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Chapter 277 The Chicken That Lays Eggs

Li Ronghua woke up leisurely and saw that she had failed to commit suicide, she said with a sad look on her face, "How do you save me?" Let me die."

I said to girl, no, Mrs. Li, a person lives for a lifetime, and a tree is in full bloom. It is better to live without a chance than to die. If you have something to grit your teeth and get through it, how can you find a life? The cliff is so high that it falls and breaks your body, what should I do?

Li Ronghua said I wasn’t afraid of death, but I was still afraid of this?

Zhang Youqian also advised, "It's nothing to die, but have you ever thought about it. If your face falls off and hits the ground first, then even if you find a tailor with the best skills, you will not be able to restore your beautiful face."

I knocked on Zhang Youqian and said, "How can I not be poor?" Everyone is like this and I am still in a joking mood. If that is true, this is not a matter of finding a tailor. Brother Changling, you are trying to persuade her."

Li Changling sighed, if I were the daughter-in-law of Dao Grandma Diao, I probably wouldn't want to live anymore.

Zhang Youqian said that first of all, you have to be a woman.

Li Ronghua was not dead. After we comforted her for a few words, she started crying, like a pear blossom with rain, feeling full of grievances.

She said, my father-in-law died early and his husband was cowardly. I married to the Li family at the age of twelve, and made cattle and horses for the Li family. Every day before dawn, I get up and cook and bring the food to my mother-in-law's room. But for so many years, my mother-in-law has never had a good face. If I cook, she would say she would eat meat; if I cook meat, she would drink porridge. If I add too much salt, she would say salty, and if I add too much sugar, she would say sweet, and she would pick me everywhere. If I don't like it, I would punch and kick me. Look, I have scars everywhere.

After saying that, Li Ronghua was about to roll up her sleeves and show it to us.

I hurriedly said, I believe, I believe.

Zhang Youqian said no, take it off and show it to us.

Plop!

Zhang Youqian was kicked into the sea by Li Changling. Zhang Youqian climbed up and used his skills to dry his clothes while cursing, Li Changling, you despicable villain, you actually attacked me. Li Changling turned around and was too lazy to pay attention to him. Zhang Youqian could not beat Li Changling, so he had to give up after scolding.

Li Ronghua found the listener and opened up the conversation all at once, revealing the grievances that had been accumulated over the years.

She said, after all, her mother-in-law just disliked me for not giving birth to a grandson for her. Alas, I'll die!

Even though she said that, Li Ronghua felt much more relieved after she spoke up, and she didn't want to seek death like this just now. She actually wanted us to comfort her or recognize her, and then said that Dao Grandma is not. From a psychological point of view, this is called finding a sense of psychological identity.

Zhang Youqian said that seeking death cannot solve the problem. If you think so, if you really die, your husband will continue to have another daughter-in-law in the future. If you don’t die, you will be considered accumulating virtue and doing good deeds.

As soon as this statement was spoken, Li Ronghua immediately stopped and said to Zhang Youqian, "Why are you talking? Is there such a comforting person?"

Zhang Youqian laughed, look, are you angry? If you are angry, you will not seek death if you are angry.

I secretly praised in my heart that although Zhang Youqian was a little poor, he still had a good deal with such a young woman. After some jokes, although Li Rong's heart was not opened, it was much better, unlike at the beginning, he looked completely disappointed.

Li Changling said, in this way, the three of us will send you back and have a good talk with Grandma Diao.

At this moment, the sun was already rising, and the four of them came to Langya Village at the foot of the mountain and arrived at Grandma Diao's house.

Li Ronghua reluctantly stepped forward and knocked on the door and said, "Mother-in-law, I'm back."

Grandma Diao came out and saw the three of us, her face immediately darkened and said: OK, Li Ronghua, I asked you to dig three eggs up the mountain, why did you bring me three men back? It would be fine if you hook up with a wild man outside, but why did you bring him home? Do you want the Three Obediences and Four Virtues?

Li Changling said, Grandma Diao!

Grandma Diao said, shut up, Li Dengyun, come out quickly!

As soon as he finished speaking, a thin and pale man walked out. It should be Li Ronghua's husband Li Dengyun. He said, "Mom, call me."

Grandma Diao said, go to the garden at the door to see if the rapeseed planted is green?

Li Dengyun wondered, how could the seeds that were just planted yesterday be so fast?

Grandma Diao sneered, afraid that the rapeseed in the garden would not be green, and the top of your head would be green.

Zhang Youqian raised his head, looked at the roof of the Li family, and said to himself, "Do you think this house is a bit crooked?" Is it the legendary upper beam not straight and lower beam is crooked?"

Grandma Diao looked unhappy, boy, do you think you are a guest of Langya Pavilion, so you can’t move you if you are old?

Li Changling said, "Okay, mother-in-law, Dengyun's wife couldn't think about it today and jumped off the Langya Terrace. Fortunately, we were rescued...

When Grandma Diao heard this, she said angrily, "What, do you want to die?" Li Ronghua was so scared that her face turned pale when she was sniffed by Grandma Diao. Grandma Diao, I didn't. She accidentally slipped and fell down. Grandma Diao hummed, why are you still standing there? Why don't you cook quickly? You have to starve to death.

Li Ronghuadao, do you want to eat noodles, pancakes, or buns?

Grandma Diao said, eat pancakes.

So do you want to eat it completely cooked? It is 70% cooked or 30% cooked?

