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Chapter 286 Pleasant goats have a party?

Sometimes it is really not a good thing to run too fast, and it is quite tragic if you don’t have the heel!

Vardy laughed at herself and walked back slowly!

Sitting openly on the ground and tied shoelaces, Vardy thought to himself, I have asked Nike's sneakers to increase exposure, wouldn't I add a chicken leg?

Although the counterattack was not successful, it still made the Wanderers players sweat.

Vardy's counterattack was too sharp and terrible, and they couldn't defend themselves. If Vardy had lost her shoes just now, they might have fallen behind now.

This time I resisted the past by accident, but what should I do next time?

Do you pray that Vardy's other shoe will be lost next time?

God said that he would not take this job!

After the game started again, the Wanderers were desolate and did not dare to continue to push out and play header bombing. Don’t let Pearl Harbor attack fail, but instead let two atomic bombs be thrown!

Now Manchester United's style of playing is to cut off the flesh with a blunt knife, torture the Glasger Wanderers bit by bit. The Su Chao family was in pain and had no intention of counterattacking again.

In the 23rd minute of the first half, Vardy assisted Giggs to score, and Manchester United led by one goal;

In the 43rd minute of the first half, Ronaldo scored a single goal, and Manchester United led by two goals;

In the second half, Manchester United even started a big kill. Vardy shot with a shot from the top of the penalty area, making the opponent's goalkeeper far beyond the reach, and Manchester United led by three goals;

At this point, Manchester United has secured the victory and even the qualification to advance. Who would believe that Manchester United can still be turned over by the Wanderers when they return to their home court?

The opponent seemed to have accepted his fate, and he couldn't attack the attack, and his defense was weak, as if all their energy was exhausted in the first 20 minutes.

So Manchester United began to control the game more unscrupulously, control the ball rights, and spend time waiting for the game to end.

I thought the game would end like this, but I didn't expect that Saha, who came on as a substitute, did not leave any face for the home team. He kicked his head and scored two more goals in the last 20 minutes. Manchester United finally slaughtered the Glasgow Rangers five goals.

Sure enough, everyone's prediction before the game was correct. Manchester United was taken to the quarterfinals. Facing the weakest among the quarterfinals, Manchester United ate a mouthful of smell.

With the aftermath of the Champions League victory, Manchester United returned to the league and defeated Wigan away again, continuing to maintain pressure on Chelsea.

The two-line battles are moving forward in unison. Although the league is behind, there is not no hope of catching up. The Champions League is strong and Manchester United is on the best momentum, which makes all the Red Devils fans in the world feel very excited.

However, at this time, Vardy encountered a little trouble, mainly because the club in Blackburn was too disgusting.

I chewed a mouthful of sod at Blackburn's home court and finally caused allergies to leave the court. If it were another team, it would be fine.

But Blackburn's despicableness really made Vardy angry, so he had no idea of ​​turning big things into small things, he just wanted to make things bigger.

So he directly complained to the FA that Blackburn poisoned the turf, causing his lips to swollen into sausages, and he was poisoned and left the hospital. He begged the FA to investigate in detail and punish the murderer the most severely.

Of course, if the opponent really commits poisoning, then it is useless to complain to the FA. The best way is to call the police directly, which is a criminal case.

But it is obviously impossible for the opponent to really poison. Vardy did this just to disgust the opponent.

Because of negativity and delaying time by any means, Blackburn has been punished by the FA, but Vardy thinks this is too light, and it is best to hurt them at once, so that they will never dare to be so unscrupulous and have no bottom line.

Faced with Vardy's complaint, the FA is about to cry. What should we do?

If you really think Blackburn is poisoned, you call the police, how can we deal with this matter?

You can't kill Blackburn because you're allergic to the turf!

Although the FA is also very disgusted with Blackburn now, their anti-human football style has hit the Premier League image, it is impossible for them to really throw Blackburn into hell by themselves, which makes no sense.

Brother, stop making trouble!

I think things are not messy enough!

There is no way. The media is already in a hot topic. If the FA does not show an attitude, it will be impossible to convince the public. So they can only send an investigation team to take action separately. The best result is to guide the public's attention and end up leaving it alone.

The aggressive face of Vardy, Blackburn doesn't do it anymore. You're not finished being funny yet, right?

In a fit of anger, Blackburn also complained to the FA, and the reason for their complaint was even more ridiculous.

Vardy deliberately damaged Blackburn's home turf during the game, causing serious damage to the turf. He applied to the FA for compensation.

Vardy deliberately destroys the turf?

If Vardy gnawed that bite of turf was considered intentional damage to the turf, then Vardy really had nothing to say.

