Chapter 553
In another time and space, there are many jokes about masters solving doubts. They were once popular for a while. Lin Feng slightly processed those interesting jokes and told them together with Yu Qian's experience. Naturally, the laughter was so great that the audience who watched the live broadcast were so funny that they fell back and forth.
"Everyone knows that Teacher Yu looks, well, how to say it, I'm a little sorry for the audience. One word is 'ugly'. One day, Teacher Yu found the master again: Master, Master, what should I do if I am ugly? The master sighed: If I am ugly, I should be like me... Teacher Yu thought for a moment: Master is making me calm and keep me alone? The master shook his head and said slowly: If you are wrong, you should find a deep mountain like me to hide..."
"Hahaha……"
"The master is cheap again!"
"If you look ugly, you should find a deep mountain to hide..."
"Question on Teacher Yu's psychological shadow area?"
"Lin Feng is trying to kill Teacher Yu!"
“…”
"Don't laugh, although Teacher Yu looks a little difficult, his girlfriend is beautiful!" Lin Feng said again: "When it comes to Teacher Yu's girlfriend, it's really a sank of fish and geese, and the moon is shy of flowers. Moreover, his name is also nice, his surname is Pan and his name is Jinlian. Listen to his girlfriend's name, it sounds so charming, so... unrestrained."
"Puff... with Teacher Yu's nickname is Wuhan University."
"Pan Jinlian...Lin Feng, did you no longer have the surname Ximen before?"
"I'm going further and further down the road of Teacher Heiyu."
"I've been peeing with a smile, but I didn't expect that Teacher Yu could be squeezed like this even if he was not on the scene!"
"Hahaha, everyone, go to Teacher Yu's Weibo message area to check it out. It has been captured by netizens."
“…”
With a lot of jokes, Lin Feng's live broadcast room also became popular. Yu Qian, who was so darkened by Lin Feng, unexpectedly became popular and quickly became popular on Weibo in real time.
Soon, Teacher Yu Qian, who was caught in the gun, also made a move while the iron was hot, and only two words were: Friends all over! Lin Feng.
"Hahaha, I'm so laughing. Teacher Yu's two words are inexplicably funny!"
"All friends...Lin Feng, retribution is here, let you Teacher Heiyu."
"Teacher Yu, we support you. Friends like Lin Feng are really not in touch with you."
"It's worthy of being a golden partner, and you can create jokes from all over the air, 666."
"Teacher Yu, you can do it, you must be friends!!"
"Lin Feng, you have been abandoned by Teacher Yu..."
Yu Qian’s Weibo content was quickly transferred to the live broadcast room by netizens. Lin Feng laughed after seeing it and immediately said to the camera: “Since you have all your friends, then just make a fool of yourself…”
"Haha, let's talk about Teacher Yu's story. By the way, Teacher Yu likes to go to the beach to bask in the sun, and likes to bask in naked. One day, he was batting on the sun, and a bikini girl came over. Teacher Yu was in a hurry and buried the key parts in sand. As a result, the bikini girl sat down next to Teacher Yu and chatted with him. Everyone knows that Teacher Yu can't stand this the most. A sexy bikini girl was by her side. Teacher Yu had a physiological reaction at that time, and as a result, something came out of the sand..."
"Oh my God, it's so dirty!"
"Oh Maiga, what did I hear!"
"Lin Feng, it turns out you are such a dirty person..."
"Please call him Wu Feng! Or, Wu crazy!"
"Forgive me, I've made up for that picture. It's so embarrassing!"
"Hahaha, it's funny, but Lin Feng, I want to report you, and he actually tells dirty jokes."
"Teacher Yu, looking for weapons at home..."
"Teacher Yu, I found a brand new kitchen knife..."
"Teacher Yu, I'm changing my clothes and going out..."
"Teacher Yu bought a high-speed rail ticket and was on the way to come..."
“…”
As soon as Lin Feng's joke came out, the live broadcast room suddenly exploded again. Many viewers criticized Lin Feng for being too dirty, but Lin Feng looked calm: "Since the live broadcast is started, let's say something that the TV station will not allow. However, if you think it is too dirty, then I won't say it..."
"No, please continue!"
"Listen! Must listen!"
"Don't pay attention to those white lotus flowers, what's going on in private!"
"All adults, why do you need to pretend to be pure!"
"Haha, I just like the content of the Eighteen Forbidden!"
"Come on, come on, let the storm come more violently!"