Five points of cooked.

So do you want something sweet, salty, or sucky?

On the way here, Li Ronghua told us that just cooking breakfast, grandma Diao can pick up a lot of problems. Zhang Youqian suggested that next time she cooked, she would ask clearly. Then she would not be able to find a reason and would not get angry with you.

Sure enough, Grandma Diao's face looked a little ugly. She deliberately made things difficult for Li Ronghua. It seemed that she wanted to find an opportunity to get angry and beat her up. She said with a cold face, it looked sweet, smelled salty, and tasted terrible.

Li Ronghua nodded, then made it into a sugar triangle shape, apply some salt on the outside, and put salty duck eggs on the inside.

After saying this, Grandma Diao wanted to make things difficult for her, but Li Ronghua became more careful and asked clearly, so Grandma Diao was furious and slapped her in the face.

Li Ronghua's tears immediately flowed down her face and said, "Mother-in-law, why are you beating your daughter-in-law?"

Grandma Diao said angrily, you can’t give birth to a son!

I sighed in my heart that these days, it has become an original sin that cannot give birth to a son. Zhang Youqian said, "If you have something to say, don't touch me." Dao's mother-in-law scolded, "I'm teaching my daughter-in-law a lesson. When will it be your turn to talk too much?" Li Dengyun, do you say I beat your wife, is it reasonable?"

Li Dengyun hurriedly said, "It makes sense, my mother taught her a lesson very well."

Li Dengyun's fear of Dao's mother-in-law is no less than his wife. He is cowardly and obeys his mother's orders. In the Ming Dynasty, families like theirs, their mothers were too strong, and generally speaking, their sons would become cowardly, which almost became a common example.

Grandma Diao was angry and pointed at Li Ronghua and said: People who eat a chicken a year of crumbs and know how to lay 200 eggs. You can't even lay an egg after eating white rice from Diao family for six years. I said, "Old lady, this is your wrong thing. You can't blame your daughter-in-law for having a boy or a girl. This thing is decided by the man. This is scientific.

Grandma Diao looked at me and said coldly, "You tell me the scientific reason?" Okay, I'll argue with you. The human body has twenty-three pairs of chromosomes, among which the determiner is the xy chromosome. If it is the xy chromosome, it is a boy. If it is the yy chromosome, it is a girl. Dengyun provides the x and y chromosomes, and the rest depends on which little bitch chooses. You even told me that it is a man who has the final say?

I was speechless and poked Zhang Youqian. You said a few words.

Zhang Youqian looked innocent. Such a profound theory has exceeded my cognition, but it sounds very reasonable.

Grandma Diao snorted coldly, I am the one who has entered Langya Pavilion to read books.

Zhang Youqian praised, then what you are reading must be "The Mystery of the Human Body".

Grandma Diao ignored him and said to Li Ronghua, why are you standing there? Why don’t you go to cook?

Zhang Youqian also advised, don’t take your mother-in-law to heart when you get angry. Think about it, you are only eighteen this year, and your mother-in-law is almost fifty years old. She has been jumping around for a few years. If you hold it for a few years, you will be a mess. You are not kneading your dough husband in your hand? Not to mention buns and pancakes, you are just made into meat buns. With your years of experience in fighting, it’s still a matter of no matter how many minutes you do.

Li Ronghua thought about it and it seemed that this was the reason. Don’t worry, I will never seek death again. I will live well, one meal and three bowls of rice.

Grandma Diao said that our Li family doesn’t raise chickens that cannot be raised. Dengyun, Cuihua at the west end of the village has big breasts and big butts. She looks like she is easy to raise and she also makes sauerkraut. I think it really doesn’t work, so I will marry her home and be a second wife.

Li Dengyun looked unwilling, mom, Cuihua is more than 180 pounds, like a wolf or a tiger, and as strong as a cow. With my small body, I am afraid that I can't withstand her ravages. Why don't I press me into a photo?

I watched from the side. The family of Diao's mother-in-law was mainly based on her. The daughter-in-law was angry and her son had no temper. The crux of the problem was that the daughter-in-law could not give birth to a son. The Langya Pavilion competition was about to compete at noon. I was still worried about how to deal with her. Suddenly, an inspiration appeared and I had an idea in my heart.

It is difficult for honest officials to make up for family matters, let alone outsiders? The three of them quarreled and messed up, and we had no intention of getting involved, so they said goodbye. Along the way, they saw that I didn’t say anything, and asked, “What are you thinking? I asked Li Changling, Brother Li, is there a pharmacy in our Langya Pavilion?

Li Changling said proudly, do you know what our Langya Pavilion is known for? It is rare and strange grass, spiritual beasts and birds, as long as you can name it, we have it here.

Zhang Youqian said you are too bragging. Then I'll get two pounds of uranium and get an original bullet. What kind of tricked grandma and grandma Li will kill them all.

I said, don't make jokes, I have a serious business, and there are less than two hours left. Whether the competition will be in the afternoon will be the finals. As I said that, I picked up my pen and wrote a prescription, asking Li Changling to help prepare.

Zhang Youqian asked what it is for?

I smiled and said, you will know then.

It was noon that Li Changling rushed over and handed me a medicine bag, saying that the things on your prescription were almost complete, but there was still a medicine introduction, which might be a bit troublesome.

I'll think of a solution then.

The three of them didn't even have lunch and came to Langya Terrace.

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