Chapter 278 The Secret Recipe for Childbirth
There were crowds of people on Langya Terrace. In order to make this competition seem fair, fair and open, Zhong Changsheng notified everyone in Langya Pavilion and Langya Village to watch the battle yesterday.
At first, most villagers were unwilling to come because it was the busy farming season to plant rice. It was far better to collect three or five dou of rice when watching a fight. Until Zhong Changsheng said that those who came to watch the battle could be exempted from 30% of the rent. When everyone heard this, they immediately felt energetic. There were so many people left, which made Langya Terrace so crowded.
The three of them came to the stadium and someone prepared a life and death document and a disclaimer for us to sign. Although it was just a competition, if someone really wanted to kill him and was desperate and found him after he died, it would be a problem.
Just sign a life and death certificate, and life and death are destined to be rich and noble in heaven.
After receiving the license plate, the three of us came to the sidelines to rest. Zhang Youqian was extremely dissatisfied with the event arrangement. The game was not allowed to take a lunch break at noon, which killed him.
He said to the guy, I'll tell you one thing. Can I not eat or drink for a month, and then kill a tiger with bare hands, do you believe it?
The guy said, I don't believe it.
If you don’t believe me, why don’t you prepare some food?
The guy on the sideline said, you just have a fight. We have been busy in the morning until now, and we haven't even had time to drink water.
At this time, someone brought tea and a plate of pastry to Zhao Yu, who was sitting opposite him. Zhang Youqian saw it and protested and said to Zhao Yu, "Why do you have food, we will go hungry?" The event organizer treated the differently, and I was not convinced!"
Zhao Yu smiled and said, I am a distinguished guest of Langya Pavilion, and I have some special treatment, which is normal.
Zhang Youqian flashed to Zhao Yu's table, reached out and grabbed a piece of pastry and stuffed it into his mouth. Zhao Yu said, "It's a thief, but he took it without complaints. Captain Zhang Da, you are a law enforcement officer, you know that the law is violated and the crime is higher than the top.
Zhang Youqian's mouth was full of food at this moment. After hearing what Zhao Yu said, he sprayed the pastry on the plate, splashing the table all over, which was in a mess. He nodded, Mr. Zhao, you are right, sorry, I will give it to you again. Fortunately, I only ate one piece, I wish you a happy meal!
After saying that, he turned around and returned to us.
Zhao Yu's face turned pale, but due to his identity, he had no way to get angry. He had to snort coldly and ordered someone to take the pastry down. The man said, Mr. Zhao, I'll bring you another plate. Zhao Yu said coldly, no appetite anymore
Zhang Youqian clapped his hands, and felt extremely happy, and smiled happily. Lao Su and Lao Li, you see so many people coming to watch the game. It seems that we are quite popular in Langya Pavilion. I wonder if the people in Langya Pavilion have opened a quotation for this competition, I can't wait.
At this time, two people were chatting behind him, and one person said, "Old Liu, you said, Master Zhong promised to meet us for 30% of the rice. How credible is this?
Another person said, I was not sure. Master Zhong said this so many times a year. Sometimes he fulfilled it, sometimes he cheated on it. I don’t know if he should believe it. I heard that your bitch had three baby kids yesterday. My Aqing likes dogs, can you give me one?
Alas, you said it earlier. All three cubs have promised to give it to someone. This kind of broken competition is a waste of time. I quickly finished the battle. There is still half acre of paddy fields at the foot of my mountain without transplanting rice.
Zhang Youqian obviously heard the conversation between the two, and his expression was a little weird. Li Changling and I smiled without saying a word.
Ding Ding Ding.
The gong sounded three times, Zhong Changsheng entered the venue, and everyone shouted, "Hello, Lord Zhong!" The one who shouted the most were the two men behind him.
The host said, before the competition, first ask the head of the Langya Pavilion Zhong Pavilion to speak!
Zhong Changsheng was wearing a festive red robe and said to everyone in the venue, "Good noon, fellow villagers, heroes, good noon. On this day when flowers bloom and all things are reviving, our Langya Pavilion ushered in the first Langya Cup Martial Arts Competition. First of all, on behalf of the Langya Pavilion Presbyterian Church, I would like to express my sincere gratitude to you for your arrival!
Zhong Changsheng began to write a long story again, talking about the general trend of the world and the loss of cattle by Mr. Li’s family from the dispute between the court and Widow Li’s stole man. His speech was endless, not to mention four or six.
I asked Li Changling, your master didn't seem to have so much nonsense before.
Li Changling smiled bitterly. Since he hired a consultant named McKinsey last year, he has changed his appearance. A person who was originally quite pragmatic began to like talking about strategy, concepts, reforms, and creativity. He had to implement KPI performance not long ago, making Langya Pavilion messy.
Zhang Youqian nodded when he heard this. This man named McKinsey is so powerful?
I said there are such a group of people in the world, known as masters of success, who specialize in picking people with stupidity and money, drawing cakes for them, brainwashing them, and then leaving. There are so many such people. Zhang Youqian nodded and said, "Then you have to stay away from them in the future. No wonder he wants everyone to call everyone over. The competition is the reason, the key is to let everyone listen to his nonsense."
It took an hour later that Zhong Changsheng finished his speech. Everyone present applauded, not knowing whether it was applauding for the strategic vision of Langya Pavilion he had portrayed or celebrating the end of his speech.
