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Chapter 34: Fate's Trick: Distressed Brothers

The woman walked very slowly, taking every step very small, but every step seemed to step on Bai Wuchang and Rachel's heart, and she walked into the middle of the road without any danger. Rachel's excited heart slowly sank. If she continues like this, it is very likely that she will be in vain!

"Her luck is too good, it's all right!" Tietou murmured from the side, "If we are friends with her, will our luck be better?"

"Luck? Humph, I never believe in luck!" Bai Wuchang snorted coldly, "We can get from a small mountain village to the highest institution of hell. It is not because of luck. We get up before dawn and go to bed at midnight. I have a fever of forty degrees and are still studying hard with candles. I rely on me to study hard every year, 365 days a year, and I will continue to study hard every day. This world is very unfair, but it is also very fair. As long as you are willing to work hard, your destiny will be in your own hands!"

Tietou looked at Rachel with reverence, and it was this kind of self-confidence and unyielding enthusiasm from the heart, like a magnet, deeply attracted him. He had seen this temperament in the King of Hell, in Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, and in the monkey who made the whole hell go down! Following this guy, even if he couldn't stand out and was famous for his eternity, he would definitely live a wonderful life!

Bai Wuchang was full of energy and had a great momentum to give advice. "Brother Hei Wuchang, times have changed, and we must change as we do. What is the most powerful weapon now? Yes, it is science. We must learn to arm our minds with knowledge, believe in science, use science, and through my mathematical modeling and precise calculations, the chance of each car hitting her is 7.5%. At her speed, it takes at least ten minutes to cross the road, and an average of twenty cars pass by within one minute, so the chance of her being hit is 99.9%!"

As he spoke, he suddenly closed his mouth and his eyes were almost falling off!

Hei Wuchang looked along his eyes.

It turned out that the woman stood in the middle of the road, stopped, looked left and right, then stretched out her limbs and danced gracefully, as graceful as a colorful butterfly!

This is really an old birthday boy who is hanged to death!

"It seems that this is 100%!" Bai Wuchang's smile gradually became stronger.

But the passing vehicles seemed to have eyes, and women could always turn danger into safety at critical moments!

Hei and Bai Wuchang are so heart disease that he is suffering from seeing it!

Time passed by minute by minute, and the sun rose from the horizon to the top of his head, dyeing the sunset red again. The woman was not tired. She jumped all day long and was still safe and sound. She really saw a ghost!

It is simply a slander for the hard work of black and white impermanence, and a blasphemy for science!

Bai Wuchang couldn't bear it anymore. He was a famous academic master at Hell University. He was once praised by the principal for being a traitor and was not moral enough to be home! Passive waiting is not his personality. After careful consideration, he was ready to take the initiative. The problem is very simple. A woman is standing on the middle line and it is difficult to be hit. Move it a little bit to the side and everything will become different! His eyes rolled and he pulled Hei Wuchang to the woman. Bai Wuchang Rachel transformed into a young and greasy meat, with a greasy and pink face. It is said that this style is the most popular among girls. His face was filled with a bright smile and he said politely: "Good evening, this beautiful lady!"

"Ah? Good evening." The woman was already sweating profusely, but she didn't stop. She raised her legs high, looked at the two guys who suddenly appeared, and asked in confusion, "Are you here to exercise too!"

You are a big-headed ghost! Rachel cursed in her heart, thinking that others are as stupid as you, and they are exercising on the highway!

"Om Manibame Hum, the Supreme Old chrysanthemum, the chrysanthemum is like a rule, see, see!" Bai Wuchang suddenly silently recited in his mouth, and his hands were intertwined with orchid fingers and held a hand flower! This mantra is not simple. It uses the Nine Yin Soul Conjuring Technique, plus the Heaven and Earth Ghosts Crying and Wolf Howling Heart Method, and is mixed with the Buddhist Duobao Supreme Silent Mantra!

Specialty is to capture people's minds and is like fish on the panel, and can be slaughtered!

The blonde woman seemed to be unaffected at all. She opened her cherry mouth and her voice was like a heavenly sound, "Stupid, Stupid, Stupid!"

"You, you, you!" Bai Wuchang's scholar met a soldier and couldn't say anything. He was choked like a rooster who was grabbed by his neck. His face was red and he suffered a critical hit of 100 points!

Tietou was so angry that his face turned red when he saw his good friend being scolded. He wanted to teach this woman who was unrestrained and lacked tutoring, "Little girl, how can you curse people just by opening your mouth! The dirty word "stinky" makes such a beautiful little girl like you become vulgar and stink!"

