Manchester United finally defeated Portsmouth away and walked out of the haze of failure. Valdy's goal opened the door to victory for Manchester United, and the subsequent goals were actually just icing on the cake.

However, this is obviously not the focus of everyone's attention in this game. Vardy eats grass and makes people laugh.

A guy who pursues funny lifelong pursuit, you can't expect him to play a game seriously, even if he wants to do this, fate will not agree.

It's like this now, do you think Vardy went to eat grass on purpose?

Obviously not!

The ground-gliding was not as good as the golden bomber Klinsmann, but he ended up gnawing out a mouthful of grass.

It may only take a second to go from a carnivore to a herbivore.

And that's not the end. The unlucky Vardy's lips were swollen like sausages after eating grass. Is this going to make a fussy rhythm for himself?

What’s more interesting is that the media has received news from the hospital that it was not that Vardy’s lips were damaged to the ground, causing blood congestion and swelling, but that the turf was allergic to allergies...

Well, I have heard of allergic to seafood, pollen allergies, and even heard of allergies of some kind of medicine, such as penicillin, but I have never heard of allergies of turf.

What the hell is this?

Like Vardy, most people are confused when they hear this word!

Are you sure this is not something that the doctor made up randomly without finding the real cause?

No matter how you hear it, it looks like nonsense!

Well, everyone has to admit that Vardy is so unusual. Even getting sick is different from us, and you can't learn this!

At this time, Vardy was lying on the hospital bed and was accepting condolences from his teammates, and felt that he wanted to die!

What's so fucking about this?

Some people took a photo with Valdi with their cameras, of course, the focus was on Valdi's sausage-like lips;

Some people gave Valdi a mirror as a gift so that he could see his sausage mouth at all times;

C Luo, this bastard is the most annoying. He deliberately made his lips swollen and big with makeup, so he used it to anger Vardy;

Have you ever considered my feelings?

I'm very sad!

Vardy cried, crying so sadly. If his lips weren't too swollen and could not open his mouth, he would have cried out loud...

After driving away the animals, Vardy finally calmed down and spent his first night in the hospital.

The night is very painful. It’s not that I can’t sleep when I change beds, nor that my lips are swollen and uncomfortable.

Brother next door, can you speak softly?

This is a hospital, not a hotel!

From midnight, the next door was like a world war, and it kept making Vardy almost nervous!

With a loud scream, the war ended with unknown surrender, Vardy breathed a sigh of relief and felt that he could finally have a good sleep!

But Vardy obviously thought too well, and then there was a storm, with people coming and going, and after a long time of thumping, Vardy didn't even know how he fell asleep!

When he woke up the next day, Vardy was wearing a pair of dark circles, as if he had been dyed into a panda.

Damn, I will never be hospitalized again!

This is Vardy's most real feeling now.

"I really admire him. I broke my leg and didn't forget to do that. I'm moving so hard that the fracture is fixed in vain. I was urgently sent to the operating room last night!"

"But he is so long-lasting. I listened to it for more than two hours last night, which made me so wet that I almost solved it myself!"

"Yes, it's really fierce. He's poking the inflatable doll out of air!"

......

The two young nurses muttered in a low voice as they changed the dressings to Vardy.

Valdy was shocked at the elder brother next door, you are the biggest funny guy!

If you don’t commit suicide, you won’t die!

If you have a broken leg, you dare to make trouble. How hungry are you?

Thank goodness, fortunately there are inflatable dolls, otherwise this guy would have been a factor of social instability.

Fortunately, the man became honest the next night. Of course, it was also possible that the doll was leaking and he was useless. Anyway, Vardy had a peaceful night.

Although his lips were a little swollen, it was fine, so the doctor agreed to Vardy be discharged from the hospital and go home.

Kisti came to pick up Vardy and was discharged from the hospital very considerately, which touched Vardy very much.

The goddess has her own job, but she can give up her job and pick her up. How happy she is.

"Dear, you're so sexy now!" Kisti quipped Valdy's lips.

One sentence ignited Valdy's passion. He drove to a deserted place and kissed Kisti directly in the car. The clothes on the two of them quickly decreased and they quickly met naked.

......

"Mom, look, that car seems to be in an earthquake! Do we want to call the police?"

......

Vardy didn't know what he felt about Kisty, and he might not have love, but the two were very happy to get along with each other and had a tacit understanding. This feeling was something that others could not find, including Anne.

Thinking of this, Vardy suddenly felt that he might not like Anne so much.

Time can solve all problems. Maybe I once loved it to death, but it wouldn't work without you. Anne seemed to be the same, but now it seems that without herself, Anne and Grace are still very happy, and they seem to be gradually getting out of the haze.

