter tonight. Seeing that the troops reacted so quickly, I was probably caught before I could run to the road with a mini-Pakistan.
Fortunately, I didn’t know that the fool in the company actually ran away in front of me. Fortunately, the blame was not on me.
Although his desertion plan seems very rigorous, he actually ignores the intensity of the shop inspection in the recruit camp.
These squad leaders are all fish and they all have their eyes open when they sleep.
Fortunately, Dai Dehan said that if he didn't join the army, he could get his parents to take him back.
Zhuang Yan felt that this could be tried, but when she thought of Zhuang Zhenguo, she felt discouraged again.
The one who cheated on me was his own father, and Zhuang Zhenguo would never agree to take me away...
What a fuck!
Chapter completed!