Chapter 171 6500 words get 100 words(1/2)
I was standing aside, watching Jiang Xi pinch his waist, pointing at his cousin's nose, and using these sharp words to criticize her, even such a spiritual tone as "hum"!
I'm... that...
Wife, are you already mad?
My cousin was suddenly attacked by her, and she was stunned for a long time. After she realized that her cousin's temper was not overwhelming, so she immediately stood up and pointed at Jiang Xi and yelled.
"Okay, Xiaodong's wife, are you talking about human words? You actually told me to their family? You turned your elbow outward? OK! OK! I came to the wrong place, what I regret the most is asking you to introduce my son to my son. Even if my son ruins your hands in this life, you are still helping the evil people bully me in the opposite direction? I'm so angry that I'm leaving. I'm going to tell you mother-in-law, what kind of person you are, and tell you that people like you will definitely be retribution."
I heard this last sentence a little too much. I was about to say a few words to my cousin, but she picked up her bag, turned around and left. I don’t know if she was afraid that we would continue to say that she was or what, and she ran faster than a rabbit.
Forget it, what are you calculating about with such an elderly person? It doesn’t make sense to gain the upper hand in language, and it’s impossible to win!
I turned to see Jiang Xi, and saw that Jiang Xi was also blushed and his neck was thick, and said to me angrily, "It's all my fault. I should have refused to introduce Cong Feng to the partner. Isn't this matter not the case? Cough!"
I immediately said, "Yes, yes, the introduction is a thankless thing. The introduction is good. People thank you very much. If you don't introduce it well, they blame you for your whole life, and the whole family blames you, what are you trying to do?"
"Yes, yes, I'm wrong, I'm guilty!" Jiang Xi drooped his head, like a warm chicken.
"Wife, it's getting late now. Why don't you write it quickly, otherwise you will have to stop the update today." I reminded her in time to divert her depression.
"Ah! I'm escaping!" She hugged her head and ran back to her room.
Looking at her back, I smiled.
Just then, I received a call from Cong Feng.
"Hello!"
"Brother Dong! My mother told me that my sister-in-law was angry and beat her away."
"Cough!" I sighed, and said in a bad tone, "Your matter is really annoying, and it's not your sister-in-law's fault. She worked hard to introduce you to a partner, hoping that you can live a good life. As a result, she still made Zhu Bajie look in the mirror, and it's not human inside and outside. The things you and your mother do are really annoying. I didn't expect you and your family to be like that. Otherwise, I wouldn't let your sister-in-law find a partner for you, and we are not full of food and have nothing to do, so we can cause trouble for ourselves."
"Brother Dong, you are right. I didn't do it well. However, this is not what you heard. I will explain it to you when I get off work in the evening."
When I heard this, was there a third version? From this point of view, what Jiang Xi and I have heard so far is not the truth?
Oh my god! There are only such a small trivial matter in life, and there are several planes? It can be seen that life is sour, sweet, bitter, spicy and salty, and it is really not easy to blend a delicious life.
Hmm! Life is too complicated, cherish it!
When Jiang Xi was writing, I didn't plan to bother her, but she suddenly shouted sarcastically at the outside of the door, "Xiao Dongzi!"
I,"……".
Is this calling me? Who am I? Where am I? Is my wife going to play role-playing with me?
Before I could react from the concealed state, she came again.
"When I was writing the memorial, I was used to eating some fruits, cantaloupe, and confusing peaches, and presented them to me."
"Zha'er!"
It's all about calling myself this palace. If I don't understand and don't cooperate, I'm looking for a beating.
I quickly went to cut her cantaloupe, peel the peaches, then cut her into a bowl, inserted it with a toothpick, and delivered it to her computer desk.
I was about to sit down next to her when she said, "You retreat, it has disturbed the tranquility of my palace and delayed the national affairs that I want to do. You can't afford to take on your head."
"I...got!"
I turned around and left, not much to worry about the lunatic.
The moment I turned my head, I saw her still in the water group, and the person named "Xijie Quandit Group" was full of crazy words when he opened his mouth.
asoulmate: Nowadays, I dare not deceive my husband! In fact, I am the prince of the current dynasty, which is ridiculous! My second brother has always wanted to get the position of the lower class! He actually sent a killer to assassinate me! He had no choice but to escape here, and to hide his identity, he pretended to be a fan of the Western Sister, and was so despaired that he broke the group!
Ah Hua who disappeared: The second prince and his imperial guards will come in a while, so you can die.
My sister in society is so cruel and talks a lot: Because I am in a bad mood today, I haven’t written a word yet, so I’m so stressed! I’m so stressed and getting more and more haggard!
There may be wine in the brothel: Lord, why don’t you please help me. I will hand you over to the second prince and I can get a job with one or half. Anyway, you are not very angry.
asoulmate: How dare you do this?
There may be wine in the brothel: I hope the lord will fulfill it!
The disappearing Ahua: I hope the lord will fulfill his wish!
renya: I didn't expect you to be so unfaithful and unrighteous, traitorous.
asoulmate: Are you afraid that heaven and earth will be punished, and people and gods will be angry?
My sister in society is so cruel that people talk too much: the hearts of the people in the harem are different! Every slave pretends to be several masters in his heart. I, who is the master, was betrayed if I accidentally got the monthly ticket, the leader, nothing, and even my dreams.
The old girl in the long skirt: I, Xiao Chengzi, was ordered by the Queen Mother of Cixi today, and I came to capture you traitors and traitors, and I was fucked by the dogs and flies.