The woman pouted her mouth and inserted her waist with a slim waist. She retorted without regard, "I haven't cursed me. I've been here for a long time, so don't mess with me. The word "silly" is not used to curse me. Once, a shiny brother wanted to penetrate me. I politely rejected him and told him the truth of being a civilized citizen. He seemed to be convinced by me. Thanks for saying "bitter," and stopped jumping in line and left with the waist of a water snake!"

As he said that, the woman paused and then said, "And there have been many touching, beautiful and memorable poems about the word "sincere", such as:

If life is just like the first time, what if the west wind is sad and painted a fan!

What it means is that if you only make a bad life once, you will not draw a fan alone in the cold west wind as if you are cutting! Oh, no, the fan is round, it is a metaphor, it should draw a circle alone in the cold west wind!”

What a heart-wrenching understanding!

There is another sentence, "You are not cheap or not, I am there, neither sad nor happy!"

What a great love this is! The poet loves this woman so much, no matter whether she is a slut or not! Only the purest and most wonderful love in the world can have such a tolerant heart!”

Hei Wuchang was not good at speaking, but was stunned by her words. He wanted to refute, but he didn't know how to speak. His face became even more rosy, like a roasted sweet potato!

At this time, Bai Wuraqiu often reacted! They were completely taken away by this woman!

This can't go on! He took out a crystal clear jade bowl from his sleeve, which contained colorless and transparent liquid!

This is the Nine-Turn Heart-Devouring Water, which is made of water transformed from the ice of hell, melted with the fire of the hell furnace, plus the first wisp of urine when the vampire bat is full of the moon, the venom of the flying centipede, the feces of the corpse-burning cockroaches, and the saliva when the virgin is in heat! It was refined in the hell furnace for forty-nine days!

Just one drop will make people feel excited and they can't help but run wildly! It's really a must-have medicine for home travel and killing people to silence!

Running around on the highway, and when you think about it, your blood will be boiling!

Bai Wuchang carefully handed the jade bowl to the woman, his face did not change and his heart did not beat. The little white face was filled with a smile, and his mouth seemed to have been smeared with honey, "Miss, I see you have been exercising for a day. This bowl of clear spring can replenish cellular moisture, make the skin whiter and shiny, and eliminate fatigue, make youth spread, and rejuvenate. Please enjoy it slowly!"

"Oh, what kind of water is this? It actually has such a effect?"

Seeing the woman seemingly suspicious, Tietou stepped forward, and the time for him to show that it was time, "This is the juice of the tree of life plus the divine water in the Yaochi on Tianshan Mountain, mixed in the golden ratio! It can cure all diseases! What are the pain in the waist and legs, neurasthenia, and people who have drunk it say it is okay! And it is very quenching, and the water molecules can be directly absorbed by the cells!"

"That's so good! I'm thirsty!" The woman seemed to believe his words, took them carelessly, raised her head and drank it all! Then she stretched her arms, closed her abdomen and raised her legs, and continued to do aerobics!

Rachel was very happy, and the soul-summoning banner appeared faintly. He was about to prepare to harvest his soul!

Time passes by minute by minute, nothing happens!

Nine-turn Heart-Devouring Water has never failed, how is this possible?

Seeing the woman jumping around, Rachel was so surprised that her mouth was about to fall off! Wait, could she be a god? This is endlessly possible. Rachel immediately denied her speculation. No god would run to the highway to dance aerobics like a mental illness!

Rachel turned her head and saw that Hei Wuchang Tie was doing aerobics with the beauty one move!

"Iron Head! What are you doing!" Rachel couldn't help but roar!

"Rachel, don't say that, this is really good to do, I feel refreshed, and my old waist disease for many years has also been relieved a lot!"

Rachel's face turned red with anger, and an angry volcano was about to erupt!

Unexpectedly, a handkerchief in the iron head pocket fell to the ground and fell to the woman's feet. Hei Wuchang was polite: "Miss, can you take a few steps back? My handkerchief fell to the ground!"

"Oh, OK!" The woman's jade feet moved lightly, moving from the middle line to a road!

Rachel's volcano was immediately covered with heavy snow. He was ecstatic. He didn't expect it to be done so simply. It seems that Tietou is useless. It really works at critical moments!

As soon as the woman took two steps back, she saw a heavy truck full of sand and whizzing past her face at a speed of 120 miles. Bai Wuchang and Hei Wuchang had no time to scream, like shells that were out of the borehole, and they flew up, passing through the billboard next to the road, and roared and fell to the ground full of thorns!

This time I fell so badly!

The two ghosts had 365 bones on their bodies, and 364 pieces were broken, leaving only a piece of cartilage, and they almost went to see their boss, King of Hell.

The woman was startled by the sudden car accident. She was as quick as antelope to pass through the traffic, cross the fence, and looked at the two ghosts who were unconscious on the ground, and felt a sense of responsibility arises!
Chapter completed!
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