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Chapter 128: Dear friend

Qi Ji walked slowly in the familiar villa, everything here was exactly the same until he came to his and Ivan's bedroom.

He saw Ivan sitting on the bed with his back to himself.

"Ivan Driver! Hey, what are you doing?" Qi Ji walked up and patted Ivan's back.

At this time, "Ivan" slowly turned his head... He was not Ivan, he was Freddy!

"Hahaha! Go and die Spider-Man!" Freddy roared and stabbed Qi Ji with the claw of his right hand. Qi Ji beat Freddy on the face with a heavy punch. Freddy screamed in pain and fell to the ground.

Then Qi Ji stepped on his shriveled chest: "Freddy, man, am I dreaming now?"

"Oh, it seems that you are indeed different from those ordinary children. I really want to see the face under your mask... Hahaha, I will use my paws to scratch him... and then dismantle your limbs bit by bit, let you look at your limbs, and gradually die in pain due to excessive blood loss!"

"It's so cruel, but it sounds great, but you don't know how to do it." Qi Ji squatted down and pinched Freddy's wrinkled face, "What's going on your face? Why is it so disgusting? I'm so handsome in comparison. Do you know what you look like?

It's like a pink avocado fucking another pink avocado. Those who don't know think you are a damn pink rotten potato, and then this damn pink rotten potato rolled a few times in the damn pink septic tank. After finally climbing ashore, he was insulted by two ugly oranges and a snakeskin fruit."

"It seems that you have a lot of damn adjectives, you damn stupid big guy in red clothes!" After Freddy said that, he suddenly swept over Qi Ji's legs with his claws. Looking at the five terrifying holes that broke on his legs, Qi Ji gasped!

But it's not because of the pain.

"You actually broke my uniform!" Qi Ji said and pressed Freddy who wanted to stand up and began to beat him up.

"Oye! That's it, that's it! Use force more! Don't stop!!!"

Freddy, who was pressed to the ground and was beaten, was beaten with blood all over his face, but she was still yelling to ask Qi Ji to continue beating him.

"Do you know, I don't like to abuse others. I'm usually more straightforward, but how can I leave this world?" Qi Ji said, taking out his pistol and pressing it on Freddy's chin, "Although I don't remember how I came to this world."

"Hehehe...you can never get out because you are in my world now!"

"Are your lines so good?" Qi Ji pulled the trigger, and Freddy's head exploded with a bang.

Then Qi Ji stood up straight and began to look into the room.

The next second he suddenly sat up straight...

He was on the sofa in the living room. He took a deep breath and looked at the TV. The black and white version of Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck were playing on the TV. The red tank was sitting cross-legged on the ground, trying to wear embroidery.

Russell was holding a piece of cake and eating it in big mouthfuls, while Eddie was playing mobile games...

"Wake up?" Russell looked at Qi Ji.

"That's not, I dreamed of a damn disfigured face. He looked like a damn pink sour." Qi Ji said as he reached out to take off his mask. The next second he saw Russell, Eddie, and Red Tank staring at him...

"Hey, I know that my charm is very high, but being watched by you like this will make me feel uncomfortable. Why not do this? Let's play role-playing, how about I play the lonely little girl?"

At this time, Russell and the other two began to twist and melt, and Qi Ji was the only one left in the huge living room.

He buckled his head and looked back and forth: "Freddy, so am I still in my dream? Have you ever watched "Inception"? Every time you enter a deeper dream, time passes slowly, and the deeper the dream is more dangerous, so can you tell me why you become so ugly? It's the first time I've met a guy who is even ugly than me."

"You are not allowed to... comment on my appearance! I will now pinch your soul into shit and tear it apart!" Freddy suddenly stretched out his hands from under the floor and grabbed Qi Ji's legs.

Qi Ji looked at Freddy in surprise: "How did you do it! You can actually swim in the floor! This must be cool! Can you teach me?"

