Chapter 35: Goddess of Fortune: Companion
But she really doesn't know how to save people. By the way, it's not often played in movies. If you pour a basin of water on a coma, you will wake up immediately! The woman did the same.
Hei Bai Wuchang stood up with a trembling spirit, jumping straight up in place!
This trick really works, the movie will definitely not deceive me!
It's really better than any special medicine!
But Bai Wuchang was simply moody. Not only did he not be grateful to the woman who woke him up, he stared at him and shouted in resentment: "What are you going to do!"
What else can you do! Aren’t you saving someone?
The woman was frightened, as if she was wronged, and stood aside with a weak look. Li Huahua said, "Why are you yelling? I just want to wake you two up!"
"But sister! Are you using boiling hot water?" Bai Wuchang roared with a sad face! Their bodies were steaming hot and smoke, like clouds and mist, no, like two roasted suckling pigs!
The woman's face turned red and she said shyly, "Please don't care about these details. Didn't I wake you up?"
She changed the topic, "Thank you so much. I was hit by a truck to save me!"
Rachel's mouth was full of bitterness!
"You are the best people in the world!" the woman continued to praise!
Praise two evil spirits as good people, just like telling someone that you are an unforgivable bad guy with one effect!
Hei and Bai Wuchang vomited blood in anger!
"I, I'll fight with you!" Bai Wuchang and Rachel, full of righteous indignation, limped towards the woman!
Tietou hurriedly stopped him, "Rachel, we can't do this!"
Yes, they really can't do this!
They are the most evil male ghosts who stand tall and upright, the highest institution of hell, and the top students in Hell University. If it is spread, the two ghosts will jointly bully a beautiful woman. Not only will they not be able to deal with it, but they will end up with injuries all over their bodies. They should not be stuck in hell, and simply throw themselves into the reincarnation pool to avoid making people laugh!
But, can’t you afford to be offended?
"I, let's go!" Rachel said and turned around and left. He never wanted to see this sad woman again!
But the woman didn't leave, but instead stuck to them like a candy, following them all the time.
"What are you doing with us?" Hei Wuchang Tietou is an honest man. He usually doesn't say a word, but it's terrible to be angry. His face, which was as dark as carbon, is now red!
"What am I not doing? I am just walking my own way, just exactly the same as you!" The woman asked back without regard!
"You, you!" Hei Wuchang was a scholar who met a soldier, and he couldn't tell whether he was polite!
The woman is proud of her victory!
When Bai Wuchang saw that his good partner with a bad head was fooled, he felt dissatisfied and bared his teeth and showed a fierce look on his face. He wanted to scare this annoying little girl and make her afraid to turn off the lights and sleep at night, and dare not go to the toilet alone:
"Hehe, little girl, we are not good people? He is just a black charcoal head, but his heart is darker than his head. Seeing my face is cold, but my heart is colder than his face. So late, go home quickly. We are the evil people who specialize in trafficking women! The devil who eats people! The devil who rapes Yin women!"
The woman was not afraid at all, straightened her chest and said righteously: "No bad guy admits that he is a bad guy, only good people will say that, you must have any last resort! Isn't it? You saved my life and must be very kind-hearted!"
What? He was scolded for being kind-hearted again. Bai Wuchang's anger suddenly fluttered red, and he frightened viciously: "Miss, you are wrong now. We are born to be demons! Demons who specialize in seducing people's souls!"
"I, I'm not afraid!" The woman suddenly lowered her head, pinched the corner of her clothes, her face turned slightly red, and her voice was almost too small to hear.
"But you saved my life, and everyone in the movie says you want to promise me!"
Bai Wuchang and Rachel instantly petrified!
Promise with your body! Promise with your body! These four words keep wandering in Bai Wuchang's mind like a spell, and the originally calm heart also roars!
When he saw the shy woman in front of him, he suddenly felt that she was not so disgusting. Instead, he found that she was very beautiful and even a little cute!
This was probably the first time in his life, and some people said they wanted to marry him!
All this came too suddenly, and his brain roared, as if countless wild beasts were roaring by! In the four hundred years of college, he had no choice but to have a crush on others and never dared to confess his love!
Who knows the depression in this?
At this moment, there was a girl who took the initiative to confess her love. He didn't know what to do for a moment, and stood there in a daze!
Hei Wuchang was a lump of wood that didn't understand the charm. He leaned into Rachel's ear and whispered: "Look at me to teach her a lesson and blow her away!"
"Don't, get hurt her" Rachel suddenly spoke!
Tietou couldn't believe his ears. He was about to die just now, but why did he make a 180-degree turn in the blink of an eye?