Xiaoyao: Let's go, wait until these groups are normal before coming back.
There may be wine in the brothel: I don’t sleep here without sleeping at noon, bragging x, but you said you are leaving! Where is your conscience? The dog has eaten?
My sister in society is so cruel and ruthless: Huh! I am really weak now. There is no one in the water anymore. Forget it, I'd better write memorials alone. I'll dance and make clear shadows. It's so cold that I can't stand high!
At this moment, the old girl in the long skirt suddenly sent a red packet of passwords, and a piece of passwords appeared below, which was a huge momentum.
Yunshan: "A group of x kings, let me clear this atmosphere."
Tangyuan: "A group of x kings, let me clear this trend."
Wuwei: "A group of x kings, let me clear this atmosphere."
There are still people below who are not talking about human words.
There may be wine in the brothels: Cough! My Qing Dynasty still died... If the eldest prince had not been so unreasonable, how could he be today!
Damn, I can't stand it anymore! I turned around and left.
Where is Jiang Xi? She was writing while peeking at the screen and staring at their water group.
I,"……".
I don’t understand, what is the best thing to see about that decrypted readership?
Later I said to Jiang Xi, "Wouldn't it be better for me to peek more when I have time?"
Jiang Xi squinted her eyes and said like an x-ray scan of me, "Which gap in your body is not familiar to me? What else are you interested in peeping?"
"If you get me, there is no newness and you won't cherish it anymore, right?" I protested with a bulging face.
Her head then rose up, and her eyes that had been looking straight turned into a downward look. Suddenly, she felt like she was high and I was inferior. Then I heard what came out of her little mouth, "Your mouth with a jar of urine is covered with gold, right? Is that amazing? Do you dare to choke me?"
"No...No..."
"Not what?"
I am not peeing in the jar's mouth, "I didn't mean to choke you... I stumble on my mouth, the queen calms down!"
Jiang Xi immediately smiled and narrowed his eyes at me, "You have learned to be treacherous and actually called this palace the Empress, not the Queen or the Princess. You are smart!"
Of course, a man, his wife is the queen in his mind, and that man is the emperor. If his wife is shit in his mind, then that man is probably a shit pot. Even if he is inlaid with gold edges, he is still a shit pot.
So, brothers, do you understand? If you don’t understand this, you will slap yourself twice!
Congfeng got off work in the evening and came to our house. Jiang Xi had already finished writing the manuscript at that time. When she was cooking in the kitchen, I opened the door for Congfeng. As soon as she saw Congfeng, she was holding a cooking spoon in her hand and rushed out. She pointed at Congfeng's face with a spoon and said, "Do you have the nerve to come to our house?"
I was so afraid that she would get angry that she gave Cong Feng two spoons. I didn’t feel sorry for Cong Feng, and I didn’t care about my relationship with this distant relative, but I felt sorry for it that it would damage Jiang Xi’s beautiful image.
So, I quickly snatched the spoon in her hand, and I pointed at Cong Feng's face with the spoon and said, "Hurry and sit on the sofa and explain it to your sister-in-law honestly. I don't care whether your marriage is happy or not, but you and your mother are so angry that my wife is so angry that I can't stand it. A good woman who is originally gentle, virtuous, reasonable, respects the elderly and loves the young have started to yell at the elders, which is enough to show how angry she is."
Cong Feng was stunned at me for a few seconds, and then suddenly laughed, "Puff! Brother Dong, you can really show off!"
Jiang Xi couldn't help it, and she looked like a bear with a smile on her face. Then she said with resentment with a smile, "Husband! You really hate it. I was so angry that I was blown into the air for an afternoon, and I was pierced by you. My momentum was gone and my temperament was gone."
I thought to myself: I’m gone, where does the momentum and quality come from?
"Sister-in-law, don't be angry. Although I did not do well in some places, it was not exactly what you heard. I came today to explain it to you clearly. Although I am not perfect, I am not that bad!"
When Jiang Xi heard this, her eyes rolled over and she felt like she was waking up from a dream.
"Husband, then, did I blame Cong Feng for saying this? What are the misunderstandings?"
"Yes, yes!" I agreed repeatedly.
"What's right? Did I confront the wrong person? Or is there a misunderstanding?"
"Wife, everything you say is right!" I was almost confused by her. To be safe, I flattered and slapped it.
Cong Feng immediately smiled and said, "Brother Dong, you don't forget to flatter me for just a little chance. No wonder you couple have a good relationship, cough! I really envy you!"
Actually, this time I didn’t mean to flatter. Maybe I might become accustomed to it after flattering too much. If I flatter, I don’t need exercises or thinking at all, and I can just walk out.
As a result, Jiang Xi looked at me with contempt and said, "You can get out of here."
Then he abandoned me and sat opposite Congfeng.
Me, "...", I pouted my face and watched the queen meet the guilty minister who was carrying the thorns and apologizing. I was so pitiful! No, Cong Feng seemed to be even more pitiful than me!
"Let me make it clear, otherwise I will really get angry, and I feel sorry for Xiao Yang."
"Okay, okay, sister-in-law, don't worry, listen to me slowly."
"If you didn't want to live a good life with others at the beginning, don't bother them. No matter how you say they are, they are still a good girl. They don't have any bad habits or do anything randomly. They are still a rich girl..."
"Yes, yes, yes, sister-in-law, you're right. At the beginning, I must have decided to marry her because I wanted to live a good life with her."
To be continued...