Chapter 552 The Patriarch of Duan Zijie
The fans were anxious, but Lin Feng was fiddling with his phone leisurely, as if he was chatting with someone, and his face was not showing a wretched/smile smile.? ?
"When did I go, Lin Feng was still chatting with people."
"I want to know more about what he is talking about, so he is so rude."
"Haha, maybe I'm flirting with girls!"
"Hey hey hey, Lin Crazy, got up and faced the challenge!"
"Actually, I don't think everyone has to worry. Have you forgotten Lin Feng's other identity?"
"What is the identity? Lin Feng doesn't have too many identity!"
"The father of jokes! Lin Feng is the ancestor of the joke world. Liu Wei's talk show is made up of jokes. When playing jokes, Lin Feng is the ancestor of jokes, and he is afraid of wool!"
"Yes, Lin Feng had been shadying the Chinese men's football team for three consecutive days, and he didn't repeat the jokes!"
"Yes, I actually forgot that Lin Feng can tell jokes. In addition, Lin Feng's crosstalk is also very good. From this perspective, there is really no need to be afraid of losing to Cao Wei and Liu Wei."
"If Lin Feng had the strength, he might win, but this guy kept playing with his mobile phone and won a yarn, and his popularity dropped by another million..."
Just as fans were watching the screen and leaving messages, Lin Feng seemed to have finally finished his work and looked up at the live broadcast screen.
"Everyone seems to care about what I'm doing." Lin Feng smiled and continued, "Actually, I'm going to share it with you. I was chatting with Teacher Yu Qian just now. He wrote a circle of friends and said that he was bitten by a dog. I told him it's okay, and you will soon become a mad dog hero!"
"puff……"
"Mad Dog Man!!"
"Fuck me, laugh!"
"It's not easy to defend!"
"Inexplicable joy!"
"I seem to know Teacher Yu's expression when he saw this."
"I was bitten by a spider and then became Spider-Man. I became Mad Dog Man after being bitten by a dog. I was convinced."
Before Lin Feng finished speaking, he continued, "I was wondering whether to create another comic "Mad Dog Man" after I finished drawing the second season of "Man", so that Teacher Yu can become the dream hero."
"When talking about Teacher Yu's dream, it's actually very sad. Teacher Yu's family has three brothers. However, when Teacher Yu was a child, his father made less money and could afford two pairs of shorts. Teacher Yu could only stay at home. I thought that the word left-behind children might be what Teacher Yu and his family knew. Because they couldn't wear shorts for a long time, Teacher Yu's dream when he was a child was to have a pair of shorts of his own and show that he had shorts."
"So, everyone knows the source of my inspiration when I created "People". Yes, it comes from Teacher Yu's dream. He thought that he would show off all day long when he could wear his shorts in the future. So the people in my works always wear shorts outside."
"puff……"
"Mad Dog Man! Wearing shorts on the outside!! I've already kneeled with a smile..."
"I'll go, this is the rhythm of starting to fight back!"
"666, he started to fight back invisibly, and he is worthy of being the founder of the joke world."
"Poor Teacher Yu, you will be teased even if you are not present!"
"Mad Dog Man! This idea is good. If you draw it, I will definitely support it!"
"Sure enough, Lin Feng would not admit defeat and started to fight back!!"
"It's more natural about Lin Feng's jokes, and they brought me into the story invisibly."
"Hahaha, I'm so funny..."
After Lin Feng finished speaking, the screen immediately started to flush in the live broadcast room.
At this time, Lin Feng continued: "I know everyone likes Teacher Yu more, so today I took advantage of the live broadcast opportunity to talk about Teacher Yu's interesting things. I just said that when Teacher Yu was a child, his family was very poor. How poor was it? A family of five people built a band-aid. Some friends might ask, how to cover it? In fact, it is simple. If anyone is cold, he will put it on his stomach."
"Hahaha, five people have a band-aid?"
"Oh, poor Teacher Yu..."
"Haha, I feel like Mr. Lin Feng is emitting his eyes."
"Lin Feng doesn't want to have a stand-alone."
"Another joke about Teacher Yu!"
“…”
Netizens smiled and flooded the screen, while Lin Feng picked up his phone and looked at it: "Okay, Teacher Yu is also watching the live broadcast, so I won't let him explode."
"Breaking! Teacher Yu must be saying something slander."
"Yes, that's right, keep going, I'm so happy to hear it!"
"Well, then I will continue to say that I just pretended not to see Teacher Yu's micro-chat message." Lin Feng continued with a giggle, "Another thing about Teacher Yu during the college entrance examination, everyone knows that Teacher Yu has a high education in the crosstalk industry, but he didn't get the college entrance examination in the first year. After failing the college entrance examination, Teacher Yu was completely disappointed and ran to the temple."
"Teacher Yu knelt on the cushion and said to the master: Master, I failed the college entrance examination and couldn't get into college. My parents scolded me, and my girlfriend left me. Please accept me and let me convert to Buddhism! The master was very calm. He looked at Teacher Yu, then took out a stack of college entrance examination materials without saying a word. Teacher Yu was smart, and suddenly realized and asked: Master is telling me not to give up the college entrance examination and fight again next year, right? The master shook his head: Donor, we only recruit bachelor degree or above, so you should go back and get into the undergraduate degree first and come for the interview!"
"If you can't get into college, you can't even be a monk. Teacher Yu was hit hard. After returning, he was angry and tried to be strong. Only then did he get what he wanted in the second year and was admitted to his ideal institution, Lanqiang Technical School!"
Lin Feng said seriously, and as soon as he finished speaking, netizens immediately started to blink the screen...
"Haha, the master is so cheap!"
"Teacher Yu's ideal institution is Lan Qiang Technical School, and he is already laughing and crying..."
"Only a bachelor's degree or above are recruited... funny."
"It's still Lin Feng's jokes that are funny, haha..."
“…”
"There are quite a lot of stories about Teacher Yu and Master. When Teacher Yu was working, he was too impetuous and found the master again. He asked for a way to calm his mind. But the master said nothing. He first chopped wood, then fetched water, put the wood into the stove, lit it, boiled water in a large pot, and wiped the tea cups carefully. Seeing this scene, Teacher Yu suddenly realized and asked the master: What you mean is to be good at experiencing life from the details of life, so as to return to peace, right? The master put down the work in his hand and replied to Teacher Yu indifferently: I'm just working and I'm busy, don't bother me..."
Lin Feng told another joke about the master.
"Hahaha, laugh, I actually fell in love with this master."
"I'm so funny, I want to visit this master, too."
"Don't bother me..."
"It's simply, the story between Teacher Yu and the Master is so funny!"
"Hahaha, Lin Feng is worthy of being the founder of the joke world, 666."
“…”
Netizens continued to flood the screen, and after Lin Feng told a few jokes, the popularity in the live broadcast room was suddenly pulled back a lot, and before they knew it, it returned to 20 million.
…(To be continued.)
Chapter completed!