Chapter 493 Smoking, Drinking, Burning Your Head
The opening of Lin Feng's "Starting Gua" directly mobilized the audience's emotions, and the atmosphere on the show became more and more lively.
Several other groups of comedians' lounges.
After seeing Lin Feng's opening performance, everyone nodded involuntarily.
Fujino: "Lin Feng is really not stage frightened. The typhoon is as stable as an old actor who has been talking about crosstalk for decades."
Xiaobao: "Lin Feng is so awesome. He made the venue warm in just a few words."
Sun Jiajia: "Lin Feng looks more professional than some professional crosstalk actors."
Liu Changhe: "Lin Feng said it's really good."
In the public lounge, when Jiang Cheng and Liu Zhijie frowned, Lin Feng's ease on the stage made them very worried.
stage.
After Lin Feng and Yu Qian stood still, they began a formal performance.
"Three sentences, haha, two sentences of laughter, no laughter, no fun. This is the key thing about crosstalk. When you walk on stage, you will make a small joke with the audience first." Lin Feng pointed to the girl who was calling for him to give birth to a child, and said with a smile: "That female donor, don't have to go out, sit down and listen to crosstalk."
"I didn't want to go out!" Yu Qian answered.
"I'm afraid she takes it seriously." Lin Feng shrugged and continued, "As soon as I walked onto the stage, everyone may recognize me, and I have such a little fame..."
"You are too modest. You are an international basketball superstar and a great hero who brings glory to the country in Rio. How can you say you are a little famous? That is well-known." Yu Qian continued.
"Okay, you've praised it. Anyway, the audience knows me, so I don't need to introduce it myself. Let me focus on the teacher around me. He is a big name in the crosstalk world, Big Horn!" Lin Feng took the word "big horn" very seriously.
"Is it still big? Is it because I have eaten too much or something? Why does it sound so dirty?" Yu Qian said with a frown.
"It's just a description of your fame!" Lin Feng smiled and pointed at Yu Qian and said, "This big name, Dajiao, Teacher Yu Biao!"
"Teacher Yubian, you have three major hobbies..."
"Wait, let me explain my name clearly, why do I sound so strong!" Yu Qian said with a depressed look on his face, and the audience laughed.
"Teacher Yu Bian!" Lin Feng said.
"Yu Qian! Humble humility!" Yu Qian emphasized.
"Then what am I talking about?" Lin Feng asked.
"You are talking about..." Yu Qian said this and said: "Okay, I won't say it anymore. People are talking about us as a vulgar one!"
"Yes, we can't say that the vulgarities are," Lin Feng said with a decent look on his face: "You have to remember that crosstalk is educating people. Standing on this stage, you are a teacher and a professor."
"A professor? When will the professor discuss it?" Yu Qian answered.
"That's one end?" Lin Feng pretended to be puzzled.
"It's not okay at all. The professor is not a beast either. What's the point!" Yu Qian said.
"That's not good. Some beasts are really worse than beasts. I also reported it in the newspaper yesterday, saying that a professor asked a female student to sleep with her, otherwise the graduation thesis would not be approved!" Lin Feng said.
"Then this professor is not very good." Yu Qian nodded.
"So, I don't want to equate with them, but the upper part is quit. The upper part means that when we stand on the stage, our work is to educate people. We must pay attention to the taste of the program. What has this work taught people today? This is your job, don't consider whether the audience is happy!" Lin Feng said.
Yu Qian: "Ah? This is OK?"
Lin Feng: "Yes, the audience is happy or not. Your job is to educate people. Whether they are happy or not has nothing to do with you. What is the loss of more than one billion audiences? You stand firmly!"
Yu Qian: "I don't know where I stand."
Lin Feng: "Anyway, you have to be elegant. Do you know what elegance is?"
Yu Qian: "You said."
Lin Feng: "The people who are against the people do not understand. They say that most of the things like that are elegant."
Yu Qian: "What the hell is it? Everyone doesn't understand!"
Lin Feng: "It doesn't matter if you don't understand. Standing on the stage, we just can't be vulgar and must be elegant!"
“Huh…”
The audience burst into laughter. Lin Feng's joke today has fewer jokes than the one in the previous episode, but this show mainly plays ironic, taking a sarcasm and a dark-hearted route. Although the audience rarely laughs loudly, their smiles are always on the corner of their mouths, and they resonate with the things Lin Feng said in their hearts.
There are no lounges for several comedians.
Fujino: "Lin Feng's program today is really sharp. Compared with the previous program, I like this work more."
Xiaobao: "It's amazing, this irony is so sarcastic."
Sun Jiajia: "Lin Feng really lived up to expectations and did not disappoint the fans who like him."
Liu Changhe: "Lin Feng's failure to come to the Quyi circle is definitely a loss for our Quyi circle!"
Common room.
Jiang Cheng and Liu Zhijie leaned on the sofa. As Lin Feng's performance progressed, their faces became increasingly ugly. The state Lin Feng showed on the stage, as well as his control and interpretation of the work, had reached the level that both of them even had to look up to. If Lin Feng's work could always maintain this style and level, they would lose too much in this performance.
When they thought of losing to Lin Feng, Jiang Cheng and Liu Zhijie became even more angry, and there was basically no expression on their faces.
stage.
Lin Feng and Yu Qian are still continuing to talk.
The content behind this crosstalk is more funny and funny than the previous one, so the atmosphere on the scene is getting more and more popular, and the audience's laughter has basically never stopped.
Finally, the performance of Lin Feng and Yu Qian ended, and the two bowed and left.
“Huh…”
"It sounds so nice!"
"Let's have another time!"
"Come and return!"
The two left the venue, but there was a lot of cheers. The host Wu Bo walked up to the front. At this moment, Lin Feng and Yu Qian also walked around the front, and the two bowed to the audience again.
There was applause at the scene, and the audience was very grateful for the performances of Lin Feng and Yu Qian.
"Thank you two, please do." Wu Bo greeted the two politely.
"Thank you too." Lin Feng responded with a smile.
"I'm much more relaxed." Wu Bo smiled and asked, "As far as I know, this crosstalk was originally what you and Zhang Xiaohua said, but Zhang Xiaohua was hospitalized due to illness, so she could only change partners temporarily. The two have never worked together before. How do you feel when you first cooperate together?"
"I feel very good, very tacit understanding." Lin Feng said.
"Where is Teacher Yu Qian?" Wu Bo asked Yu Qian again.
"Very good. I think Lin Feng and I are simply a natural 'couple'. We stand together and talk crosstalk, which is very comfortable." Yu Qian's words are true. He has been talking crosstalk for more than ten years, but he has no reputation. If he hadn't stood with Lin Feng today, the audience would not have known who he was.
"It seems that Teacher Yu is very satisfied with this cooperation. Where is Lin Feng? Tell me about your new partner?" Wu Bo asked Lin Feng again.
"Teacher Yu is a rare good actor. Actually, I've said it wrong in some places on the stage, but he can catch it. This is so amazing." Lin Feng smiled and continued, "In addition, Teacher Yu has three major hobbies, which are particularly good."
"What are the three major hobbies?" Wu Bo asked.
"Smoke, drink, perm your hair!" Lin Feng smiled and responded.
Chapter completed!