One hundred and seventieth chapters a certain part of the body
The answer to Xu Que’s question is actually not difficult to imagine, but no one dares to answer the question!
What exactly did Erdan say? He lives next to Aunt Wang, but Aunt Wang's son asked Erdan where to live.
What else can Erdan answer? Of course... live in your mother's Gobi!
So Erdan was beaten!
But no one here dared to say this answer.
After all, Mrs. Ya just spoke and didn't want to hear swear words again.
So no one dared to answer at this moment, and he dared not speak out when he dared to be angry at Xu Que, for fear of being excited, so he couldn't help but swear to swear!
It passed in ten breaths. Mrs. Ya narrowed her eyes slightly and looked at Xu Que with deep meaning and said, "Young Master Li is really smart!"
She naturally figured out the key to this problem, but did not pursue Xu Que. Instead, she admired the boy in white in front of her more and more.
At the same time, I was a little shocked because it was not difficult to find that Xu Que's two consecutive questions were thought out based on the on-site situation.
The first question is to use your own situation to mislead everyone to think about the answers to the question level!
The second question was even more clever, and she used her previous sentence "I don't want to hear swear words anymore" so that countless students present would not dare to answer it even if they knew the answer.
'So urgent and intelligent, it is indeed a talent!' Mrs. Ya secretly praised her, and her beautiful eyes swept to the many scholars around Daming Lake, and said with a faint smile: "No one can answer Mr. Li's second question, and I announced that this question will pass."
After saying that, her beautiful eyes fell on Xu Que again, and the meaning was self-evident, just to let him start the third question!
Xu Que shrugged his shoulders, looked at the people around him, and said with a look of regret, "Oh, what's the point of telling me? I've clearly told you the answer to the second question, but you can't answer it. It's really speechless!"
"..." Everyone in the audience twitched the corners of their mouths, their fists clenched, and their eyes were full of anger.
Tang Liufeng did not dare to get too close to Xu Que at this time. He knew that after the banquet, the Li Bai brother would definitely be beaten to death!
However, out of loyalty, Tang Liufeng didn't go too far, just stood opposite Daming Lake and watched!
Xu Que was too lazy to pay attention to this guy, and his eyes turned around and began to talk about the third question!
"The third question is simpler. You all have to listen to it this time. There is a part of our body. Some people are hard, some are soft, adults are longer, children are shorter, some are more hairy, and some are less hairy. What part of our body is this?"
After saying that, he smiled at everyone with a wink.
All the scholars in the audience were stunned!
Some parts of the body are hard, some are soft, some are long and some are short, and some are more hairy...
I'm going, and I'm going to have this kind of problem again. It's really a big deal!
Li Bai, I'll go to your sister again!
...
All the male students couldn't help but swept their eyes to their lower bodies, and then their chests became stuffy, and they suddenly felt the urge to vomit blood. How could this answer be said?
Some female students, including Mrs. Ya, thought about it for a while, their cheeks turned red and they glared at Xu Que in anger.
In the eyes of scholars, speaking swearing is a major prohibition, but when it comes to these private parts, it is even more amazing. It is inhumane and is simply vulgar and despicable, and everyone despises it!
Tang Liufeng, who was standing on the other side of Daming Lake, heard this question, turned pale, and then took several steps silently, murmured: "Brother Li is so fierce!"
Xu Que felt the angry accusation eyes of everyone present, but he was still calm and calm. The old god looked at everyone and mocked:
"The ten breaths are coming, and if you don't answer, you will have no chance."
"Can you do it? Can't you answer such a simple question?"
"A certain part of the body is something that everyone usually uses, why can't we answer?"
"Don't blame me for speaking too directly. Everyone here has a bad IQ!"
"Oh, it's been ten breaths, why don't I give you a few more hours to think about it?"
"I'll go, why are you glaring at me? I'll say boldly when I think it out. If anyone can answer, I will swallow the feces and commit suicide on the spot!"
"Isn't anyone still answered? Hahaha, I'm sorry, Mrs. Ya will be down from now on... Cough, the tongue is wrong, and the guests on Mrs. Ya's seat will be down from now on."
Xu Que's successive series of poisonous mouths ignited everyone's anger, and everyone was so cruel that they gritted their teeth!
"Li Bai, no matter whether you win today or not, just with your last question, you are definitely not worthy of being a scholar." At this time, a scholar finally couldn't help but scolded loudly.
"It's really unreasonable that you would say such a crude problem of being unfair and unfair in front of Mrs. Ya."
"You are humiliating us literati and humiliating Mrs. Ya!"
"Yes, this is a great disrespect to Mrs. Ya!"
"What should you be guilty of such a solemn banquet today, but you are so destructive!"
Suddenly, the noise of the Daming Lake was like boiling water, and many scholars were driven to accuse Xu Que of anger.
Some female students even stared at Xu Que and cursed: "Shameless!"
Mrs. Ya frowned slightly and shook her head, as if she was a little displeased with Xu Que’s question!
"Sorry, I don't understand what you are talking about. There is nothing wrong with my problem. If so, it will definitely not be my business!" Xu Que still smiled and said indifferently.
Because his answer is not that dirty, and it is very pure, reasonable and well-founded, he is so confident and arrogant!
"Hmph, you are still quibbling. The answer to your question is extremely vulgar!" a scholar retorted angrily.
Xu Que shrugged his shoulders and blinked his eyes and said, "No, the answer to my question is normal. Did you guess it too? You might as well tell me and let me listen."
"You...you...you, you are simply unreasonable." The scholar was so angry that he trembled all over. He pointed at Xu Que, not knowing what words to use to criticize him.
"What's unreasonable! I don't understand what you are saying. If you know the answer, then say it! If you don't say it, how can I know what you are saying? It's really inexplicable. You are unreasonable, and your whole family is unreasonable!" Xu Que looked innocent.
Everyone was furious again. They had never seen such a shameless person, but they refused to admit it.
"Say it! Don't glar at me! If you know the answer, just say it out. I think you just don't know the answer. You want to find a reason to not let me pass the test, right?" Xu Que looked like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water and continued to mock and provoke.
"Hmph, Li Bai, don't be so arrogant. You just think we don't dare to say the answer, right? Okay, I have to say it today." Finally, someone couldn't help it and jumped out of the crowd.
Xu Que was happy as soon as he saw it, and asked with a smile: "Okay, then what is the answer?"
The scholar gasped, stared at his eyes, and said angrily: "Little jj!"
Chapter completed!