According to the license plate, the first competition was between me and Li Changling.
The two of them jumped and came to Langya Terrace. Li Changling had no intention of competing, so we had already discussed a fake fight that collapsed and broke into pieces.
I pulled out the iron sword and said, Brother Li, please!
Li Changling said, I will give you three moves, and I will be polite after three moves.
I laughed, my true energy soared, and I used the law of space, and came to Li Changling in an instant, saying, "Look at the sword!" I stabbed out with a sword, and Li Changling swung his sword to block it, quickly retreated, avoiding this move. I really didn't know his idea, so I stabbed two moves in succession. Li Changling retreated continuously, and came to the huge rock carved with Langya Terrace, and escaped from everyone's sight.
Li Changling shouted, "Three moves have passed, it's my turn!"
The two handed the sword to Tie Shaoqiu, who had been behind the huge rock, then sat on the ground, and picked up the two bowls of fried noodles prepared by Tie Shaoqiu for us.
The sound of jingling came, and Tie Shaoqiu cut two swords against each other, making a harsh sound.
We held the bowl and ate the noodles. Li Changling said, "I prepared in a hurry, so I'll eat something simple."
I shouted loudly, Li Changling, eat my sword and fly to the sky!
As he said that, he punched out and smashed a stone not far away, and then took a bite of noodles.
Li Changling said, then you can try this trick of iron pen!
Crack, an uncle fell down in response.
Li Changling, eat my sword and pick the stars!
Su Youzai, ate my bowl of fried noodles. Hey, I was wrong, ate my sword and turned around and turned around!
We yelled while eating, but we were suffering. Tie Shaoqiu, who was waving his sword and dancing next to him, in a short while, his position as the leader and master, it was not over yet, and my arms were sore. I said that only those who ended the hardships would be the best. What is this?
Although the people watching the battle in the distance could not see us, they heard the sound of fighting fiercely here, saying that the boy from Changling could not have imagined that martial arts progressed so quickly. Last year, the plowing land was not as fast as my cow!
Li Changling said, good swordsmanship, I will fight you for another 300 rounds!
Since we couldn't decide the winner for a while, we were not on Langya Platform. In order to retain the audience, the event team decided to continue the subsequent competition. While we were making a sound, we pulled Tie Shaoqiu again, and the three of us started playing the landlord.
It doesn't matter if this game is played. Tie Shaoqiu is very lucky and won more than ten taels of silver in just a few moves.
After about half an hour, the competition outside was over. The referee shouted, "You two must decide the winner within ten moves!" We saw that the same thing, we sorted out our clothes, and I pretended to stab it and slashed it, shouting loudly, and thousands of arrows were fired at once!
Li Changling’s way is impeccable!
Boom! Li Changling flew towards Langya Terrace, and the long sword fell to the ground.
I followed me out, saying, "Thank you."
Li Changling said, I lost.
There was a commotion in the crowd. Changling could not even beat this guy. What is the origin of this guy?
How could Zhong Changsheng not know that we were doing something? But so many people were there. If they questioned, they would seem to be embarrassed. He snorted coldly and retreated.
Entering the second round, Zhao Yu from Group B easily defeated his opponent, while Grandma Diao from Group A did not even take action in two consecutive games. The other party directly abstained. In their words, if I fight Grandma Diao, she can scold you for a year, and if she loses, she can scold you for a year. Instead of doing this, it is better to give up directly.
In the second round of my competition with Zhang Youqian, I was arranged in the last game.
Zhang Youqian said, Lao Su, if you take action, I will never let you go.
I stood up and just pulled out my sword.
Zhang Youqian oh, what a powerful sword energy, it’s really better than a move. This sword directly destroyed my Ren and Du meridians, and I abstained from defeat!
I said, can you act a little fake?
Zhang Youqian said, when it is true, it is also true, and the rules are placed, so I can just feel good about it myself. Why do I have to act for them? I'd better save you some effort. There is also a scheming mother-in-law behind it. If you really can't do it, then surrender.
I said surrender is not my style, I prefer to admit defeat.
Zhang Youqian asked, is there any difference between the two?
I said the difference is big. Surrender means self-defeat without fighting, and admitting defeat means strategic retreat, and nature is very different. Lao Su, let’s see you below! I said I don’t need to see it, it’s big.
In the last game of Group A, I will play against Grandma Diao.
Grandma Diao was holding a rolling pin in her hand and looked at me coldly. I said Grandma Diao was so coincidental, we met again, I wonder what I ate for breakfast? How cooked tuberculosis? Sweet, salty, or terrible?
Grandma Diao sneered, knocking on the rolling pin in her hand, saying, "Boy Su, please don't give me a word. In today's battle, if I lose a hair, I will lose. I said that you are old and you can drink tea. How good is it to dance square dance? It's so boring that you shout and kill all day long.
Grandma Diao pointed the rolling pin at me, and a pressure suddenly came from all directions. Before her realm was fully released, I knew that compared to her, I was simply a world of disadvantage. Seeing that I was about to take action, I shouted, "Slow down!"
Grandma Diao was stunned, what?
I said, don’t you want to hold your grandson? Coincidentally, I met Dr. Xue not long ago and asked him for a prescription. This prescription was recorded in Ge Hong Baopuzi. Later, it was sorted out by the medicine god Sun Simiao and became a magic medicine for giving birth to a son. Even the emperor took it.
Is this true?
Chapter completed!