It's so shameless that he actually found such an excuse to disgust people. For the first time, Vardy felt that he was willing to give up in front of others!

"If Vardy really can't afford to eat, then we don't mind feeding him the leftover burgers and fries, but the behavior of gnawing on the grass when hungry is absolutely not worthy of advocating. Not only will it destroy the valuable grass, this thing is not digestible!"

Chairman Blackburn seemed to mock Vardy with kindness, and they also hated Vardy, the culprit who made Blackburn lose.

This time, let alone Vardy, even the FA were stunned.

I'll go, this excuse for attack is so fresh and unrestrained.

Blackburn is all talented!

To this extent, it is not unprecedented, but at least even those politicians without bottom lines cannot do it.

The media are almost crazy about to be happy. Vardy and Blackburn are facing each other head-on. There are not many times in a season, and their sales are waiting to soar.

The FA is stuck in the middle, and it is too difficult to be in trouble. Valdy is not worried, and Blackburn is even more worried. This is a rhythm that will force people to death.

Vardy is nonsense, Blackburn is even more amazing. These two guys who don’t play by the rules are getting together, and it’s like Mars hitting the Earth.

There is no way, the FA can only adhere to the consistent principle, turning big things into small things, and all parties comfort them, and in the end they will not be painful or itchy, and everyone will be happy.

First of all, the FA appeased Valdy. Blackburn did not commit poisoning, but due to the unqualified quality of Blackburn's turf, he specially compensated Vardy for medical expenses and loss of work. The FA paid the money;

Then there was Blackburn, but Blackburn made no sense to take action, so the FA did not appease him, but instead did his business.

It is called deliberate destruction if you accidentally chew a bite of grass?

Then does step on it with your feet?

If this is the case, then there is no need to play, and there will be no harm without a game!

So, do you Blackburn still want to play at home?

With such a threat, Blackburn naturally became obedient and honest, and obediently withdrew the complaint. Anyway, they just wanted to disgust Valdy.

However, Blackburn still made a sarcastic statement: in order to prevent Vardy from going hungry, Blackburn's home turf is welcome to chew at any time in the future, ensuring that it is fresh and without additions!

Vardy originally planned to settle the matter, but he didn't expect that his opponent would dare to mock him.

You really think you are made of mud!

The angry Vardy made a vicious statement to the reporters - I will let you know what despair is when you meet Blackburn next time.

However, such ruthless words cannot be realized immediately, which makes Vardy, who cares about revenge overnight, feels very upset.

How can I teach Blackburn a lesson right away?

Well, it seems that I can only ask for help from the great funny system.

The funny system has no other ability, it just treats all kinds of disobedience.

Of course, this dissatisfaction may also include yourself...

Entering the system store and seeing the refreshed products, Vardy immediately began to thank God, oh no, thank you for the funny system!

You are so considerate!

There is actually a wishing card, and it only costs 5 yuan!

This time, you don’t need to try your luck in the lottery system yourself, and you can solve the problem directly in the system store.

After buying the wishing card, Valdy took action against Blackburn without hesitation.

"Make a wish: destroy Blackburn's turf beyond recognition, and it's best that there is no grass left!"

Didn’t you say that I deliberately destroyed the turf? Now I will destroy it for you. Of course, if you know that it was me who did it, then you are awesome!

Successfully making this wish made Vardy consume 10 system gold coins equal to the value, but Vardy, who already has a small fortune, doesn't care at all. As long as he can relieve his anger, it doesn't matter how much it is.

But what made Vardy curious was how the system would make Blackburn's home turf bald?

The system often acts imaginatively, which makes people unimaginable. Vardy has to admire this!

Could it be that the turf maintenance staff accidentally sprayed herbicide?

With Vardy's lacking imagination, he could only guess this.

OK, if you can’t think of it, don’t think about it, just wait and watch the show!

I had a pleasant night. When I woke up in the morning, Valdi went online to search for relevant news, but it was not until noon that the news was actually reported.

When he saw the news, Vardy almost squirted, and he knelt down to the great funny system.

It turns out that the system is really creative!

According to reliable information, 3,000 sheep in a large farm outside Blackburn successfully escaped from prison last night. A large part of them slipped into the Blackburn home stadium Yihuo Park, which is not far away. Overnight, the turf of the stadium was gnawed. When the staff entered the venue in the morning, the entire stadium was bare and there was no green at all. The flock passed by, leaving only dense sheep poop.

Vardy took a breath and was shocked by the system's big moves.

Is this a party for the Pleasant Goats in Yihuo Park?

Isn't there a single Big Big Wolf to stop it?
Chapter completed!
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