"Don't worry, I'm just scaring her!" As he said that, he staggered forward a few steps, suddenly showing his long tongue, his face was ferocious, and he laughed to the sky. With the most terrifying expression he could make, he said gloomyly:
"We are not humans, but actually ghosts, and the black and white impermanence that specializes in seducing people's souls!"
"Ah, so awesome, so awesome! He actually has such a long tongue! It's not fake, right?" The woman was not afraid, but was so curious that she grabbed Hei Wuchang's tongue with one hand and pulled it hard!
Hei Wuchang jumped high in pain!
Bai Wuchang then woke up, shook his head vigorously, and drove away the wind in his mind!
Looking at the woman who was laughing so much that she was so happy, he couldn't help but think in his heart,
This is not an idiot, no matter what, he is definitely not a normal person!
He gave Tietou a look, and the other party immediately understood! The two ghosts rose up in the air at the same time and decided to play with this burden!
When the woman saw that the other party was about to run away, the woman was anxious and quickly put her hands beside her mouth, roaring at the two people in the air in a trumpet shape, "Hey, don't leave, I know where people often die!"
Hei and Bai Wuchang fell down again after hearing this!
When they first entered the workplace, they didn't know where the road was. They took many detours and urgently needed a local guide. Although this crazy woman in front was not the best candidate, she was the only choice now!
And it seems that she has a good understanding of the environment in Maple Leaf City! This is exactly what they lack!
"Be serious?" Bai Wuchang couldn't wait. He hadn't caught a soul for such a long time. His performance this month will probably be the last, which is something that he, a top student in a prestigious university, cannot tolerate!
As the golden phoenix that finally flew out of the countryside, pride is the only thing he has!
The woman nodded vigorously!
"Tell me, just treat it as the reward for the two of us saving you!" Bai Wuchang did not drag on the ground.
"But you two have to let me get involved!" The woman's eyes rolled and she put forward the conditions!
Hei Wuchang's eyebrows were twisted into eight characters, and he was very unhappy to be with this woman!
Bai Wuchang touched Hei Wuchang with his shoulder, opened his mouth and said, "Absolutely no problem, warm welcome!"
He, a guy who is full of train running, never counts on his words!
Only gentlemen can be trustworthy. They are not, not even villains, but two ghosts! They are ghosts who speak human words when they see people, and ghosts when they see ghosts!
Doing things to the end, sending Buddha to the West, Rachel took the initiative to extend her hand, "I know, I am Bai Wuchang Rachel, he is Black Wuchang's iron head!"
"My name is Benshaba!" Benshaba also stretched out his white and tender little hand and smiled sly!
"Why are you smiling?" Tietou suddenly felt chill all over and couldn't help asking!
"I never had friends, now I have them, so I'm so happy!"
Bensaba said as she suddenly looked up at the towering building and said seriously
"As a friend, I will give you a piece of advice, it's best to stay away from downstairs?"
"Why?" Bai Wuchang was very puzzled. Why did the other party suddenly come and say this! It was simply puzzling!
"It would be bad if it was hit by something falling from the building!"
Bensaba's serious expression made Bai Wuchang amused!
What an interesting little girl. Bai Wuchang burst into tears. He stood downstairs and said proudly: "This is impossible. Little girl, I tell you, we must believe in science. I am an expert in studying probability. My paper "On the Probability of Abnormal Death" published in the Journal of Hell discusses this issue, and won the Best Paper Award. This probability is one thousandth less than being struck by lightning! And our luck has always been very good, and this kind of thing will never be posted~!" Before he finished speaking, a safe fell from the roof of the building with a clang, and a loud bang" smashed the black and white Wuchang directly into the ground! The two of them were exposed to the outside and twitched like grasshoppers.
"How, maybe, where, came from, safe! This is unscientific!"
The place Bensaba proposed is the Moon Bridge on the White River!
As the name suggests, the Moon Watching Bridge is a good place to enjoy the moon. People who watch the moon often think of their hometown. There are always some people who are not doing well. The distant and low bells of Chongshan Temple on the shore are heard in their ears. They think of struggling alone in a foreign land, experiencing ups and downs, but they can’t see hope! Some people become tired and jump down directly!
As more people commit suicide, Wangyue Bridge becomes more famous, and more people commit suicide here. In the end, even the bell of Chongshan Temple stopped, but people still couldn't stop their enthusiasm!
According to incomplete statistics, more than 50 people jump from the bridge to commit suicide every year!
The monks in the temple are compassionate and send people to patrol the bridge every day. They are 365 days a year and twenty-four hours a day. No matter how rain and snow are, they have saved countless people!
Chapter completed!