It was an ordinary afternoon in mid-September, and the weather was getting cooler at this time. The air temperature was very suitable, neither cold nor hot, and occasionally a little cool autumn wind would blow.

The weather today is a bit bad. The layers of dark clouds cover this poor city. The dark clouds look like they are about to rain or not, which makes people feel a little annoyed.

Qi Ji swam around in the swimming pool of the small manor in Ivan's mansion, although he would choke on the boss's sip of water every time.

Russell was sitting by the swimming pool washing his feet. At this time, Qi Ji was swimming in front of him. He accidentally choked on the water.

"Huh, partner, it's time to change the water in this swimming pool. This is no longer the smell of chlorine water." Qi Ji grabbed the edge of the swimming pool and sat up with a little force, then picked up the towel beside the swimming pool and wiped his face.

"Partner, that's my foot cloth. Forget it, since you've used it, let's change the topic. I have an idea," Russell stroked his wet bangs, "Let me join the Thunder Agents, you see, when I was in school, my abilities have improved again! My strength is enough now!"

"No, no, no," Qi Ji shook his head, then took the towel to wipe his armpits, "Do you know, the only benefit of disfigurement is that I have free hair removal from my body,

However, there is no room for discussion about what you said, and the conditions between us will not change. We will consider joining us when you become an adult... After all, we do the dirtiest and tiring work, and it is not suitable for minors to do it. Don't forget what the mechanical arm cable said to you."

"But... But Ivan is the ordinary employee! Why aren't I?!"

"My little Ivan, you may not know?" Qi Ji approached Russell mysteriously, "He is a prince."

After hearing this, Russell rolled his eyes, then jumped into the swimming pool, splashing water more than three meters high.

"Great, Russell, you reminded me of the Philippine Soul Diving Team, what should you call it? American Soul Deep Water Nuclear Bomb?"

Just as Qi Ji was about to continue mocking, he suddenly saw a line of white bold characters appearing in front of him, and the fucking Chinese is still in Chinese.

Qi Ji half opened his mouth and looked at the line in front of him: "Damn! Russell, can you see it? What the hell is this?"

"What? Are you going to laugh at me for being a deep water nuclear bomb again?" Russell poked his head out of the water and looked at Qi Ji.

"This!" Qi Ji pointed to the line of words in front of him, and Russell in the water shook his head speechlessly and continued to swim.

"Oh, damn, Deadpool can see damn words...what does this mean?" Qi Ji narrowed his eyes and began to study the familiar lines of words in front of him. "This means Deadpool broke through another wall. What should this be called? The fifth wall?"

‘The protagonist is too ugly and has no sense of substitution.’

Qi Ji, who looked at this line of words, began to twitch inexplicably, and then he looked around: "Damn, who is the protagonist? Come out and die! I can't stand a person who is not handsome and becomes the protagonist! Because he is not handsome and does not deserve to become the protagonist!

Just like me, because I was so handsome, Marvel filmed two "Deadpool" alone. Like Star Lord and their team are not good, so they filmed together. But Gamora is very beautiful... Come on, you can't deny my handsomeness, and my smart brain."

At this time, another line of words appeared in front of him:

'You are Qiji, not Deadpool, why are you the same as Deadpool?'

Qi Ji reached out and touched the two words, and the words instantly turned into smoke and dissipated.

"Damn, I must have had a lot of fun with Ivan Driver last night, a damn hallucination." After Qi Ji said that, he stood up and walked towards the mansion. After just two steps, he saw another line of words appear in front of him.

‘Ugly than the protagonist’

Qi Ji reached out and patted the text and walked straight into the living room. As a result, three rows of text appeared again-

‘I’m so disgusted with nonsense.’

‘That too much talk makes me feel a headache.’

‘Gay is so angry that he abandoned it.’

"Are you talking about Eddie?" Qi Ji asked, pointing to the three rows of words, "Hey! You are not allowed to say Eddie that!"

Qi Ji walked through these three rows of text directly, and then sat on the sofa in the living room. At this time, he saw the good guy card hanging on the wall. At this time, three lines of text appeared around the good guy card-

‘I ask you why you want to save the Koreans? They all spit at you, why don’t you kill them all? Virgin Mary, vain.”

‘I have been lying to the point of being a pussy before killing someone for too long, and the tricks of cursing people are not novel and have no interest at all.’

‘When did you start to die from talking too much?’

"Hey! Bastards! If you still want to continue shaking in front of me, I swear I will crawl along the net line to find you, and then put on pointed boots to kick your ass! I promise every time it will be ten red rings!

Remember Jin Bing?! I will deal with you like Jin Bing! Do you want to experience the feeling of being touched every day?!”

‘The protagonist is a dead bisexual’

‘Bi-way plug’

After seeing these two lines of words, Qi Ji hugged his head: "Sigh! How can you spread rumors? When did the red tank get stuck in someone else? You are spreading rumors! If it were you, you wouldn't say that! Absolutely no! No one thinks that other people's butts are easy to touch, right?"

At this time another line of words appeared—

‘Qiji’s mouth cannon is purely in water, meaningless, super water.’

After seeing this line of words, Qi Ji jumped up suddenly: "Damn it! Do you want to compete with me for sword techniques?! Don't you be joking about my personality! You are attacking yourself!"

‘There are few readers who like chatterboxes, and few readers who like American humor, and the patience of your book is slowly disappearing.’

"Oh damn! Are you saying that you can represent everyone's omniscient and Almighty? Mr. Mouth can now spray you doubt your life!!!"

"Wade? Partner?"

At this moment, a hazy sound suddenly sounded from the ceiling, and Qi Ji suddenly raised his head: "I swear I'll find these damn bastards, but before that, I wonder why Russell's voice appeared on the ceiling!"

The next second Qi Ji spitted out a mouthful of water from the swimming pool and opened his eyes. Russell was opening his mouth to prepare for artificial respiration for him.

Qi Ji was so scared that he quickly kicked Russell, who was 200 pounds, into the swimming pool.

"Damn it, it turned out to be a nightmare..." Qi Ji took a deep breath and stood up, "It was all the damn author who made it... wait for me..."

On a dark and windy night, Ming Yueshen, who was working hard in front of the computer, looked like a certain Peng Yuyan who was inconvenient to name, suddenly felt a palpitation. When he turned around, he saw a man wearing a red tights.

Before Ming Yueshen could say anything, the guy's hand covered his mouth, and the next second...

Ming Yueshen’s butt was touched!!!

At this time, Ming Yueshen's smile suddenly became weird and cunning. At this moment, Ming Yueshen's handsome face suddenly began to twist and rot, and finally turned into a disfigured face like Qi Ji.

He wore a brown and black top hat and a red and green striped sweater, and his right hand was still sharp steel claws...

"Oh, damn, why do you have a mirror on your face?" Qi Ji was so scared that he quickly stepped back. "I have to admit that sometimes when I get up to go to the bathroom at night, I feel scared when I see the mirror, but it's the first time I'm so scared."

At this time, the 'Ming Yueshen' slowly stood up: "Welcome to Freddy's world, Spider-Man."

"Hey, you are not allowed to insult Deadpool, are you pretending to be so? Why do you say that?"

"Damn it, okay, shut up, I'm creating suspense! Damn bastard, I'll kill you now."

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, so can I sign an autograph on your neck before this?" After Qi Ji said that, he suddenly touched the samurai sword behind him and slashed at Freddy. Freddy laughed strangely and was split into two by Qi Ji.

After a moment, the whole world began to twist, and Qi Ji looked around in confusion...
Chapter completed!