Perhaps when one day he and Anne can smile at each other without throbbing, the relationship will truly disappear.

It took a few days with Kisty before Valdy returned to the team to report, of course, his lips must have been fully recovered.

Then the welcome ceremony of his teammates was that everyone pouted, as if countless sausages were facing him, and Vardy exploded in an instant!

After laughing and making trouble, the team officially began to prepare for the Champions League knockout round.

The opponent in the quarterfinals of 16 is Glasgow Rangers, the most powerful opponent in the quarterfinals of 16. Even Manchester United themselves think they were led to the quarterfinals.

Even if Manchester United is not a peak team, who would believe that Glasger Rangers can eliminate Manchester United?

Perhaps you can only pray for a miracle to happen, and then the Glasger Wanderers will lose less miserably.

The implication is that even if a miracle happens, Manchester United can still win...

Manchester United, who appears in the top spot in the group, has an advantage in the schedule, first away and then home. Even if there is a real accident in the away game, they can still advance safely when they return to home.

When he came to Scotland with the team, Vardy felt the solemn atmosphere of the battle.

Perhaps Manchester United did not take their opponent seriously, but their opponents did not have the idea of ​​admitting defeat at all. The hatred between England and Scotland will also be revealed in this game.

Of course, as a Scotsman, the old man received applause from home Scotland fans when he appeared. Ferguson has become a golden signboard in Scotland. He deserves such respect.

However, when it comes to the players, they are not treated so well. The harsh booing sounds seem to be able to pierce the eardrums at any time.

No one will think that they will lose before the game begins. Even if there is a gap in strength between the two sides, who can tell the result correctly!

Wanderers fans have this idea, so they use this method to help the team. If even a little obstacle can be created for Manchester United, their goal will be achieved.

After the game started, the Wanderers players directly showed fearless courage and launched a charge towards Manchester United for halftime. Perhaps they wanted to start the game. If they were really lucky enough to score a goal, wouldn’t there be a suspense in the game?

I have to say that the Wanderers' three-pronged axe is quite intimidating. It has a more English-style playing style than England, with a super impact. Two high center forwards took turns to head the ball, which made Van der Sar very embarrassed.

A central defender like Ferdinand cannot gain any advantage in confronting the opponent's center. It is conceivable how powerful the opponent's playing style is.

However, if a high-altitude bombing can make Manchester United surrender, then Manchester United is not worthy of representing the Premier League in the Champions League.

After getting familiar with the opponent's playing style, the opponent's threat began to plummet. After Manchester United gradually stabilized their positions, they also began to show their fangs.

Vardy suddenly used a savage rush to steal the opponent's ball under the feet in the midfield, then poked the ball forward, and started to speed up. The impact force completely exploded, as if he was in a no-man's realm.

Vardy climaxed everyone with one sprint, and the screams, booes, and cheers were intertwined, forming a momentum that soared into the sky.

I couldn't help but yell-Who can stop me?

No one answered because no one could catch up with him!

But just when everyone thought that Vardy would use the way he was best at breaking the opponent's goal, an accident happened suddenly.

I don’t know when the shoelaces on Vardy’s left foot were opened. When he was sprinting at high speed, he did not tangle and tripped Vardy, but because of the excessive force under his feet, the shoelaces were generally loosened. After one step, the shoe was thrown out...

When Vardy felt the sneakers left him, he was completely confused.

I'm going, I've never been abandoned by anyone since I grew up, you actually took my first time away!

Could it be that my feet smell so big that I can't even stand my shoes?

Stop, you can't sprint anymore. One foot has shoes, the other foot has no shoes, one high and one low, it can easily hurt yourself!

So, an excellent counterattack opportunity for Manchester United came to an abrupt end.

Ferguson held his head and showed an expression of infinite regret, and he could not accept this scene at all.

Manchester United players also widened their eyes and couldn't speak. It's a hell!

The Wanderers players celebrated their championship and they almost lost the ball just now. It felt so good to have a life of disaster!

Vardy picked up his shoes, smiled at his teammates awkwardly, and said that he was innocent.

He is indeed very innocent. Who would have thought that his shoes would fly as they ran!

This feeling is like a plane in the sky is flying, and a propeller suddenly falls off...

"I can only kneel down for Vardy. He ran too fast and his shoes couldn't keep up!"

"Really, since I watched Vardy's game, I've known what a turning point is. Every time the normal result appears, it will happen, but the style will be deviated in an instant, and then there will be an unimaginable picture!"

"How much does Adidas pay Vardy to advertise so much? Look at how many shots Vardy gave me when he picked up his shoes just now!"

"Shoe laces are the same as failure. Valdy always uses shoe laces to tie others. Today, the shoe laces are finally rebelling. So, it's better to be honest!"
Chapter completed!