“…”
The audience's voice was obvious. Seeing everyone's comments, Lin Feng smiled: "Look at you, you obviously like dirty things, but unfortunately, I really don't know how to be such a pure person. This is what Teacher Yu told me, after all, it was his personal experience..."
"By the way, Teacher Yu told me about him before. When Teacher Yu was young, he worked in the art troupe. At that time, the art troupe always went to the countryside to express condolences. Sometimes the place he went to was particularly remote. Once the troupe said he wanted to go to a particularly remote mountain valley in Shaanxi. Teacher Yu pretended to be blind if he didn't want to go. The leader of the troupe was also a personal talent. He immediately called a female dancer to take off her naked in front of Teacher Yu. Then... Teacher Yu was scolded by the leader, packed up his things and went to the countryside to perform in the troupe..."
After Lin Feng finished speaking, he was silent in the live broadcast room for a moment, and then netizens started to browse the screen again.
"Hahaha, it's so dirty..."
"Teacher Yu's three hobbies should be added."
"I didn't understand it, please let me know."
"I can't even understand this, it means you are too pure!"
"It's really pure, haha, but Teacher Yu is too impure."
"I think Wu Feng, this nickname can be called out."
"Hey, Yao Yao Ling, someone is talking about pornographic jokes..."
“…”
Netizens browsed the screen again, and on Weibo, Yu Qian updated his Weibo: "Qin Ruolin's music kingdom, Ruolin girl, if you don't care, I will call the police..."
"Hahaha... I actually moved out of Queen Qin Tian!"
"Teacher Yu's roundabout routine is a good one!"
"Teacher Yu should call the police!"
"Support Teacher Yu to call the police!"
"Yes, arrest Lin Feng..."
A few minutes after Yu Qian posted on Weibo, Qin Ruolin really responded, but after seeing her reply, everyone laughed.
"Teacher Yu, Siyu said that the beauty of bikini sitting next to you on the beach that day was her. She remembers this..."
"I'll go, God will finish it!"
"Hahaha, these two men are not going to look back on Teacher Heiyu's road."
"Awesome ord Queen Qin Tian!"
"Blue silk rain, the blue sky has actually seen Teacher Yu's..."
"I actually involved the Blue Sky Queen, and your circle is really messy."
"Blue silk rain, seek the truth."
“…”
As soon as Qin Ruolin's reply was released, it immediately caused a big discussion among netizens, and even pulled the Blue Silk Rain in. Of course, everyone knew that they were joking, but something involved, Lin Feng, Yu Qian, Qin Ruolin, Blue Silk Rain, the attention naturally soared. The unknown people who were watching melons traced the root of the situation and realized that it turned out that Lin Feng was running a live broadcast. Therefore, the number of people in Lin Feng's live broadcast room soared again, directly exceeding 27 million, and they went for 30 million!
Cao Wei and Liu Wei, who were broadcasting at the same time as Lin Feng, had a dismal audience. Both of them were verbal, but they were far behind Lin Feng. The main reason was that the jokes Lin Feng said were tested in another time and space. Each joke could be chewed for a while and could be widely circulated. Cao Wei and Liu Wei mostly stir-fry the cold rice, and the jokes were picked online, so naturally there was no point in watching them.
Cao Wei and Liu Wei were broadcasting on Doubird for an hour. When they were closed, there were only more than 200,000 people left in the live broadcast room, and there were many "zombie accounts". Their faces were really ugly than eating. Although they were talking jokes, they couldn't even laugh.
As ugly as their faces, there were also senior executives of Douniao Live. They did not expect that Cao Wei and Liu Wei would lose so badly. Douniao Live immediately held a high-level meeting to discuss the next live broadcast plan.
Welcoming live broadcast was cheerful. Lin Feng's live broadcast not only refreshed the records in the live broadcast industry again and again, but also brought huge traffic. On the day of Lin Feng's live broadcast alone, welcoming live broadcast added more than 16 million new users. You should know that their original registered users were only more than 5 million, and there were also many zombie users. The new users brought by Lin Feng's live broadcast in one day were three times that of all the users they had accumulated in the past. This result was amazing!
If one-third of these new users can eventually stay in the welcoming guests, then the number of active users of the welcoming guests will directly surpass the other three major live broadcast platforms such as La Jiao, Er Live, Douniao, etc., and the three-legged pattern of the live broadcast industry will also be broken!
…(To be continued.)
Chapter completed!