Freddy was stunned. This was the first time he was praised for being cool: "Oh, that's it... Actually, this is in a dream, so I can swim at will..."

"Cool." Qi Ji pointed the gun at Freddy.

"No," Freddy said, and her head blossomed again.

Qi Ji woke up with a breath of cold air again. He found himself lying next to the swimming pool. Russell sat next to the swimming pool to wash his feet. When he saw Qi Ji woke up, he smiled and waved at Qi Ji: "Are you awake?"

"Hey, you idiot Freddy, am I still in my dreams? What did you say just now? Are you going to turn me into shit and tear it apart? Oh, forgive me, that picture is so beautiful that I can't imagine."

Russell smiled evilly: "Wade Wilson, I don't know why I can't spy on your brain. Tsk tsk, it's very interesting. It seems that your brain is as annoying as your mouth, but I can show these scenes and people in your dreams that you know what you are afraid of."

"What are you afraid of?" Qi Ji touched his crotch, but fortunately, he was still there, and he was still so strong.

At this time, Russell's right hand turned into a steel claw, and then he inserted the steel claw into his own neck, cutting his neck a little bit by bit!!!

"No!!!!" Qi Ji roared and pounced on him, "You can't dirty the water in the swimming pool!"

Russell, who cut half of his neck, looked at Qi Ji in shock: "Is this what you should worry about?!"

"Oh, no, of course not." Qi Ji's expression became calmer. "If you want to threaten me with death, you would be too vulgar. Death is very ambiguous with me now."

"Volume?! I am an extremely smart murder artist!!! I will kill you little by little, let you experience the ultimate pain that life can bring to you, and I will make you regret coming to my world!" As Russell spoke, his body began to burn, his skin gradually burned, and his expression became more and more ferocious.

"Wow, it's so terrible." After Qi Ji said that, he picked up a samurai sword, "Look at Freddy."

"What are you going to do?"

After saying that, Qi Ji used this samurai knife to cut his throat, and the bright red blood squirted Freddy's face: "It seems like anyone can't speak."

Freddy:...

...

On a scenic mountain trail, two people with ugly disfigured faces sat on the bench next to the trail with two bottles of beer.

"Like-minded, this is like-minded, Mr. Wade, I am God in this world, and you are God in the ordinary world, I wish you one." Freddy and Qiji touched the wine bottle,

"The main thing is that the two of us look very brotherly... So you said that the adjectives you used to evaluate me as my appearance are the damn ordinary people's evaluation of you?"

"That's right, I just finally met a friend who has a personality more than me, respect you." Qi Ji and Freddy touched the bottle again. Freddy, who was about to drink, suddenly realized something, and then frowned and looked at Qi Ji.

"Man, do you believe we are in a novel?" Qi Ji said, tilting his head and taking a sip of beer. "Damn it, that dream really made me feel a little disgusted. I mean the first one, a lot of words floating around me."

Freddy shrugged: "A man lives for a lifetime, man, he has to go through the danger, touch the softness, touch the mystery, and reject the ordinary. Only after experiencing these things will you discover the most precious things. Whether in dreams or in reality, everything is not illusory, everything is real."

"Wow," Qi Ji looked at Freddy in disbelief, "Can you even say such philosophical words?"

"I have been a damn monster for decades after my deal with the devil. I am killing people every day! I watch everyone screaming in front of me, helpless screaming in front of me! This is all experience, and I believe everything is true."

"Bulfrog, bullfrog." Qi Ji and Freddy touched the wine bottle again, "So when did I come to this world?"

Freddy shook her head after taking a sip of beer: "As far as I know you came suddenly, but I have never seen you in the real world Elm Street... But what is your outfit for? Are you a superhero?"

Qi Ji shook his head: "I am the pink underwear of the damn evil super villain Fat Mom."

Freddy nodded with satisfaction: "Wade, I think we can join forces, we will definitely be the most powerful combination in the world. You are responsible for killing people in reality, and I am killing people in dreams!"
Chapter completed!
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