Chapter 173 Playing with you!
"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for forcibly pretending to be successful, and rewards for 40 points of pretentious value!"
"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for forcibly pretending to be successful, and rewards 60 points for showing off!"
"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for forcibly pretending to be successful, and rewards 70 points for showing off!"
"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for forcibly pretending to be a very casual pussy, and the reward is 200 points of pretentious value!"
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Suddenly, a series of system prompt sounded in Xu Que's mind.
Everyone in the audience was stiff and stared at him stupidly, unable to come back to their senses for a long time!
There is no story in your life, the word "supernatural" runs through your life?
Oh my God, this is so narcissistic that you can say such shameless words?
Why didn't God kill you?
"Boom--!"
Suddenly, a muffled thunder rolling sounded in the clouds, but a very ordinary spring thunder suddenly sounded, and no real thunder appeared.
But it still made everyone's eyelids stumble and they were surprised, thinking that God was really going to kill the young man in white in front of him!
Tang Liufeng was completely stunned. Since the first time he saw Xu Que, he had played a group of strong men after seeing him for a few words. He immediately felt that this was a very powerful person, worthy of contact and learning about his advantages.
But later when talking at the inn, Tang Liufeng felt that this "Brother Li" seemed to be very scammed!
As a result, when we came to Daming Lake today, Tang Liufeng's three views almost changed.
To sum it up in a simple sentence, it is - I have never seen such a shameless person!
Mrs. Ya was shocked by Xu Que's words, and she finally came to her senses for a long time.
She originally thought that this young man would be like everyone else, young and frivolous, and when she met a woman, she would talk about the glorious past and win the love of women, but she didn't expect that this answer was so unexpected!
This also made the fun in Mrs. Ya's eyes stronger. She found that she was more interested in this young man in white, and this interest came faster than ever before.
"Gee..." She covered her mouth and chuckled, elegant and charming, and her beautiful eyes swept towards Xu Que: "Young Master's answer is very unique!"
Before she knew it, her name for Xu Que had changed from "young" to "young son"!
Xu Que naturally discovered this, but he still smiled lightly and bowed: "Chengru Chengru!"
"I don't know what the young master calls me?" Mrs. Ya asked with a smile.
Xu Que's back was always proud and said: "Li Bai, the Xiabotian Gang, whose courtesy name is Taibai, is a student from Peking University and Tsinghua University. He is currently single and has a house and a car!"
“…”
Mrs. Ya was stunned again, and then she smiled again.
Never heard of such a strange self-introduction, but she listened to it very interestingly!
But many students present frowned, "The Big Bang"?
Damn, this guy is simply a disgraceful scholar. He actually joined those gangs that fight and kill, and the gang names are so vulgar! Why is it called Bantian? We scholars should be elegant, not vulgar. Names like Bantian are simply undesirable!
Some people also looked confused and frowned and thought, "This guy is not from Dongcheng Academy, but why have you never heard of Peking University and Tsinghua University?"
"I don't know, anyone of you has ever heard of an academy called Peking University and Tsinghua University?" Others asked everyone in confusion.
Everyone shook their heads!
"Mr. Li, since the three questions have passed, why not continue to the next level? This time it is your turn to ask three questions, each question is within ten breaths. If no one can answer correctly, you will win!" At this time, Mrs. Ya spoke softly, her eyes shining brightly, and she smiled with her lips.
Xu Que raised his eyebrows immediately, hehe, it was finally my turn to set the questions, I'll kill you!
He stroked his white long gown and made a gesture, as if he was reciting poems and lyrics. He said in a deep voice: "First question, you are here to attend the banquet today. If you find that the gold post that Mrs. Ya gave you accidentally fell off, what should you do?"
As soon as this question came out, everyone was stunned, and then everyone sneered disdainfully.
"If the golden post is lost, then there is no way. I can only admit that I am unlucky and go home!"
"No, Mrs. Ya is so generous and friendly, you can find Mrs. Ya to get another one!"
"Hey, no, there is a trap for this question!"
"Yes, the golden post has been dropped. The correct answer should be like his way today, so I can pass the question!"
"Damn it, so I almost got cheated."
"Boy, you lose and lose the golden post, so you should come and pass the question!"
Everyone unified the answers in just ten breaths and looked at Xu Que with a sarcastic look on his face.
Mrs. Ya was also slightly surprised. Obviously, she didn't expect Xu Que to ask such a simple question, but she vaguely felt something was wrong!
Sure enough, Xu Que raised a smile on his lips and looked at everyone: "You stupid people - mentally retarded, the golden post has fallen out, just pick it up! Haha, I'm so embarrassed to say that you can get through the question level. With your IQ, you can get through the numbness!"
“…”
The whole audience fell silent in an instant!
No one expected that this would be the answer, and...it was very reasonable and made people speechless.
However, Xu Que's final ridicule made everyone even more annoyed, and every student glared at him.
If it weren't for Mrs. Ya's presence, everyone would have rolled up their sleeves and rushed forward to fight Xu Que!
Someone angrily scolded: "It's outrageous. You are a disgraceful person. You speak so vulgarly that you are simply unworthy of being a scholar!"
"Not bad, and you are so brave, you dare to swear in front of Mrs. Ya!"
"Did you take Mrs. Ya into consideration?"
Everyone started to wear a high hat on Xu Que and tried to ask Mrs. Ya to punish him!
However, Mrs. Ya opened her mouth slightly and was a little surprised. It was not because of the answer, but because of Xu Que's words that curse people!
Scholars... don't they all regard reputation as important? Don't they show their elegance to others with gentleness? Why is this little guy just different from others?
Thinking of this, she couldn't help but smile again.
"I believe that Mr. Li was just a momentary remark, but... from now on, I don't want to hear such swear words again. So Mr. Li, please be careful to restrain yourself!" Mrs. Ya looked at Xu Que with a smile, obviously not angry, but had a little more appreciation.
But her words that she didn't want to hear such swear words again were serious and didn't seem to be joking!
Xu Que also smiled modestly and said, "Don't worry, Mrs. Ya, I have never liked to swear words next!"
Everyone was covered in black lines. You didn’t like to swear. I believed you evil. Today, you were the only one who sweared!
At this time, Mrs. Ya said again: "Get back to the point, the question that Mr. Li just asked is really interesting! Then I announced that the first question is passed, please ask the second question!"
Xu Que waved his hand, shook his clothes, and nodded, "The second question is, I'll just give it a simpler one.
Aunt Wang’s neighbor is Erdan. Every day when he meets, Erdan will greet Aunt Wang politely. When Aunt Wang saw that Erdan is not bad, he introduced him to be a clerk in his son’s inn. For the first time, Aunt Wang’s son asked enthusiastically, ‘You are Erdan, right?’ Erdan responded very politely, Aunt Wang’s son said enthusiastically, ‘I often listen to my mother’s praises to you, so you can come here to be a clerk in the future. By the way, where are you living now?’ After Erdan answered, he was beaten seriously by Aunt Wang’s son. May I ask, why is this?”
ah?
Erdan was beaten seriously injured? This...why is this?
Many people were stunned after listening to it.
Some smarter students also began to think about Xu Que’s entire question just now!
"Erdan was beaten seriously injured after answering the question, so the reason must be in this answer!"
"Yes, Aunt Wang's son asked Erdan where to live. Erdan is Aunt Wang's neighbor again. Then he should answer, live in you..."
A student stopped halfway through the conversation and widened his eyes!
Damn! Li Bai, you are such an immoral person!
This...this answer is so vicious!
Almost fooled!
Many students also reacted, furious and glared at Xu Que.
Chapter completed!